Unwanted Answers

It's a new era for Unwanted Answers. Where we have to answer the biggest question of all–Where do we go from here when Yahoo Answers is no more? Well, it turns out it's a pretty similar show, with all of your favorite segments and guests galore. Things are only ever going to be good and go our way from here on out! JLvdIkW1yxg3woIfDVUH

Yahoo Answers has been permanently shut down. What does this mean for our show? In this (“final”) episode of Unwanted Answers, we hold a funeral for the show we loved, when nobody else did. We talk about whether to shower with your eyes closed, Johnson & Johnson (please get vaccinated everyone), a radical proposition for the 50 states, getting to the Sun, an innovative new way to do art, Pluto...

In this episode we get nostalgic again, talking about our local TV channels, and kids’ shows on PBS (good and bad). We also discuss children’s books, AMERICA, McDonald’s, and what to do about “Nathan.” And all allotted in a time longer than an entire particular presidency.

For our 30th episode we catch up on what we missed since last time–with each other, and the world–and there was a lot to cover! An actual fond memory of the past. A tale of a D&D character death. The political and viral sphere. And lastly for today, we answer a question which brings the mysterious Man-Ant to the forefront.

In 2020—Christmas comes with a vengeance. Join us for our 4th annual holiday special episode where we answer *holiday* themed questions from the internet. Find out what 100% of Unwanted Answers hosts now have in common, and hear what our recurring guests are up to this holiday season. We also list off some of the WORST gift ideas [Does Paul read this far into the description? Paul, if you’re readi...

In this episode we talk about cats (the animal, not the musical), check in again with Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, and answer equally important questions we're equally qualified to answer such as; whether eating chicken salad makes you corrupt, and whether a grandmother should be in the delivery room for their grandchild's birth.

In this episode recorded on Friday the 13th, we talk about our respective Halloweens, and ever scarier—the week of the 2020 election! This episode is the political show that no one asked for (don’t worry, it’s still light-hearted). But then we finally get on to our questions and other regular segments. Find out progress that’s been made to have crows save the world, then maybe we won’t need politi...

In this special Halloween episode we talk literally getting coronavirus and other horrors of the month of October. We talk about Halloween history, and answer the most pressing Halloween themed questions from the internet. How can I make people think I’m a vampire? How do I go to the store in full clown costume? It’s our first Halloween Special of Unwanted Answers!

It's a big milestone for Unwanted Answers—the big quarter-hundred episode extravaganza! Join us for our biggest episode yet, as we talk to many of our favorite guests like Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, Huck, Babyface Antonio, The Captain, The Skipper, Numbers Guy, The Unemployed Actor (and unfortunately producer Paul dodged our requests for an in-person interview in favor of continued veiled threats)...

In this episode we answer what to do if you worry someone thinks you’re following them, whether you can legally buy alcohol while drunk, we hear the beginnings of the wonderful lifelong relationship between Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, and we talk about Cracker Barrel.

In this episode we talk about our worst restaurants for a great length of time before talking about a disappointing bridge, what to do if you’re bitten by a bat and become the real-life Batman (or, for copyright purposes, something else), and what to do if you suspect contaminated fast food.

In this episode we talk about a complicated family pregnancy test drama, a brother overshadowed by his more criminally successful brothers, a beloved bee, and the return of Babyface Antonio. It’s the episode of family drama.

In this episode, we we let problem-havers know what they should do when they're in love with their dog, when you don't want to turn 22, and the moral quandary of whether you should sneak jumps on your neighbor's trampoline. Sponsered by the phone-answering robot.

In this episode we talk about life in quarantine. We talk about losing $37 and present the First Annual Robby Awards. We talk about Popeye, and method acting as a cat. It's Season 4 of Unwanted Answers! Those protesters are somethin', huh?

In this episode we address the elephant in the room, talk about the bold return of a scammer, the the return of the numbers guy, answer what to do if you’re a mother and your daughter annoyingly keeps calling you mother, and most excitingly—batteries!

Welcome to Unwanted Answers Christmas Special III: Skipper’s Worst Christmas. In this episode, just in the nick of time, we talk about everything the holiday spirit is all about. Bathroom humor, Santa breaking your legs, Your mom’s affair, a threatening child mafia boss, and never getting what you want in the end (just like the skipper). Like a present you never wanted, this special holiday episod...

In this episode we talk about avoiding being indoctrinated into a cult, an extremely risque story involving removing gloves, how to explain to your dad why you bought $70 protein powder, always staying 10 feet away from everyone, and more! All while under quite a bit of fire from our producer.

In this episode we talk about frog charity, a clean bank robber, horse trauma, the mysterious case of Buckwheat, and more!

We're back! And unwanted! This episode we talk about a tragically stolen pen, tainted popcorn, dirty jeans, the #1 late-career Adam Sandler fan, and more!

Were back with our 2nd Unwanted Christmas Special In this episode we answer holiday questions such as How can Santa be more environmentally conscious What if your favorite shirt stops being sold just before Christmas What if youre living in a Christmas decoration overloaded nightmare Find out in this very special and very unwanted episode Also Our worst Christmas gifts and thievery Just in time fo...

In episode unlucky 13 we tell stories about begging for 4 dollars introducing yourself as Bob and some longlasting pottery trauma We even enthusiastically sign up for MySpace live on the podcast Also we urge everyone to take the role seriously when you dress up as a black widow watch some odd videos andas two grown menimitate a babytalking person until you truly want this show less than you ever h...

When does a wish at 1111 come true Is this guy from WalMart my longlost brother Thats right were back and more honest than ever for season 2 this time with new segments where well let you know what happened on this day in history present a rap thatll teach you how to prepare the perfect fast food burger and even show just how Star Wars Prequel quotes can be applied to answer any questionApologies...

You certainly didnt ask for it yet here it is Another Unwanted Answers with no answers but we do reminisce as is often a segment on the show remembering the end of the year 1999 and the toll it took on us that it ended at all We talk about old Mac educational software stupid kindergarteners and a favorite childrens book series Also we reveal some potential new segment ideas for the pod You didnt a...

Unwanted Answers is 1 year old No one wanted it to begin with but here we are one year later One years worth of questions and for this celebratory episode ending season 1 we go back through memory lane and reread some of our most memorable questions We reminisce on everything weve learning over the course of Unwanted Answers and the morals weve incorporated into our lives thanks to the questions o...

We answer some actual questions this week such as What if your mom wont give you the iPhone X Which superpower would you choose the ability to talk to ducks or find any good parking space Whats the best way to receive flowers And we do some Star Wars prequel quoting Join us for this total downer of an episode D