[van den b]
[van den b]
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Existential T-Rex (Roarrr!) 02.10.2021 3:35
i say roarrr motherfuckers i don't know who i am well yeah of course i know i'm a badass t-rex dino as i can't clap my hands there's a big fucking rock and it's heading my way i'm running out of time to find myself and all i can say is: roarrr motherfuckers you know, i just had this thought: what does it matter what or who or why i am if pretty soon i will be not? there's this big fucking rock and...
(longing for) Blueberry Pancakes 25.09.2021 2:30
longing for blueberry pancakes i don't know how it feels but it sounds like something real
Most Likely 19.08.2021 2:54
it will most likely turn out not to be alright you will be cherished by the creatures of the night they are all around you - barely out of sight it will most likely turn out not to be alright [...]
Heartbeat 15.06.2021 2:48
don't you fear it's coming back don't you fear, it's coming back
To The Lake (101) 24.05.2021 3:13
She wants to go to the lake and I know I won't be joining her today and I'm afraid she might say [...] It's only everything
Storm The Capitol 07.01.2021 1:32
i got a great idea: we're gonna storm the capitol today it wasn't my idea to be sincere, but hey, let's to it anyway because our precedent will be our president and i heard him say he'll be with us when we take the capitol today i got a great idea: we're gonna take democracy - oh yeah ________ storming in the name of (tu-dup-dup and now you do what he told you)
Any Sign Of Grace (none) 23.12.2020 3:57
you wonder why i care enough to give it one more try deny my loss i'm going down like a big bad boss and i decline any sign of grace that would imply that i am doing fine i'm not fine i am going down in flames i fall i fly until i hit the ground i can deny you sigh you'll see a burning hole that has the shape of me and i decline any sign of grace that would imply that i am doing fine i'm not fine...
SOS (ABBA) 21.12.2020 3:45
SOS (ABBA) by [van den b]
Lockdown Biertje Nr.8 15.12.2020 3:05
het is weer lockdown zodat me gok frowned ik ga me gekke bekke binne trekken want ik ben een top clown
The Case for a Walking Bass (Rausländer Rein) 08.11.2020 2:43
did you just call me refugee not sure it could be said of me but i'm long gone from the country i have come from i do feel pretty welcome here i live the life of cheese and beer it's al so easy really kinda cheesy i am quite a lucky guy i know i'm not the only one but damn i am a lucky son of a gun, man now have little fun and hop around the city that's as pretty as it's shitty it is all and nothi...
Take Over The World 01.11.2020 2:26
I got a secret plan I will be conquering the world Just because I can It won’t be gentle I'm gonna rise tonight And when I take over the world At the speed of light It will be mental Do do do do do not take me seriously You will be surprised to see me reaching for the stars And you’ll see: how this is meant to be I got a secret plan I will be conquering the world Just because we can It will be wic...
Genocidal Kitten (baby tigers with an attitude) 04.10.2020 2:44
ever so human ever so weak not really sorry to be so rude sometimes we're sneaky sometimes we shriek baby tigers with an attitude it might not be pleasant for everyone it always gets louder when someone has fun that doesn't sound like rejoice - someone got shaken and stirred it seems you panic by choice, she tells me, don't be absurd but what's with all of the noise? i betcha someone got hurt it's...
Never Gonna Be Alright 26.09.2020 3:41
i don't know what to say about this song some might say it's happy but they're wrong it's just as you reluctantly confessed a quite annoying tune when you're depressed it won't exactly kill you but you might strangle me with my guitar strings in the night when it's never gonna be alright but it might just be a little better tomorrow tomorrow is another fucking day with plenty opportunity for sorro...
get out of my house (for human beings) 13.08.2020 0:43
no animals were killed for the making of this masterpiece
Luka(shenko) - or the loneliness of being dictator 10.08.2020 2:22
Luka(shenko) - or the loneliness of being dictator by [van den b]
it bloody fuckin' hurts 11.05.2020 2:29
oh yeah sure i'm doing fine have another glass of wine and a very lovely day might be time for me to go yes i'm fine, i told you so and that's all i'm gonna say aaaaaaahhhh it bloody fuckin' hurts what was that? that wasn't me i am ok as you can see i'm enjoying life and i wish you happiness and love and just, you know, the normal stuff but gotta go don't ask me why aaaaaaahhhh it bloody fuckin' h...
Bumblebee #1.0.1 03.04.2020 2:50
a bumblebee flew into me it's all a little strange you see my dear, you are the flower here if i would be a bumblebee i would be flying into you and you alone and sting me to be really really really sure i'd be your bee forevermore just to be sure i do know why the butterfly is giving me the evil eye you see, it's cause you're here with me if i would be that butterfly i think i would be jealous to...
lalala luna (take 2) 22.11.2019 2:59
put the coffin in a wheelchair keep a kung-fu state of mind bring your demons into childcare scratch your eyes till they are blind say we will see mermaids humping sunken ships they're having trips on booze that wan't meant to be a headache and the sun is passing out again reminds you of the evening when the moon was saying: pretty soon all of you'll be dancing to my tune lalala-luna get some dogs...
Stuck 17.10.2019 3:00
i got stuck in a love song it got stuck in my head it ain't real i don't care what they say i refuse to feel bad and they say you (you) you're doing it all wrong they say i can't get it all all of the time i don't care what they're saying i'm feeling fine and you know i would tell the world about you i would sell my soul for cheap wish me well cause i'm about to you're a secret that i can't keep i...
raam voorbij 27.04.2019 2:45
veel gelul van zuiverheid maar in mn eigen water pissen
Will You Have Her? 27.03.2018 4:08
you know you won't get sleep tonight and give up trying too the you that you won't be, you can't seem to remember as nothing seems so real compared to how you feel how long to be breaking until you're breaking through how long now will you never how long now will you never have her how long now will you never you know you won't get dancing feet and yet it's all you need the beat is wrapped up in a...
Homonoea & Atimetus: Requiem In Times Old Roman 18.03.2018 4:10
Homonoea: I, much more sweet sounding than the Sirens, more golden than Kupris herself alongside Bacchus and food, I, a chattering and cheerful swallow, I, Homonoea, lie here, leaving tears for Atimetus, to whom I was welcome since infancy; but unforeseen fate has scattered the affection so strong. Atimetus: If cruel fate were to allow the exchange of life, and if the good health of another could...
White House Arrest 04.02.2018 2:38
gonna get it alt-right gonna wonder what's left gonna get it alt-right till nothing's left i'm gonna sit here all night you're gonna get it all wrong got my televisions in sight i brought some burgers along hear how the donkey talks this isn't how it all ends i am a dirty old fox and i have brought my friends gonna get it alt-right you're gonna wonder what's left gonna be here all night i got whit...
it can't happen here 15.07.2017 2:23
old man asks for some money to buy a cup of tea and yes i know i can give him little so i cough up and then he asks me: so dear sir what is it you are reading today? well now that looks like it can't happen here he purrs a little as i hold it his way somehow i think i'm oughta buy him a beer it can't happen here, well wait a bit he said: it did, now, didn't it? oh man did that just happen for real...
good morning fucking vampires 03.06.2017 2:14
i hate you a little although i'm never sure if that is quite enough or i should hate you more for every day you break my balls - i feel so sore it's just the way you say hello and then immediately go towards the blinds to block the light and so i know another day without the sun and boy oh boy will i have fun i sigh good morning fucking vampires the day has begun do you want another cup of coffee...
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