Up The Aft

The girls are recording this podcast against ALL odds. Bringing you the catch of the day, listen as these two GLAMOROUS gals, talk about Drag in an Uber, tales from the airport and a brand new development in Puerto Plata! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would be the one thing you cant live without if you were to be stranded on...

Listen as these two salty showgirls catch-up in the Miami Airport. In a surprise turn of events, Miss Georgie Porgie has flown out to join the ship, the same day Miss Titty is debarking! They find time for a quick catch-up in the airport coffee shop. There is ANOTHER gut-busting tale from Miss Georgie’s trip around Thailand, and Titty is putting the ‘ass’ into assassination in her last few shows o...

The girls are BACK after a 2 week hiatus! Miss Georgie Porgie bears all about her exploits in Thailand while Titty tell the listeners about a wild night staying up until 5am! These crusty showgirls will soon be together again, but for now they will have to work around the weak wifi and time-zone confusion. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some a...

Find out what the girls have been upto this week! Miss Titty talks through her Mexican experience, while Miss Georgie Porgie brings up an iconic TV series. With miles between them, these salty showgirls update each other with the most recent goings-on! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would be the one thing you cant live withou...

The girls are 4500 miles apart... but they're still as salty as ever! Miss Georgie tells all about her long-awaited return to the UK. Tales from the supermarket, a killer coleslaw is on the loose! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would be the one thing you cant live without if you were to be stranded on a desert island? RATE &a...

These salty showgirls have finally split up... Fear not, the poddeh continues... It's a sad day in the studio as the girls are finally separated. Listen as Miss Georgie makes her way through the airport ready for her migration back to the UK on Argos Airlines. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would be the one thing you cant liv...

The girls are back so grab a coffeh and dive in to a brand new episode. An Up The Aft LEGEND finally joins the poddeh, but a score needs to be settled. Find out what pizza topping has Miss Titty speechless and why Georgie keeps banging on about these WhatsApp Polls. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would be the one thing you ca...

Lift up the anchor, lower your expectations... Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka swim into the new year! Dive in with these two salty showgirls and find out where they worked for their first jobs, and what has Titty running to the toilet? SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would be the one thing you cant live without if you were to b...

IT'S OFFICIALLY 2023! What a way to kick off the New Year with Georgie and Titty listening to their recap of the last year. Happy New Year everyone- 2022 was a wild year - find out how G&T came to meet as they talk through all things NYE! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would be the one thing you cant live without if you w...

Christmas is JUST around the corner! Deck the halls and tuck them balls with Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka! Dive in to another very festive instalment of Up The Aft. Preparations are underway for the big day, Georgie tells us all about the worst present they ever received and the girls are back to dragging each other to the depths! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a bur...

The stocking is stuffed to the brim this week! Jingle the bells with Georgie Porgie, Titty Kaka and a secret special guest! Buckle up for a very festive instalment of Up The Aft. We sit down and chat with an up-and-coming children's author and hear all about Georgie's antics below the sheets. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What wo...

Walk the plank with Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka! These two salty showgirls have a jam-packed episode floating your way. It's the start of the festive season - with an update from Geraldine's about her wedding dilemma, Georgie receives a mystery gift and direct from down-under Up The Aft's very first guest joins the crew! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desi...

As the ship sets sail, Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka buckle down and prepare for a bumpy ride! Dive in with these two salty showgirls and find out why Georgie is too embarrassed to step foot inside a Wendy's ever again! The niceties have worn off and Georgie Porgie is going in for the kill - Listen as she exposes Titty LIVE on air. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a bur...

The catch of the day, Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka talk a whole load of ship! Dive in with these two salty showgirls as they kick off their heels and let it all hang out. This week Georgie struggles with gaining too much muscle at the gym. If you were a type of cheese, which would you be? SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would...

Join Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka as they spill the hot tea on the high sea! In this brand-new podcast, dive in with these two salty showgirls as they kick off their heels and let it all hang out. Follow their journey navigating life living on a ship and listen to what they get up-to in port and below deck! Learn about Georgie's previous career at SeaWorld and find out what has Titty rolling arou...

Join Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka as they embark on their new audio adventure! In this brand-new podcast, dive in with these two salty showgirls as they kick off their heels and let it all hang out. Follow their journey navigating life living on a ship and listen to what they get up-to in port and below deck! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE If you have a burning desire or need some unsolicited advi...