Union of the Unknowns

The Unknowns are very excited to have the Podmother herself, Monica Perez, on the show this week.  We planned to talk conspiracies with her, but as it turns out she no longer thinks of herself as a conspiracy theorist; because surely all the evil plans of the oligarchs must be completely obvious to everyone by now? We discuss her favourite conspiracy theory, that of possible dinosaur fakery,...

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama's News! This week we cover: Zuck joins Musk in the Great Tech Job Reset. This new VR game is killing me! Carbon footprints trampling over genuine environmentalism. In between, other topics crop up as inevitably as big tech job losses. This Week's News Challenge: What do you think about the plans for digital currency in gen...

In this episode three male Unknowns bravely gather together to fiercely resist the war on masculinity. Fortunately, we all have permission from our wives to do this, as well as that of two female Unknowns who join us in the fight and on the podcast. Phew! We note the increasing infantilisation of society and the smearing of the traditional boundaries between men and women. This is shown in the con...

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama's News! This week we cover: Racist forehead thermometers. Germany fails to learn from Napoleon and Hitler that you don't mess with Russia in the winter. US government ghost gun busters slimed by manifestation of resourcefulness by sellers. Crack criminal hunter loses employment for covering up criminal Hunter's crack emplo...

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama’s News! This week we cover:  We´re really sorry for all the death, destruction and discrimination.  Lula the ruler or merely a fooler?  Rappin’ on DC Hammer.  Zoo surprised when five lions escape through “shoddy fence”.  In between, other topics pop up as unexpectedly as large carnivorous felines i...

Have you ever wondered why we celebrate Halloween when we do and why it is associated with witches flying on broomsticks? And which is the scarier costume: yellow and purple minions, Justin Trudeau in black face, or Paul Pelosi’s hammer attacker? We can’t answer all those questions – particularly the last – but in this episode the Unknowns do dig into the history of paganism and Christianity. We i...

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama's News!  This week we cover:  Lone Skum the Chief Twit.  Long distance Ivermectin, get me Memphis Tennessee.  "That's All Folks!" Warner Brothers writes off billions' worth of content.  The Chinese eliminate vaccine hesitancy with one sick inspiration.  In between, other subjects appear as rel...

Agorism is an important movement now within the libertarian world, but what exactly is agorism?  How do we practice it?  Do we pronounce it the British or American way? Fortunately for the latest episode of UotUs, the Unknowns play host to the perfect Known to shed some light on this subject, Sal Mayweather aka Sal the Agorist. I mean the clue's in the name, right? It turns out that many...

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama’s News! This week we cover: Brusque Musk makes Twitter bitter. News Just-in about Mama Trudeau´s In-Fidel-ity. CDC plumbs new depths with childhood Covid jab approval. Vail, Colorado favours bighorn sheep over small income workers. In between, other topics pop up as automatically as tweets from leftist bots on Twitter. Thi...

In this episode of UotUs, we play host to a real live Known, alt journalist and filmmaker Maryam Henein, who directed the excellent documentary The Vanishing of the Bees.  Maryam has now switched her attention to another endangered species, truth in media, and is planning a documentary on the death of BLM´s latest icon, George Floyd, focussing on what really happened. Needless to say, the rea...

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mamas News! This week we cover: Venison Marinaded in Chemical Toxins with a Plastic Coulis. Woke, gay Superman cancelled faster than a speeding bullet. Moderna puts the irony into mRNA. Five-foot Fauci needs a booster. In between, other subjects pop up as profusely as microplastics in canned fish. This Week´s News Challenge: Th...

Following our war special last episode, this time the Unknowns don their radiation suits to take on the version with hugely destructive nuclear weapons.  Yes, we´re talking nuclear survival here, with handy tips on how to live through The Big One. Fortunately, we have our own expert-once-removed on hand, with Keel sharing advice from his health physicist brother.  The Unknowns are surpri...

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama's News! This week we cover: Brazil goes nuts for election fraud. Waiter: there's a cricket in my ice cream! Deep Cake feeds the path to Die Hard 33. Bad news for Fauci: the WEF is the science . Not quite the pipes of peace. In between, other subjects appear as frequently as mealworms in free Economist ice cream. This Week´...

This week the Unknowns get locked and loaded and march into the fray to confront the world-changing subject of war.  This is the exhausting and endlessly repeating story of false flags and banker-funded military plays on the world stage, to quell the supposed expansionist ambitions of the latest “new Hitler”. Germans themselves seems so psychologically damaged by being portrayed as the bad gu...

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mamas News! This week we cover: They’ve got an awful lot of nuclear submarine secrets in Brazil. Only high-level criminals allowed in the White House. Medical mutilation in the name of the trans agenda. Pipeline to war? In between, other subjects appear as smoothly as job-replacing, human-conquering robots. This Week’s News Cha...

For this climate change special, The Unknowns warm up (unlike the climate) by discussing the pros and cons of self-driving electric cars.  Pros include staying in lane, nudging you awake on long boring highways, giant in-car entertainment screens, doing crazy dances and a built-in electronic whoopee cushion as standard.  Cons are that they might randomly stop at unlit intersections, you...

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama's News!  This week we cover: The video game company that thinks it’s the NSA. Care for a slice of Kevin Bacon? Holocospitals and the Covid death camp protocols. Who will free the pet groomers from indentured servitude? Patriarchy to blame for men outcompeting women at sports. In between, other topics are brought forth...

For this latest episode of UotUs the Unknowns get religion. Or rather they get into religion and wonder why, with very few exceptions, churches were happy to follow the pseudo belief system of Covidianism rather than keep their eyes firmly set on heaven and more spiritual matters. It seems we are all too hypnotized by mainstream news and social media. Perhaps, despite many still losing their jobs...

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama's News!  This week we cover: Project Monarch, UK style. My Pillow? No, Our Pillow, say Feds. Used body parts for sale, one careless (and creepy) owner. More Georgia Guidestones news! But not that much more to report actually… In between, other topics crop up as readily as fake federal warrants. This Week’s News Challe...

Episode 5 of UotUs finds the Unknowns in more serious mood swapping their personal red pill realisation moments. These include 9/11, wise parental and teacherly advice, Michael Crichton's State of Fear, cryptocurrency, taxation (as theft), podcasts, unexpected libertarian books, unjustified foreign wars, Alex Jones, Monica Perez and just plain old contrariness. These can wake up everyone from Repu...

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mamas News!  This week we cover: Alex Jones tries to persuade Trump to denounce the Warp Speed okey-doke (and maybe even has the documents to prove it). "No squirty cream for you!" orders New York City's food Nazis. The UK government does not approve Covid shots for pregnant or breastfeeding women; but does approve them fo...

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama’s News! This week we cover: Why CNN thinks that rising gas prices make you one hundred dollars a month better off. The Trump raid / Warp Speed okey-doke. Pedo pedagogues and the tank top teenager transposition. Holding someone else responsible for unwise bodily choices freely made when younger. In between, other topics to...

For this fourth episode of UotUs we begin, of course, with our podcast stalwarts the Georgia Guidestones!  (Other regular features in this episode include Keel denying he is a normie – and even promoting the idea of a hidden global elite that runs the world – and Toons being sceptical about libertarianism.) Keel and Big Perm give a fairly thorough breakdown of what the Guidestones were and ho...

Episode 3 of UotUs – The Fake Episode - starts with Terence ranting so much at fake science that he forgets to introduce three fellow Unknowns new to the podcast: Brew See, Michael and Big Perm. Then the Unknowns try to get their teeth into the barely digestible gristly topic that is fake food.  And our conclusion – after agreeing that James Garfield is our favourite lazy president - is that...

Two brand new Unknowns and some poultry join us for this second episode: Justin, Toons and Toons’ chickens. Thus reinforced, the Unknowns gather their courage and stare right into the twin abysses of Satanism and Libertarianism – and they stare right back at us! However, first we exchange speculations on what actually happened with the recent destruction of the Georgia Guidestones; and basically w...