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We need to stop saying we're sorry for simply existing. We also need to assign a cute little name for the center of a circle. Someone come on the podcast with me and talk about something cool. 

Yo how was the first month... ever? The first ever month, you guys. Can you believe it? We've never experienced a month before. I'm so blown away by this MONTH.  but seriously let's hope the next one gets better.  

You’re having dinner with your family the other day...

Put your shit on the table in front of you and spread it all around. Sift through your shit. Sort out whatever you find. Analyze the shit within your shit and understand it. Stinks, don't it? Alright. Clean off your table and remember this moment. You can't hold in all your shit. It's unhealthy. Now wash your hands and go play outside. 

Yes. We’re still on the coochie candles

This Smells Like My Vagina. It’s my new candle! Ever wondered what my wiffwaff smells like? Here. Have a sniff. Literally what is Goop? Like why does this shit exist?

I'm not doin' this shit no more. I ain't doin' it! I’m not gonna punish myself. I’m not gonna put myself down and I’m not gonna let others do it. You gotta atop doin’ that shit too.

Not everything has to be so heavy. Here’s some random anusry because sometimes we all just need a break.

So, I don't talk much about my personal life because... I don't wanna, but I wanted to. make this one because I just really think it's important. If you're a young ace face, I love you so much. I don't ever want anyone to have to feel the way I felt. Contact me. Let's be friends, man. Share your story. Let these fuckers know that we're real-ass people and we deserve respect too. 

We got fun and games. 

So this isn't a trailer because it's too long to be a trailer, but ummmm HELLO. In case you were wondering, this is my little corner of the internet. It's great to have you here. So about that last part, life does not come with tigger warnings and neither does this podcast. This is as real as they come. I'm not gonna put on a show for anyone. We talk mad shit in this house. Tuesdays are FIRE aroun...

This is the quality content you’ve been looking for. I AM A PROFESSIONAL.

Man I don’t know what to say right now. I’m so upset v

These are things that keep me up at night. Quite literally, I might add.

What’s the best worst joke you have ever heard? Ya know I ask y’all questions all the time and none of y’all ever answer. I know you can hear me. Man y’all are mean.

Listen... LISTEN. Just... just listen. I don’t know. Hi. I love you.

Just... I think about a lot of things, okay? I get really amped about things and I just wanna talk about them.

Yo I don’t know. Just... talk to me. Like lovers do. I mean no don’t talk to me like that but have a conversation with me because I love you. Let’s talk about holidays and snuggly toes and loud neighbors and self-acceptance.