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(McCall Out Sick) Starting with with the absolute no's to questions like "Do you want pickles?" "Want to ride a carnival ride?" a new one came up for AJ with another glass shattering adult experience. AJ says there's no reason for divorce parties, they're spiteful, but has no idea how to cheer up his friend going through a divorce, the first he has experience with his peers as an adult. Somehow th...

Story #1 - Guy lied about jumping out of a bridge to get out of traffic, did it, hurt himself and still got cited Story #2 - Taco Bell employees decided to play with fireworks in the store, locked themselves out and did over $30,000 in damage Story #3 - Man shut down an airport after calling in a fake bomb threat because of a carry-on fee

What a breakthrough for AJ to NOT bash pickle lovers. Of course everyone would want teeth jewelry to remember a loved one. AJ & McCall agree, especially after the carnival almost accident went viral, they're probably done with carnival/fair rides. AJ will be taking a road trip with a friend soon he never has before, but what are the unwritten rules? One dad listener wants to break tradition be...

Vacations are definitely back on the table, but if you want more control it has to be a road trip. AJ is pondering doing one with someone he never has before, so what are the unwritten rules? And remember, AJ & McCall are no doctors. A tale as old as time, dad doesn't like his daughter's boyfriend. One listener wants to break a family tradition and McCall says he can't but can say he sucks if...

Story #1 - Guy stole a bunch of stuff from the store and got caught returning something he didn't want Story #2 - 15-year-old home with three other kids babysitting chased away someone breaking in with a samurai store Story #3 - Guy stole beef jerky and got busted with drugs

Begrudgingly, the AJ & McCall ACTUALLY has to side with Heinz for once. Don't throw out your kids toys, that could be retirement money! The stories are amazing when someone finds their calling, or goes back to school, but is there a 'too old' to choose a new career age for you? Cache Valley Secrets is back! And two listeners are channeling their AJ & McCall vibes. AJ & McCall also wish...

Holiday brain made it a minute since the last Cache Valley Secrets, but we're all ready to confess. Who doesn't hate self-scanning veggies at the grocery store? What would AJ look like as a police officer? AJ & McCall both wish their family had a deep dark secret to make things more interesting, but they just have the average secrets people keep from family. 

Story #1 - Guy reported a fake shooting to get out of a traffic ticket Story #2 - Man asked for his ID accidentally pulls out a bag of illegal gummies Story #3 - Cop has to do the Heimlich after a guy tries to swallow a bad of weed

Apparently spam is having a 'going out of business' sale with all the work they're putting in. Bad news, fish are getting high! AJ & McCall both have the same answer when it picking where to get gas, saving a few cents is overrated, and it makes McCall feel old. No one said being a parent is easy, so where did you lose your kid? Does every parent go into having a kid thinking they'll toe the l...

AJ & McCall worst childhood fear was realized, a kid was stolen! It was actually an accident due to some hilarious circumstances. Parents, where did you accidentally leave your kids? And why does one listener have to roast AJ? AJ's one friends with a kids have really established which parent they are and the pushover has gone over the top. Which are you?

Story #1 - Guy was arrested after taking a taxi to rob a bank, and then another, finally arrested at home Story #2 - A contraband booze ring was exposed by drunk buffaloes Story #3 - Door Dash driver got arrested but cops finished the delivery

We know it's not true, but I thought as adults we all just agreed with the '5 second rule?' There's a way men can extend their life 19 years, and AJ says it makes sense, but pretty sure it's a no. Apparently, McCall's boyfriend is so famous he can't get ketchup. With the sun trying to murder us daily why don't more people have windshield screens? Trying to have some sort of a relationship with an...

Is someone really bad for messaging an ex happy birthday? AJ commends those in divorces for trying to have some semblance of a relationship with their ex-spouses, but missed one crucial detail in the message. Being honest is important, but brutally is defined as (in a savage or violent way) and that doesn't sound pleasant. One listener is at her wit's end with her friend's 'empowerment' campaign.

Story #1 - Person running from the cops got caught stopping in the McDonald's drive thru Story #2 - Guy who didn't like fireworks shot at neighbors setting them off Story #3 - Guy being chased by police stole a reporters car and crashed it into a cop cruise

Did McCall solve any of the world's problems while in the sensory deprivation tub? How does leopard come back from being caked in the face? AJ got the side eye from a work gossip over using the work dumpster to through out some of his excessive trash, is this really a problem? Bad new kids, no inheritance for you. Apparently parents are spending it on themselves and only one of AJ & McCall is...

If you're the child of a parent, bad news, there might not be an inheritance for you. Parents aren't leaving as much to their kids and the general reaction is "...alright." Only one of AJ & McCall is counting on getting an inheritance, and one has already discussed what they're going to be handing down. Pretty important with none of that will money coming down to save a few bucks, so what old...

Story #1 - While being pulled over, two people switched seats and both got DUIs Story #2 - Guy called 911 to tell cops "Take me jail (inappropriate words)" Story #3 - Guy was searched with drugs hidden in him, but someone must have put them there

Why do people shoot off fireworks not at night? Does AJ have a viable solution to improving firework shows? The AJ & McCall Show are making a decree about friends dating friends. McCall will be in a big tub this afternoon, would you do the sensory deprivation tub? Fourth of July weekend was full of drama with exes living together and an obnoxious neighbor for the Debate At 8. AJ's friend got t...

How does somebody become one of those TV judges? AJ & McCall are handing out advice, starting with exes still living together. That's going to be more relapse than reconcile. One listener can't avoid the obnoxious neighbor and AJ tries to come up with anything other than McCall's very mature solution to the problem.

Story #1 - Guy who hates fireworks wakes neighbors in the middle of the night by shouting noises Story #2 - Lady tried to join the 4th of July firework on her tractor and was arrested after crashing into a fence Story #3 - Man hired a hit man on Craigslist to kill a peacock

This is your annual reminder to think about your pets and take care of them with fireworks going off. AJ & McCall have no idea how someone stumbled across wine and hot dogs supposedly being good. Just because it's a holiday weekend doesn't mean AJ & McCall will miss Cache Valley Secrets. Would sleeping in different rooms once a week really help a relationship? The strength of devotion is b...

Apparently ten percent of couples sleep in separate rooms once a week to strengthen their relationship. Can AJ & McCall sort out this level of independence? Would either of them be in support of it? How devoted are you? If something of your significant others went in the toilet are you going after it?

Story #1 - Guy commits burglaries because the devil told him he needed to pay for college Story #2 - Bunch of kids set of fireworks in a store, in a store! Story #3 - Fake cop pulled over a real cop who recognized him

It's honorable someone has tried to make parking better, but has he seen Park Narcs? Make sure you don't fall victim to the new epidemic, food amnesia! AJ informs McCall that it's guy code to inform a friend who meets someone online that they're getting cat fished. This comes up because on listener finds themselves waiting for a girl they can't seem to meet. Science has given up on weight loss and...

Bringing back a torture device to help with weight loss makes sense right? AJ & McCall are beside themselves at science giving up and just telling everyone to 'shut their fat faces.' That being said, perhaps DentalSlim could be put to actual uses to help out.