Vaguely Scientific

Vaguely Scientific

Comedy EN ↓ 217 episodes

Our panelists answer audience-submitted questions that range from the serious to the ridiculous using as much science as they can muster! Hosts Jim, Derek, and a rotating panel use their expertise (or lack thereof) to tackle these questions in a manner that can only be described as "vaguely scientific."

Author

Vaguely Scientific

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.vaguelyscientific.com

Latest episode

Jul 1, 2026

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Episodes

Vaguely Scientific #155: Why Dog? 14.08.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Anne, who helps us to unlock our potential to communicate with animals. Or something like that. Then, what is the best piece of playground equipment? Objectively, of course.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Anne

Vaguely Scientific #154: Saturn and the Secret Rings 31.07.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Mark to destroy Saturn's rings once and for all. Then, we desperately try to search through a print book by using Ctrl+F and come up short.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Mark

Vaguely Scientific #153: Side Effects Include 17.07.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Chris to try to pinpoint all of the dangerous near-Earth asteroids and destroy them! Or something like that. Then, we try to translate video game stat buffs over to the real world.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Chris

Vaguely Scientific #152: Plantimals 03.07.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Sierra to ponder how a raven is like a writing desk. Somehow there are more similarities than we thought. Then, we discuss how life might be different if humans were somehow able to photosynthesize.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Sierra

Vaguely Scientific #151: More Mass Than Exists in the Solar System 19.06.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Joe to discuss the types of jobs that AI would hate doing just as much as we do. Then, how can we more effectively harness all the wasted energy coming out of the sun?  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Joe

Vaguely Scientific #150: Helicopter Polo 05.06.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Ryan to discuss how we could bring the sport of Quidditch into the real world. Then, would we rather fight 100 trilobite-sized Hulks or 1 Hulk-sized trilobite? The answer may not surprise you!  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Ryan

Vaguely Scientific #149: Elisha Otis Is Worthy 22.05.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Dave to discuss whether or not elevators are worthy enough to lift Thor's hammer. Then, we discuss what is more ridiculous--hollow Earth or flat Earth. Not that they're not both ridiculous. Panelists: Jim, Derek, Dave

Vaguely Scientific #148: Being Kind to the T-Rexes 08.05.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Jonathan to discuss which dinosaur species could cause the most ecological damage if we brought it back to life? Then, what is computer hacking really like? Panelists: Jim, Derek, Jonathan

Vaguely Scientific #147: A Whole Other Cannibalism 24.04.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Aly to talk about how delicious human-shaped creatures like Saiyans and elves must be. Then, we ascribe genres to our favorite animals.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Aly

Vaguely Scientific #146: All the Real Life Pokémon 10.04.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Dac to discuss which Pokémon could exist in the real world. Then, we flip that question on its head to talk about which animals could be Pokémon.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Dac

Vaguely Scientific #145: Indeterminately Research-Based 27.03.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Justin to answer those fun and silly April Fools-style questions. Oh, sorry. I meant to say that Mark and Jonathan are joined by Justin to answer those very serious and normal science-based questions.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Justin, Mark(?), Jonathan(?)

Vaguely Scientific #144: You'd Be a Human on Jupiter in the Clouds Dead 13.03.2024

In this episode, Jeremiah joins us for the first time(?) to discuss how a shrink ray might work. Then, we try to determine how long a dead body could float around in outer space before decomposing.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Jeremiah 

Vaguely Scientific #143: Derek Has a Breakthrough 28.02.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Joel to discuss putting fun computer chips into our brains! Then, we take a deep breath and dive into a world where humans no longer had to breathe.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Joel

Vaguely Scientific #142: What's the Point of Chess, Really? 14.02.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Chris to discuss why we would want to program a computer to be good at chess. Then, we talk about non-carbon-based life forms and what those might look like.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Chris

Vaguely Scientific #141: Let's Not Burn Down the Internet 31.01.2024

In this episode, Big A returns to talk about what kinds of wild things would happen if the internet were to suddenly shut down. Then, we look at artificial islands and whether or not that whole thing is worth the effort.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Big A

Vaguely Scientific #140: More Glaives in More Things 17.01.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Adam to figure out how to jam humans into carnivorous plants. Then, we look at how fictional weapons were inspired by real weapons.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Adam

Vaguely Scientific #139: A Polar Bear in Every Kitchen 03.01.2024

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Justin to discuss where Jörmungandr might be hiding. He's a beefy snek! Then, where's the nearest bear? It's much closer than you think! Panelists: Jim, Derek, Justin

Vaguely Scientific #138: Everybody Is Committed to Snow War 20.12.2023

In this festive episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Anne to discuss what the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future get up to when they're not bothering Scrooge. They gotta keep busy somehow. Then, could there be a real snowball war?  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Anne

Vaguely Scientific #137: All Words Are Made Up and Don't Matter 06.12.2023

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Sydney to discuss all the different sizes of rocks. Riveting! Then, we contemplate what flavor our teeth are. Finally, what are we thinking about and, more importantly, how are we thinking about it?  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Sydney

Vaguely Scientific #136: Chicken Tastes Like Everything 22.11.2023

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Joe to discuss why people say that everything tastes like chicken. Then, we analyze the anatomy of many sci-fi aliens.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Joe

Vaguely Scientific #135: Chucking Hammers in Lava 08.11.2023

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Mark to discuss what superheroes might work best to avert historical disasters. Then, we try to figure out what exactly volcanologists do.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Mark

Vaguely Scientific #134: Vaguely Spooky 6 - A Bloody Craving 25.10.2023

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Brian and Spooky Dave to talk about why vampires drink human blood and not, say, a horse's blood. Then, could a War of the Worlds-style panic happen today? Finally, we discuss our favorite Halloween costumes of days gone by.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Brian, Dave

Vaguely Scientific #133: Strong Lawn Feelings 11.10.2023

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Adam to discuss how humans might be able to get wings and if they could use them. Then, we talk about how stupid grass lawns are.  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Adam

Vaguely Scientific #132: Captain All of the Elements 27.09.2023

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Jonathan to discuss whether there's any relation between the Pokémon Kabutops and Scyther. Then, what kinds of weird powers could we gain if we were able to manipulate the elements of the periodic table in the same way cartoon characters can manipulate earth, fire, water, and wind?  Panelists: Jim, Derek, Jonathan

Vaguely Scientific #131: Calzone Earth 13.09.2023

In this episode, Jim and Derek are joined by Dac to try and figure out where Charmander's fire and Squirtle's water come from. Then, what would happen if Earth were to suddenly become flat? Everyone would probably die. But what else? Panelists: Jim, Derek, Dac

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