Unfunny Buffoonery

Jack and Steven are back to welcome Season 8! Bringing massive new changes like the already-done "Overhyped or Fire" series from last episode and... get this: making it mandatory for storytime to feature at least ONE true story! The guys are very proud of how far they've come. Despite this, things go relatively normal as they talk about some fun facts, Jack's upcoming birthday (and his recent purc...

Jack and Steven are back to wrap up the season of the Steven (just Season 7, guys) by talking about stand up comedy, animals the guys would love to be able to hear and understand, a new series called "Overhyped or Fire?" and some stories beyond just being for True or False. With Season 8 right around the corner, leave your suggestions in the comments or on Discord for ideas you'd love to see come...

Jack and Steven start this week's podcast talking about what's going on with Iran. Yep, these guys did no research and might just have negative brain cells in regards to the geopolitical landscape of today. But besides that! The guys talk about how hot it's been in NYC and Toronto, partake in some Would You Rather questions, and share a heavy discussion over how many hair follicles they are willin...

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about the best and worst bugs (with a slight debate as to what a bug really is), the Trump vs. Elon online beef, Apple's new "Liquid Glass" revamp and also the iPhone 17 leaks and how horrible it looks. Seriously, Apple doin' some dumb shit.

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, and for once the guys recorded at a normal time during the day, so not as much yawning and whispering. In today's episode, the boys talk about chinese food commercials, Jack's delayed road rages, the earliest "brainrot" the guys could think of, and the idea that movie theaters should start showing classic, rewatchable films to...

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery. This one's a little shorter and recorded a little earlier than usual but the guys still managed to discuss some all-important current events such as Mother's Day, the Pope's passing, GTA 6 being delayed, and the India vs. Pakistan war. It does feel strange to say India "vs." Pakistan but this is Unfunny Buffoonery and frankly, no...

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's new vehicle purchase (and future Canada/Florida/Texas links?), the "big three" of juices, the guys' dream houses, things to do on a lazy Sunday, and the fact that Jack has a new sponsor in exchange for a favor...

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about the Dire Wolf being back in business, Jack's recent experience with a certain Credit Card company (adult things), Steven getting the short end of the stick in regards to taxes (again, adult things) and some Would You Rather questions that are pretty easy answers honestly. Oh and apparently "JKMN" is a real name.....

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's recent trip to Florida... again, the idea that saying "You're Welcome" feels a little more disrespectful than saying "my pleasure" or "no worries," as well as the fact that the Guinness book of World Records is actually started by Guinness, and of course, the fact that the saying "be there or be square" simply means "be there or be a round " which is l...

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo for the first guest appearance of the season, talking about how life would change after a small loan of $50 million from the government, what the guys would be doing as a job if money didn't matter, France wanting their Statue of Liberty back (literally try and take it back real talk) and Jack's experiences doing laundry on a Thursday night. Current events my a...

Jack and Steven are back to talk about a lot of current events, way more than usual. Let's see, we've got the Oscars (and Adrien Brody's prolonged speech that caused others to not even get a chance to speak), the whole Trump vs. Zelenskyy situation, Trump releasing a Gold Card... which Steven is 100% going to buy. Also, the Wooly Mammoth update is official, there are now Wooly Mice!

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the Super Bowl results (old news type shit), NHL's 4 Nations Tournament and the political beef that took place, lies the guys often tell themselves and also... what it's like to describe the concept/idea of colors. How does one describe what a color is? It's impossible. Steven tries his best though.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss people so famous that you know who you're referencing by just their first names, Jack's recent trip to the Poconos (another video was made, but likely not for YouTube), the upcoming Super Bowl LIX, and what the guys would do tattoo on each other. I mean no diddy but like, I guess some diddy... like "Signed by ShadyIsLove" on Steven's inner thigh would go hard, n...

Jack and Steven are back to discuss the California wildfires, TikTok potentially getting banned, Trump's Inauguration (even though this was recorded before it), and the idea of dropping into a random point into the ocean for 30 seconds every day for five years to get $100 million. Would you do it? Also the guys talked about Jack's hatred for wearing sweatpants outside and Steven's obsession with w...

Jack and Steven are back to start the new 2025 update with a variety of different topics, talking about 1998 to 2002 being the best time to be born, Amazon Fresh stores using "AI" to run their cashier-less stores, being proud of how far we've come (Guinness World Records type shit), and of course, like every year, the fact that the holidays aren't over for Jack because he's so cool and celebrates...

Jack and Steven bring the holiday cheer to conclude 2024, talking about drones flying over NYC (and some conspiracy theories), Mammoths making a comeback in the 2025 update, and some Christmas stories that may or may not be real. Even though it was Steven's idea to bring milk and cookies for this holiday-themed episode, he forgot the milk and decided to bring vodka so... enjoy listening to Steven...

Jack and Steven are back for this episode of Unfunny Buffoonery (being 7/11... Season 7, Episode 11) to talk about important things like Canada potentially becoming a U.S. state and Jack deciding to call it quits with Snapchat. We know, this may be challenging news for some to accept, but we feel it is time to move on. In other news, this whole Luigi Mangione situation is pretty nuts. The season f...

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they talk about the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight, Jaguar's rebranding, Jack hitting a 1 year streak on Wordle, and the Saks Fifth Avenue NYC Light Show being canceled... meaning, Jack might've captured its last ever show in the "Christmas In NYC" video, which is cool but sad at the same time.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss Halloween activities, Election Day results, the Squid Game sequel, Jack getting mad at people hovering over him while at self-checkout, and some other interesting thoughts and conversation points. Like why does being naked with shoes on... feel more naked than being naked? These are questions that only guys like this can answer.

Jack and Steven are back for a Halloween-themed episode! Recorded on Halloween, the guys talk about their favorite and least favorite parts of the holiday, as well as some other riveting conversation points like Jack's return from his Italy trip, Russia suing Google for 2.5 decillion United Statesian dollars, and finding out whether or not duck is seafood. Is it?

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of this unfunny podcast. Given that, as mentioned several thousand times, Jack is in Italy by the time you guys are listening to this, the guys actually recorded this episode over a week ago. Some "current events" that were discussed today included Steven's birthday and the recent Florida hurricanes. Given that Jack and Steven both know people in Florid...

Jack and Steven are back to discuss not drying hands after using the bathroom, Jack's future trip to Italy, superpowers (and their downsides), as well as some driving stories that might fucking bore you to death. Enjoy.

Jack and (barely) Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, where Steven is so sick that he only said about 10 words total. So with that being said, I guess we can say that in today's episode, Jack talked about whether an opened door is ON or OFF, bucket list requirements for life, the 8 phases of a year, and the fact that Jack went camping the past weekend (alongside some tru...

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's new drone, Steven's new (and successful) diet, fruits without the letter "A" (there are many), some true facts that sound wrong, and many more interesting conversation points that somehow lead to the two saying some sus shit. Probably gonna get canceled for at least four different statements in this one.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about some not so fun facts, Jack's recent trip to Miami (and the potential that may or may not come with it... eventually), the state of Tesla and Elon Musk, the fact that APARTments should really just be TOGETHERpiles. Also getting called a "sex machine" is apparently not the same as "fucking tool."