Underemployed

Personal trainer, good friend, and handsome man Jake Schwind joins Jack and David to bring his brand of infectious positivity to Underemployed! They talk about getting started in fitness, misconceptions women may have about weightlifting, helping a client lose 90 lbs, adjusting his exercise routine to include stretching, starting steps to helping lose weight, and a whole lot more about the world o...

It's the silver-ish anniversary of Underemployed, and David and Jack have a special guest to celebrate the occasion, Julie Sawitzky! Julie makes her first appearance on the show as a guest (but NOT her first appearance ever), and she talks about her career, how she and Jack met (#PlatonicFriendJulie), she and David discuss their favorite alcohols, and her love of pop punk and baseball! The episode...

Saddle up, partners! Jack and David return to talk about "Old Town Road" hitting #1 on the Billboard charts, John Cena returning as the Dr. of Thuganomics at WrestleMania 35, UVA winning the NCAA Tournament (as well as addressing their controversial pick of them in the Mascot Bracket), eagles dropping trash on Seattle, Jack taking the Metro for the first time in 3 years, cherry blossoms, and much...

It's March Madness time, and that means it's time for David and Jack to give their second annual Mascot Battle Bracket! Cougars, sledgehammers, butterflies, devils, gargoyles, Cowboy Jack, tornado birds, golden animals, they're all here as the two determine which mascot will win in the ultimate fight! Plus David gives his long awaited 2019 World Series preview after last year's scorching fuego Oak...

Back with episode double deuce, Jack and David discuss such pressing matters as conspiracy theories, the X-Files, the Dunk Contest, Robert Kraft's hanky panky, Petey Pablo, the dire straits of LeBron and the Lakers, the 20th anniversary of Eminem's The Slim Shady LP, David seeing Vince Staples in concert, and MORE WEDDING TALK! 

In this compilation of extra material from the Best Of episode, David and Jack talk about Usher smelling like baby powder, SpongeBob, the Super Bowl halftime show (and the game, briefly), Maroon 5, Big Boi's fur coat, baseball, the Washington Capitals, the Anthony Davis non-trade to the Lakers, and more. Also, there are somehow two separate Ying Yang Twins references on this episode, which has to...

One year after the debut of the fuego-est of podcasts, Underemployed celebrates its one year anniversary! David and Jack look back at each of the episodes (even the bad ones), and discuss how the bread was made while playing clips from each of them; including Sister Jean, David's liquid magma take on the Oakland A's that nearly proved prophetic, the mascot bracket, PJ Anderson in his various forms...

After much teasing and taunting, Jack and David finally have the oft-described loathsome yet oddly endearing PJ Anderson on the podcast in a surprisingly civil discussion. They talk about Backyard Baseball, Major League Baseball, hockey, 2000s rappers, threatening to murder PJ in front of his parents, a healthy dose of terrible puns, and much, much more.

David and Jack start off 2019 with their second guest episode, this time with David's former roommate Colin Mackey! David explains the origins of his friendship with Colin, complete with debauchery at Mary Washington and mistaken search warrants, with Jack explaining how his beloved alter ego Cowboy Jack played a role in meeting him. From there, they talk about a lot, including Colin's hilarious i...

It's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens, and instead of chicken and collard greens, Destiny's Daddies are cooking the first annual award show from Underemployed! This year in review holiday show hands out the valuable gold plated Undies to a variety of different categories: . Man and Woman of the Year . Album of the Year . Hero of the Year . Game of the Year . Song of the Year . Hot Take of the Year...

It's cold outside, but it's hot on the mic (even though Man's is never hot) on Underemployed! Coming to you live from Jack's basement (complete with loud echo and refrigerator whirring), David and Jack talk about everything from The Lion King remake to the new DC XFL franchise. They also chat about the cold weather, naming your child Abcde, John Cena's (legitimate) heroism, Cardi B and Offset brea...

It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you/Without a dope pod to step to That's right it's been a month, but in spite of everything you likely wished for, Jack and David are back with a new episode of Underemployed for alls y'alls! And with David's move, the two can now record episodes in person! So with that in mind, the two talk about how David's adjusting to his new life, the snow outsid...

The boys are back in Podcast Town! David and Jack talk about OutKast, weddings, David's ability to tie a tie, the start of the NBA season, Jack giving the world's fastest baseball recap, the end of the Oakland A's magical run, the Browns, David's parents, and most importantly, a BIG update on the job search (both the bad and the good)! Listen to it if you want fresh hot seasoned takes and brain in...

David and Jack talk about baseball announcer brawls, Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly beefing, weddings, David seeing Childish Gambino in concert, the Jaguars, the death of Mac Miller (including David's interaction with him) as well as the prevailing drug use in hip-hop culture, and most importantly, the announcement of Space Jam 2 and who they would put on the remake of "Hit 'Em High (The Monstars An...

It's our first bonus episode, comprised of material from the original botched Q&A recording last week! With some explanitory voice overs along the way, David and Jack talk about David's time at AmeriCorps, Jack being wrong about the format change to the Home Run Derby years ago, the artistry of Doja Cat's "Mooo!", throwback jerseys, what type of food they would picture each other as in the event o...

Underemployed is back on Labor Day with their second Q&A! Appropriately enough, Jack explains the process behind screwing up the initial taping that caused them to re-record this episode the following day, before he and David delve right into the questions asked by you, the Underemployed fans/people who showed us pity! Topics touched on include the struggles with being White males in well-off envi...

It's the dirtiest of dozens on episode 12 of Underemployed! Destiny's daddies* are back to discuss both David's trip to Maine (where he saw early/mid-90s hip-hop stars perform on a pier) and Jack's planned vacation, Jack leaving his job and finding the gym's serial pooper in his last week (giving new meaning to the phrase "No shit, Sherlock"? Maybe?), and what the future holds for both men in the...

David and Jack return to Underemployed to talk about Maine, Jack's series of vacation mishaps, David's new car, Jack having the time of his life at the Home Run Derby, the World Cup, the Thai Children being rescued and Elon Musk's braving heroism, LeBron going to the Lakers with the Island of Misfit Toys, and more! Also, in a bonus clip, Jack tells the story of SHAQUILLE O'NEAL (AKA DJ DIESEL) ACK...

Underemployed hits double digits with episode 10, and to celebrate, Jack and David brought guests with them! Miriam and Quinn, former hosts of the University of Mary Washington Radio program, 2 Girls 1 Show, help bring some much needed female perspectives to what Quinn describes as "Obviously a brocast". In lieu of any sports talk, the foursome instead delve into a litany of topics, including what...

Back by (or in spite of) popular demand, it's Underemployed! David's finally moved into Da Chuuch, and in the midst of assembling Ikea furniture, he and Jack take time to discuss a litany of topics, foremost of which is the Washington Capitals finally becoming Stanley Cup Champions! They also talk about Barry Trotz leaving the Caps, the NBA Draft, the new Nas (David hasn't listened) and Kids See G...

Jack and David return to talk about the history of the Pusha T-Drake beef, going all the way back to Clipse, Pharrell, and Birdman being a cheapskate, while also discussing the Caps nearing a potential Stanley Cup Final victory, the NBA Finals and the idiocy of J.R. Smith, cougar attacks, David's moving status in Fredericksburg, and much more! David also keeps calling the Capital One Arena by its...

May the 20th be with you, it's episode 7 of Underemployed! David and Jack are back, and being true to the show name by talking about their job status, the wonderful world of job searching, and David finding a new place in Fredericksburg with Bethany. They also talk about the Washington Capitals (who in the time between recording and this posting are beginning to revert to their ol' Caps ways), the...

On this episode of Underemployed, David and Jack answer questions from you, the best fans in the podcast land! They touch on so many wonderful topics, including the best advice for growing a beard, their favorite songs to sing in the shower, Cowboy Jack, the incest on Game of Thrones, about a million Chappelle's Show references, best dates, PJ Anderson's general loathsomeness, ideal dinner party g...

Episode 5 sees David and Jack finally able to conquer the eternal battle of Skype calls versus audio quality! Oh, and they also talk about stuff. Like the NBA and NHL playoffs, Cardi B's new album and how much they love her, wrapping up the NCAA Tournament and the tweets of one Donte DiVencenzo, the unwritten rules in baseball being ridiculous, accepting money from their fans (THE BEST PODCAST FAN...

Back in the Trap House in Fredericksburg, with that good audio quality, Jack and David return to discuss their mascot battle bracket blowing up the first afternoon of the tournament, Jack rooting for Loyola and loathing Nick Young's existence, firing shots at a 98 year old nun and a 32 year old defensive lineman, their takes on all of the major sports (and golf and FRISBEE! for good measure), and...