Utah's VFX

Story #1 - Drunk driver crashes into a sign that says 'Driver Sober or Get Pulled Over' Story #2 - Carjacker gets shot after aiming his bow and arrow at a cop Story #3 - Lady made a bomb threat at her boyfriend's work so she could spend time with him

Yes, AJ was complaining about not having his order totally correct last week but is that the norm? Working out the kinks doesn't normally mean someone gets stabbed. Did you know, Jordan Clarkson plays for the Utah Jazz? McCall, sort of, panic deleted a bunch of emails this morning but at least she's not some sociopath who has 47 unread text messages?! Anyone forget how to host, or what the rules w...

Anyone else forget the rules for how things work when it comes to hosting after COVID? AJ hosted for the first time in probably forever, bought food and isn't sure how the money thing works. Luckily, it's a pretty simple solution for McCall, especially because Venmo requesting seems too pushy. Speaking of host, it was Producer Butterz over at AJ's and it leads to a text everyone panics at...."I'm...

Story #1 - 40-year-old guy was found pants less outside of a car dealership  Story #2 - Lady was arrested for battering her boyfriend after he asked her to cuddle Story #3 - Guy broke into a concession stand and cops found him passed out from candy, chicken nuggies and drugs

Who in the world would put queso THIRD on their favorite dips list?! AJ & McCall's ACTUAL life hacks can save you money around Christmas time AND possibly help you become the favorite. Cache Valley Secrets is just as ridiculous as it is scandalous this week. 'Am I a Jerk' court is back in session as a husband intervenes on his wife's behalf to snooze her notifications. AJ & McCall disagree...

'Am I a Jerk?' is in court as a husband is catching flak after snoozing his wife's work notifications while on vacation. AJ & McCall agree you should communicate as opposed to taking action, but they split on helping those who don't see it for themselves. Along these lines, do you have a place to mentally disconnect? Mentally being able to do so is important, but do you have a lair or getaway...

Story #1 - Guy stabbed someone at McDonald's because his coffee was too sweet Story #2 - Lady pulled a gun at Chipotle because her order was taking too long Story #3 - Guy stole a car and then tried to sell it back to the same dealership 

AJ & McCall have been avid about being good tippers, but Millennials are the worst tippers. To McCall's chagrin the world is really into life hacks right now, but are they really life hacks? Has anyone ever ACTUALLY taken part in a car bash? AJ wants to and now has a busted car to possibly make it happen. If you adopt the mannerisms of the people you spend the most time with then it'd stand to...

If you start to emulate the people you spend the most time with, it stands to reason you'd pick up their weird quirks also. AJ is convinced he only drools in his sleep now because his girlfriend does. McCall thinks AJ doesn't know that sleeping can be better because he only knows snoring. Everyone shares the weird quirk of having a hierarchy of things they'd save in a potential house fire? An enga...

Story #1 - Man named Sir Dangerous kidnapped a woman and promised to make her life miserable Story #2 - Guy test drove a BMW to a bank, robbed it and then used the cash to buy the car Story #3 - A suspect tried hiding in a dumpster and then moved to a port-a-potty 

AJ thought it was over after the 'dessert pasta' discussion but Producer Butterz ramped it up. Actually, Butterz was feeling like being quite wrong a lot this week because it doesn't matter how much better self-checkouts have gotten, there's a limit. AJ & McCall think the decision is easy when it comes to watching Hallmark or horror for the rest of forever, but of course they don't agree. Good...

The game today has been horror or Hallmark, and AJ's family encountered the beginning of one of those on their vacation. A girl was flying from Chicago to Amsterdam to meet a guy she met on the internet and AJ & McCall don't feel great about that. Speaking of going places you maybe shouldn't, what's your opinion on crashing weddings? AJ's friend was invited, then not and now has been invited a...

Story #1 - Guy is facing charges after stealing fish sticks form a kindergarten class Story #2 - Some lady attacked her roommate for playing the same song on loop Story #3 - Guy outside of a restaurant was offering free hugs...or a fight

New rule, if you only have a couple of items you AREN'T allowed to use the full checkout REGARDLESS of how we all hate the self-checkout. McCall told AJ he was just out of luck when he bought his shrimp through the drive thru and it was forgotten, then why is some guy facing seven years in jail for missing $0.43 for a Mountain Dew? There's your first purchase with adult money and your first purcha...

Everyone, EVERYONE, has thought about quitting in spectacular fashion yet we don't. That doesn't mean we can't appreciate those who do and oh boy have their been some glorious PA quits. What way did you quit passive aggressively? Perhaps it took a little bit of liquid courage to get to the point of letting everyone have it, but it definitely is the chaotic energy of 'Little Kid or Drunk Adult?' Se...

Story #1 - Crew of high school referees made a controversial call and got locked in a locker room Story #2 - Couple of guys saw a vehicle with a 'Free Car' sign on it and with the keys in it, took it, only to find a dead body in Story #3 - Drunk lawyer took cops on a high speed chase, name dropped Owen Wilson and then demanded pizza once in jail

Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING is truly happening, but what about dessert pasta? Every childhood dream at some point wants to win a chocolate factory, but one guy turned it down. Isn't signing a document that says 'I'm responsible for my partner's stuff.' the basis of being married? If so McCall already is married and AJ is doing so today. A mom wants to change her son's last name, but AJ & McCall t...

AJ & McCall are children of divorce and weigh in on name changes for one single mother. Was there ever a name change considered for either of them? This is a fundamental issue for kids going through divorce, though with the best intentions. Then AJ heard the term 'divorce contagion' and is now super invested in his friend's marriages. It's terrifying with how high divorce rates are, the MASSIV...

Story #1 - Robber tried a gas station with the power out, but the register couldn't open Story #2 - Guy threatened his neighbors with nunchuks and hit himself in the face Story #3 - Two moms got in a fight outside of an elementary school and pulled guns

The last thing you want for your first concert, post COVID, is the for the group to be terrible live. AJ & McCall are numb to class-action lawsuits, not to mention getting stiffed from them, but they'll try and get their latest two dollars. No one likes driving in big cities, but are they actually the scariest places to drive? 'Something someone died in' is not part of the bride's tradition, b...

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue DOESN'T include something died in for wedding traditions. A listener's mom passed away in her own wedding dress and now the listener wants to wear it for hers, but everyone is creeped out. Should she go ahead with it, and listen for the surprise guest appearance. That's quite the confession but Cache Valley Secrets continue with thin...

Story #1 - Guy circled in the police parking lot before being arrested for drunk driving Story #2 - Guy was busted for drunk driving on the highway...on a lawnmower Story #3 - Guy who robbed the same 7/11 four times over the summer

Somehow an honest game turns into McCall, seemingly, trying to manifest AJ a stalker. Why were Millennials collectively afraid of so many things that were NEVER threats? It was rough being McCall, because apparently it was always a time to fight. Our very own Jenn announced she's expecting kid number two, but told AJ & McCall those stories where kids do something creepy never happens. They don...

Congratulations to our very own Jenn who is expecting baby number 2! However, she told AJ & McCall those stories of kids doing something creepy never happens. Now, AJ & McCall are pretty positive they've heard more than their fair share of stories of kids doing something creepy, and oh do the stories come in. Also, AJ is apparently surrounded by the stories of creepy happenings.

Story #1 - Roommates get in an argument over not flushing that ends in a plunger fight Story #2 - Trying to avoid a chipmunk, one driver swerves and crashes into a brick building Story #3 - A dad hires a hit man to knock himself off to give his son the life insurance and the hit is botched