Valley Boys Podcast

Feeling under the weather, the discuss a woman's DUI in a car full of kids, writing your own obituary, and how Valley Boys listeners are the ugliest in all podcasts

The boys address the online rumours about Brandon having sexual relations with raccoons (started by Dave), smuggling cocaine with your penis, and catcalling

The boys discuss a possible "dating" app for truck drivers in parking lots, Yelp reviews for sex workers, and a marriage app that rates your ex's dumps

The boys talk about Dave getting his Twitter hacked and losing his verified badge, appropriating being called "curvy" instead of fat, and robbing a pizza delivery driver with an ax.... for the pizza

In a new segment, Dave gives a history lesson of meth and goes through the wildest news stories involving the drug

The boys cheers Dave's late cat Wednesday, talk about which Disney princesses have the worst farts, and times they've ruined family holidays.

The boys talk about pee jugs and lot lizards, Kyle Rittenhouse, and wasting money on weddings when the divorce will cost more. 

The boys talk about LA riots over winning baseball games, a nurse fired for farting under hypnosis, and a case of domestic abuse in a sumo suits.

They discuss mailing meth in Florida, revenge farts, and pay tribute to Dallas, Brandon's late pet Greyhound. 

The boys talk about penis recognition software, desert orgies, and Dave soliciting drugs on Instagram

The boys talk about stealing perscription medicine, destroying a Walmart on a hotwired forklift, and Amazon drone delivered cocaine

While Brandon is in New Mexico shoving cacti up his butt, Dave is left alone to talk about Norm MacDonald, the Texas abortion ban, and calling his friends Judge Jarrett and Meerkat Jimmy

The boys talk about their worst relationships, filming public freak outs, and speculate on how Brandon would make an excellent drunk air marshal

The boys speculate on what made-up sports would be in the Florida Olympics, the cost of finding a 'sugar daddy', and first WTF moments during sex

The boys talk about worst dates, rename Olympic softball teams based on MLB names, and exploiting yourself in a dollar store.

The boys talk about Dave's heatstroke, someone getting stabbed for farting, and Joe Biden dropping bombs instead of green cards

The boys talk about the "Pope Olympics", robbing stores with a mysterious syringe, and smuggling drugs through your penis

The boys talk about their best/worst ideas while drunk/high, sending nudes, and how the only thing Dave will ever invent is a new STD

The boys are finally able to speak about their former network, as it's in the news anyway. 

The boys celebrate joining a new network by testing what words will get beeped out, stupid bets on sports, and doing standup right after better comedians

The boys talk about corporations turned Pride Month into a branded holiday, the pointless Friends reunion, and how Dave catfished men on Tinder with his sister's picture to bring people to a comedy show.

The boys talk about new bands stealing from old ones, breaking up with spouses after going to drug rehab, and Brandon ruining someone's marriage with his penis. 

The boys discuss unsolicited tit pics, NHL playoffs, keto, Brandon's un-marriage advice, and being back on stage for standup comedy

The Boys talk about being naked in Zoom meetings, Monday morning DUIs, wost sports fans, and a comedian's racist tirade.  

The boys discuss comedian draft picks, Japan's study on penis size, Elon Musk, NOFX, and Brandon's near hate crime while surfing