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If there's any sight of snow then there's gonna be a joke about getting snowed in at AJ's house? Does anyone really think they could be snowed in though? McCall is making preparations after the drifts she has gotten. If you're snowed in you better keep yourself busy and AJ got a not so subtle hint he needs to clean up the house. We all know the three step process to dropping stuff off at the DI, B...

Story #1 - Guy went to a beach, was told the restrooms were closed so he threatened employees with a machete Story #2 - Guy with a Tesla face tattoo got drunk and flipped his minivan

Betty White was almost 100 and, SURPRISE, her secret to long live wasn't healthy. Perhaps it's the sentiment making McCall blind to the terrible grammar, but AJ can't stand the post she's sharing. AJ has a great idea to get inversion out of here. AJ had a great idea for McCall's resolution but now she's running amok! EVERYONE has dreamed about quitting in a huge way, and there's a new standard tha...

A new standard of quitting has been set after AB from the NFL stripped down and waved bye to a full stadium. EVERYONE has dreamed of quitting in fantastic fashion and a few listeners share their stories, including a fantasy AJ & McCall would love to do. And you know what would make you want to quit life, quarantining in an airplane bathroom and for a whole vacation. Because of that, McCall thi...

Story #1 - A Long John Silver's customer got violent over hush puppies and trashed the place  Story #2 - Two ladies got locked out of their cars and decided to trash the store

The influencer strikes again! This time,somehow McCall got AJ's dad on board with something. Where would we be without McCall's hack to turn our 1's into 2's? AJ predicts love and a wacky injury for 2022 while McCall just thinks AJ should check his tires. It's not that mistakes happen at airlines, it's that they don't seem to care whatsoever about it. That being said, McCall is pretty sure AJ made...

Hopefully no one had travel issues during the holidays, but AJ figured out that a lot of airline employees don't really care if you have a problem. Look no further then his future sister-in-law losing a bag and the airline saying "We have no idea." On the subject of that lost bad, AJ lets McCall decide if he convinced the lost baggage lady that he's a thief. There's also a little room for complain...

Story #1 - A 'peeping Tom' was caught with his pants down, but claims he was just working out Story #2 - A guy tried to buy an SUV by rapping good but stole a Frito Lays truck instead

What goals should be set for 2022 and what were AJ & McCall's favorite memories of 2021? We bet you didn't know that before it was known as Cache Valley it was known as Cows (it really wasn't). If we're going to improve in 2022 why not aim high? Would you rather tomorrow, no new knowledge, become a CEO or Senator? How long would it take to come crumbling down? How much can you save if you don'...

We're fully in the get together part of the year and you can save two years by not saying goodbye, but how? When can you really get out of saying goodbye when it comes to work, friends or family parties? AJ & McCall made it through another year NOT getting traded, a fun thought exercise that gives you a little appreciation.

Story #1 - A burglar broke into a house and stole nothing...but a Mountain Dew Story #2 - A man drank Captain Morgan and had started a fire in the street, but did finally agree to drop his sword

In another ironic sense of manifestation, after talking about surviving without power it went out for AJ this weekend. Does anyone know if they actually make rear view mirrors so McCall could put one on her computer? Who wouldn't be using X-Ray constantly if they were one of the first people to discover it. AJ & McCall want to deliver a message of thank you and a message of love and strength a...

First off, we need to say thank you for all the contributions made for the food drives AJ & McCall have been part of and Cares for Christmas, while highlighting an awesome individual flying toys down to Kentucky. However, there also is a sucky part of this time of year. Toxic family, tough times, there will be another day and a new year and the journey will continue. Find something small to be...

Story #1 - Two guys bought a lottery ticket, won five million dollars and will get none of it because it was a stolen debit card Story #2 - Man got busted for drunk driving on the highway...on his lawnmower

Bad news for McCall, her new nephews are apparently the worst gift givers in the immediate family. Have you ever been intensively confident? Can you name all eight reindeer? Congratulations to Santa, whose property just went over a one million dollar value. AJ & McCall decide if the confessors for Cache Valley Secrets are on the naughty or nice list. People feel pressure because they'll be jud...

It's a bold choice to confess for Cache Valley Secrets right before Christmas week, but it is good to clear your conscience. AJ & McCall will judge if the confessors make the naughty or nice list. Mom was right, sort of, you do get judged by company coming over, though it does seem pretty obvious. Are AJ & McCall checking their host's places to see how clean it is?

Story #1 - Some lady was charged with poisoning her boyfriend because he wouldn't shut up Story #2 - Thief tried to flee the cops in a getaway car...that was up on jacks

AJ FINALLY figured out what he wants for Christmas, but is it too late to ask? Where would cheesecake fall for your likely Christmas desserts? Today's unnecessarily censored Christmas song also has a pretty bad misheard lyric...be careful! Apparently there's a rogue Grinch wandering around the UK destroying houses. Salads, pastas and rice are things you should NEVER put rice on, but people do. Try...

Why must people put ketchup on such weird things?! Rice? Salad? Pasta? Combos some people said they eat, though AJ can't move McCall off of ketchup on burritos despite almost no one doing it. There are other condiments out there. In fact, AJ & McCall confess to the condiments they horde and/or would carry around with them.

Story #1 - Guy robbed a bank, made a deposit of $150 in the ATM outside Story #2 - Drunk driver crashed into a sign that said 'Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over'

Is it possible a Christmas song could have 'punched' as a lyric? Would you rather have to rhyme everything you say or sing when you talk? Which would get more annoying faster? How in the world can someone trade from a bobby pin to a house? AJ is furious, though has his solution for the housing market. McCall thinks only 7% of people being loaned money ending in a fight is a little low for the Deba...

AJ refuses to believe you can trade your way up from a bobby pin, or paperclip, to a house but one lady has done it. Wipe your hands of the housing market because all you need to do is start trading from something useless. If there was a chance doing something could end in a fight wouldn't you avoid it. There's a 50/50 shot lending money to someone will go bad, and 7% chance it'll end in a fight....

Story #1 - A 5-year-old kid took his parent's car to get his little sister a toy Story #2 - Guy fired a shotgun at kids who threw water balloons at his truck

Who hears that it's going to rain and says 'Sounds like taco weather!'?! Shoot your shot, we suppose, but perhaps don't ask McCall out for dinner if she is looking at your badly overdrawn account. Who knew AJ was SO BAD with his Christmas songs? Either the internet is continuing its cruel sense of humor, or the poll 'How long could you tolerate your house without power?' is not a good omen. Joke o...

The internet continues it's hilarious irony at AJ's expense. With not fun weather, and all the talk about apocalypse kits, how long do you think you could go without power? One of the bosses joked 'to bring Tupperware' to the Christmas party because there will be leftovers, but can you? McCall says no matter what, even if you're told you can, she will not do it. AJ says there's no dignified way to...