Unseen Incidents with Patrick and Pete

It's episode 9 of Unseen Incidents, and this week we're reviewing our football highlights of the year: the best games, surprises, transfers, and players. As well as the obvious names, we've got time for looks at Arsenal, Newcastle, and Brentford, before the Burn Book takes us to our respective wheelhouses: Patrick and film Twitter snobbery, Pete and fancy alcohol. If you enjoyed the episode, why n...

Hello and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast, this week recorded between the World Cup semis and final for maximum irrelevance. Pete and Patrick discuss Argentina coming into form at just the right time, France’s surprisingly shaky performance against Morocco, and how the final could play out. Then we’ve got the Burn Book, which includes smug dweebs of all stripes and a film recommendati...

On this week’s podcast we’re rounding up the World Cup so far. Which of our predictions were terrible (mine) and which were great (Pete’s)? What surprised us most? Then it’s on to our predictions for the knockouts and in-depth discussion of USA, Argentina, and England. We finish up with the Burn Book, which features food snobbery, Christmas, cats in bed, and money-saving tips from scumbags. Leave...

On this week’s episode of Unseen Incidents, we’re doing a half-season Premier League review. First we’ve got the title race. Is there one? Who is the favourite? How do the January window and the World Cup change the picture? Are Arsenal getting lucky? Then we grade the PL’s big 6 teams so far, before a leaf through the Burn Book, which this week features Venice, self-hype, camping, and time-travel...

Episode 5 of Unseen Incidents, and we are bringing you a preview of the World Cup No-One Cares About. Yes, we're closing in on the beginning of the quadrennial high point in the football calendar, and everyone's just listening to Taylor Swift like it doesn't even matter. So today we're trying to get you #hype with a discussion of England (from two non-England fans), our takes on the surprise packa...

It’s episode 4 of Unseen Incidents, and this week in Schadenfreude we take on Barcelona’s calamitous soon-to-be-exit from the Champions League, the state of the team under Xavi, and whether the club can survive its current crisis. Then we look at Mbappé who is turning heel aged 22 and beefing with Neymar and PSG, which Pete has a conspiracy theory about. We finish as usual with Burn Book, and what...

Hello and welcome to episode 3 of the Unseen Incidents podcast, where this week we’re chopping up and looking over the two derbies. First up is Manchester, and Erling Haaland’s demolition of both United and the Premier League. Did ten Hag get it wrong? Would it have changed anything if he got it right? Just how insane will Haaland’s season end up being? Then it’s Arsenal, whose 3-1 win over Spurs...

Episode 2 of the podcast is here, and I am suffering with a cold and solo childcare, but we power on with a discussion of Liverpool's difficult start to the season. Is something actually wrong at Anfield? What's up with Trent? Is Klopp's Seven-Year Syndrome happening again? Then it's on to Antoine Griezmann's unusual Atletico Madrid situation, as the Colchoneros try to squeeze Barcelona. Is it a b...

Welcome to the inaugural episode of the Unseen Incidents podcast, where Patrick and Pete discuss the week in football, take your questions, and rant aimlessly about whatever's annoying us currently. On this week's episode, we discuss Chelsea sacking Tuchel and hiring Potter, then take questions on Arsenal's midfield, West Ham's prospects, and the USMNT. Then it's on to #drama from the Venice Film...