UNTITLED_NBA_POD

The fellas break down both series in the conference finals, from Adebayo to Zubac (who is not there). Pat Bev is outta pocket and everyone is mad about it. Mike inspires the listeners with a rousing speech.

The fellas try to reverse the hex of CP3’s 37th birthday, snort some Luka Magic, and break down the second round of the playoffs. Pat Bev is going off and Doc Rivers has been cucked again.

The fellas break down the conference semifinals as they currently stand and air grievances about the officiating. Mike is pulling up stats like they’re going out of style, Beard is farting and creating an all-time roster of zoo animals to steal a ring from the current human-dominated teams, and Don is hemorrhaging money via an Continue reading "UNTITLED NBA POD EPISODE 17"

The fellas are back and unpacking the pod equipment after the Big Move. In the new pod palace there’s playoffs to unpack as well: the Nets getting swept, the Pels looking promising, and Embiid’s got a headache. It’s also time to predict the conference champs.

The fellas in their limitless mercy welcome Mike back after another one-pod suspension on the condition that he returns to his intern duties of stat-hunting. Troell Embiid is a lock for scoring title and quite possibly the season’s MVP, despite Nikola the Cookie Monster having the greatest statistical season in NBA history. The play-in is Continue reading "UNTITLED NBA POD EPISODE 15"

The fellas are back again (Mike is lost at sea and therefore suspended without pay again) and they discuss Coach K’s tragic L in the Final Four. In the NBA world, the playoff picture is shaping up and discussed thoroughly. Several business ventures are solidified and verbally copyrighted, and certain sports-betting sites are bleeped because Continue reading "UNTITLED NBA POD EPISODE 14"

The fellas have contracted a terminal case of March Madness; they have been given an estimate of 17 days to live. No one cares that much though. They touch on some quick NBA topics like Jimmy Butler continuing to want to fight everyone, the Bulls losing to every good team, and Kyrie taking on the Continue reading "UNTITLED NBA POD EPISODE 13"

The fellas are back in full force. Mike returns from suspension with little fanfare and brings some gumshoe reporting from his visit to the crypto.com arena. The Lakers beat the Warriors and look good for the first time this year. The steps to creating a franchise are revealed (Doctors HATE this simple trick!). Don’s voicemails Continue reading "UNTITLED NBA POD EPIOSDE 12"

The fellas are back from hiatus (except for Mike, who has been briefly suspended for insubordination). We did a live ep during the first half of the All-Star Game, had a few laughs, and learned some interesting facts about crustaceans and exotherms!

The fellas pat themselves on the collective back for their immaculate all-star vote predictions, despite KPop sensation BamBam rigging the election for Wiggins. Don’s long diatribe about the Knicks brings everyone down until discussions about which player would save each franchise allows everyone the respite of a fantasy world.

The fellas discuss Jidion getting kicked out of the Rockets game, D Book being mean to the Raptors mascot, and Frank Vogel’s inevitable demise. Against the odds, they get their all-star votes in just under the wire and manage to perfectly predict each nominee.

The boys revisit their over/under predictions from episode 4 to finally determine who is boy genius of the NBA–and who will wear the dunce cap of shame. We also touch on the Rondo trade and the growing potential of Zion joining the most prestigious team in New York.

The boys are back from holiday hiatus and dive into the most important NBA story in recent history–the “sloppy fat boy” tweet. Russ gets some much-deserved kudos for his first game without a turnover in nearly a decade. Beard becomes an owner/player and we decide where Bron should go after the Lakers.

Metaphor Mike brings his brotherfriend Dave along as a guest and he takes our “NBA Expert” quiz. Our guest loves women but is furious about Brittany Griener’s Boogie Cousins callout. He believes he can beat her until he hears her height. The boys do an NBA personality test to give our guest His Team Great Continue reading "UNTITLED NBA POD EPISODE 6"

The fellas briefly dive into their fantasy basketball teams, complain about Russ, and third mic Mike has to call his doctor to discuss his hog.

As a nice little treat, the fellas recorded their elaborate pre-pod tech setup. Enjoy.

Third mic "white" Mike is steadfast in his support of the hopeless Lakers, Beard's Hornets and Don's Knicks are dominant, and we ignore the Simmons Situation because it's been exhaustively covered. The fellas debate Vegas' predictions for regular season wins.

Third mic Mike gets instantly promoted after his gumshoe reporting on the dreaded NBA refs. The gang discusses the most worthless teams, ideal bubble roommates from last season, and Mike's warm milk drinking.

The fellas add a third mic--intern Mike--and discuss the origins of their NBA fanhood, Paul Pierce laughing, and more.

The inaugural ep addresses the Meyers Leonard incident and breaks down the rankings at the All-Star break.