Unspoiled! A Song Of Ice And Fire

Hey, this tourny sucks, you wanna get out of here? I hear there's a small council meeting back at the castle that's so fun, the king's own mother would rather be there. What are you doing? What's that barrel of wine for? NOOOOOOO GURGLR GURLGRLGRLR It's a Sansa chapter! That means it's time for Joffery to strut his psychopathic stuff, until his uncle Tyrion rolls in to show him who's really in cha...

What's up with Hot Pie? What's up with incest? Why did people have to get blood tests before they got married? We answer some of these questions-- and even talk a little about Arya "Lumpyhead" Stark.

Hey! This TV show is full of words and has too many pages! Oh, we're back to a book-- A Clash of Kings, the second book in the Song of Fire and Ice series is next on the docket. Will we find out what's up with Arya, Sansa, Jon, Tyrion, and the rest of the crew? Will Ned finally get over his legal trouble and get back to business? What's going on with this Maester? It's the prologue, and a new rele...

Say what you want about this episode, it's definately the longest! We give our final opnions about GoT on HBO season one, dispense way too much personal information, and get really into Zen and the art of deer skinning. I'm ready to get into some kind of clash, but I'm not sure of what. Let's find out, in this episode of UNSPOILED!

Guests in the studio today as we tackle the first 5 episodes of season one of HBO's Game of Thrones. Brendan, Natasha, Brad, Tim, and Marco address differences between the books and the show, production choices, sex scenes, racism, bear conventions, and more!

It's our final Game of Thrones (the book) episode! We recap our favorite and least favorite charecters, our most surprising moments, and most unusual twists. We play a game of stunt casting with many of the parts in the book before Brendan's had a chance to see the show. Then, Brendan does his best to predict what will go down in Clash of Kings. Welcome, to our first full book recap episode of UNS...

Oh boy, last chapter and things got a little morose. We talk blood magic, sad movies, and things that make us cry. There's also a misunderstanding about dragons that brings some real tension out in the room. WARNING there is one spoiler season 2 of the BBC series Sherlock buried in the last 5 minutes. Come get UNSPOILED!

King of the North! King of the North! WHAAAAT? It's pretty much the last chapter! We've almost made it to the end, and it's big, political situation. How many kings can we even take? Why not find out, in our last Westeros chapter of Game of Thrones! Welcome, to UNSPOILED!

Wow, it's a short one! It's our last visit to the wall...but is it Jon's last day there? What's happening next? Will this episode end with Natasha in complete exasperation? Get one of these questions answered! Let's get UNSPOILED!

We're inside the bivouac with Tyrion, Tywin, and Kevan! Tywin is not happy, and Brendan could not be more thrilled. How will the bald bruiser deal with a rebel upstart that is his OWN GRANDSON? Will Tyrion be able to do anything with his newfound number one son status, and how will Jaime react when he realizes he's been abandoned to die? Find out only some of these answers, on UNSPOILED!

Belated episode! Daenerys wakes from a dream to find that things are very strang. Loosing magic on the world has only turned things far worse than they were before. How will she cope? What wil she do? Will Mirri live to see it happen? Let's find out, in UNSPOILED!

Hoo boy! Joffery is crazy! As if having her father beheaded wasn't enough, Joffrey takes Sansa on a horror house ride through his sadistic mind, as he reveals his plans for his future. You know you're in trouble when Sandor Clegane in the nice one! Recoil with us, in this new episode of UNSPOILED!

This chapter opens with two boys who have realized that there father won't be coming home, even before the ravens have time to make their way to Winterfell. It's a melancholy chapter, focused mostly on the past. We spend some time on the topic, but somehow turn the conversation to the Lost World, candy sales, inept ghost hunters, and Natasha's true nature. Get a little silly, on this episode of UN...

Wow! Some serious stuff happens in this chapter! I'm not going to spoil it yet, but a lot of it isn't about Arya. Stop reading this and listen to what happens when Joffery makes his first royal decree about the fate of Eddard Stark.

It's Monday, are you ready for some blood magic? Big things are happening with the Dothraki. Khal Drogo is dying, Daenerys is about to give birth, and everyone's fighting to the death. Sounds like it's time for a new episode of UNSPOILED!

The Battle is on! The Young Wolf is out slaying lions while his mother wolf looks on with concern. Brendan tries to work out the last few clues before the book ends so he can make predictions. Natasha has very strong opionions on film adaptations adhering to the books they were based on, and we introduce a new website that may or may not relate to cake production. Join as, as we draw Game of Thron...

It's time for battle, but it's also time for Tyrion to get a little Tyrion time. Can you be lonely in an army full of Lannister Bannermen? What's better, sex, or suckling pig? All these and more we address as we read the latest chapter of Game of Thrones, in this episode of UNSPOILED!

There are two great blunders in this world. The most famous is to get involved in a land war in Asia. The second worst is to get involved in a discussion about the ethics of writing about rape on a podcast. Guess which one we did!?! It came out pretty well though! In this Chapter Daenerys witnesses some horrible rapes, tries to save the victims through slavery (granted, best available option), and...

Who's got post zombie depression? Seems like Jon might, but we don't! We go back to the wall, to see how Jon's faring with all the depressing family news rolling in at a glacial pace (no twitter in Westeros!). He's got a brand new sword but the same old bad attitude, and he learns a little life lesson from someone who's name rhymes with Aegon Tar-Marryin'. Join us, in a ice cold episode of UNSPOIL...

It's time for more Catelyn, and the introduction of the late Lord Frey. We talk casting choices, class struggles, zombie apocolypses, Twilight tatoos, and ponder the perils of castle living. We even talk about the chapter a little!

It's dark, the door is locked, and all hope is gone. And that's just while we were recording. Eddard is locked in prison, with his confinement only broken up by visions and Varys. What's that sneaky spider up to? I guess you'll just have to listen to UNSPOILED!

The Lannisters are here and they're taking over! I'm sure it'll be a perfectly peaceful transition of power. Definately no beheadings, definately no weird burned maniacs promoted to the kingsguard, and definately no weird Lannister dream team as the most powerful ruling body in the land. OK, only two out of three. Enjoy it! Unspoiled time!

Mountain tribes! Tywinn Lannister! Corpse eating ravens! So much machismo in one chapter! Can Tyrion even make it through? Will anyones genitals be fed to goats? All bets are off, in this battle planning episode of UNSPOILED!

It's a Game of Thrones! Wait, we knew that, but this time, it's specifically Risk. There's a battle a brewin', and it's time to figure out where to put the pieces. We bring our best John Madden skills to bear, and try to break down the plays. It's also worth noting we broke in our new espresso machine before recording this, and I think it shows. Sip your latte to this episode of UNSPOILED!

Let's go shopping with Daenerys! She goes to the market, and get's a free sample of the best poisoned wine money can buy! We try to figure out what a manticore is, argue about the edibility of horse hearts, and discuss late nineties search engines. It gets a little saucy in here! Welcome, to UNSPOILED!