Undercooked Analysis

Spinawah (it’s been a while) but we’re back, and just in time for Halloween! David, Kaela and Seid reveal their winners of the DisneyPasta Challenge posed during the summer, and Allen is the sounding board for the truly blind read. Also, some housekeeping and news about where the show is going from this point forward. 3rd - “A Shitty Vacation” by Daniel Scamell (Urkelbot666) 2nd - “He Has The Whol...

David and Allen feel anything but comfy and cozy in this cabin. Story’s original author unknown. Read along here .

David, Kaela and Ben deal with a stop-motion nightmare. Story credited to Tam Lin. Read along here . Ben's "Western Thing" .

I shouldn't have recorded this episode with Kaela, AJ, Gwen and Nate while making Blues Traveler references, but anyway... Story credited to JC-the-Hyena. Read along here .

David and Abysmii make a descent into the dark depths of this week’s story, and sadly neglected to bring along a certain robot canary to check for toxic gases. Will they strike gold, or is this epistolary story a dead end? Story credited to Daltsch. Read along here .

This episode is legitimately cursed. You have been warned. Story credited to JR22. Read along here .

The DisneyPasta Writing Challenge is still in effect, and Kaela and David have called on the ever-typecast Slimebeast for help in this area, as they read a Disney-themed Nosleep narrative and ponder the pros, cons and tropes of stories based around the Mouse. “Whatever you do.. stay out of the Disney vault” is credited to Jgoodspeed. Read along here .

David and Kaela have a birthday present for their friends at Random Encounters in their third, well, encounter with AJ, Gwen and Nate. From the depths of Creepypasta’s past come a pair of Pokemon perils that have significant history and a noticeable impact on the trend of PokePasta that followed. Do these two odd accounts still hold up? “Pokemon Black” was written anonymously. Read along here . “L...

While taking a vacation aboard the Raygun I , David and Kaela sit down with Abysmii and Papreeka to read about a strange game created in the earlier 90s with supposedly otherwordly origins. “Helious” was created by Sean Puckett, while the story presenting it as a Creepypasta is credited to TornadoAP. Read along here .

They may not be pretty soldiers, but David, Kaela, Abysmii and Seid are here fight evil by moonlight and talk about Sailor Moon while reading yet another attempt at a “lost episode” story. This Wattpad wonder seems to have been written by a kid, so the gang’s not expecting anything glorious by a long shot. But will they have fun anyway? “Sailor Moon: Lost Episode” is credited to fluffycupcakegirl....

Cleric of Madness, the erstwhile creator of the Creepypasta Wiki, rises again to help David and Kaela navigate a pair of bite-sized stories about the walking dead. Do these shambling shells have any semblance of life in them, or will they prove to be as mindless as the zombies they’re attempting to utilize? “Self Preservation” is credited to BananaCorn. Read along here . ”Since the Incident” is cr...

Did you know there’s apparently two versions of “6 Underground” by the Sneaker Pimps? One’s the original and one’s a remix. David didn’t until he started editing this episode… Oh, and he and Allen read a story about vampires. “Sex, Drugs, and Immortality is credited to Magicalmbeth. Read along here .

This episode brought to you by Anderson Robotics , producers of many fine paratech gadgets, as seen in the confines of the SCP Foundation and on Lord Bung’s Confinement . Available to ship worldwide very soon. All of the entries read can be found on the SCP Foundation website: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ SCP-1360 - “PSHUD #31” was archived by Jacob Conwell. SCP-2306 - “Revenant AI” was also archived...

Kaela convinces David that it’s time to read another mediocre Disney-themed Creepypasta -and from deviantArt, no less - but this time seems to have some sort of agenda. What could she be up to? “The Costume” is credited to Soulful-Sorrow. Read along here .

Another banterclass episode wherein David, Allen and Mike talk about a bunch of stuff, eventually read the story, and then talk about more stuff. This might not be the one for you if you want a simple straight read, but for those who like hearing asinine conversation, this is the one for you. "Boothworld Industries" as a whole is credited to Christopher Bloodworth. Read along here .

David’s never really been a cat person but is alright being cat-adjacent, while Kaela had a cat growing up and likes them pretty well. That’s important because this episode, guests Eli and Kylie from Animal Fact Files are bringing some feline frights to peruse. Will these two tales make the groups whiskers stand on end, or are these cats better left in the bag? "Feline Shadows" is credited to Deng...

This episode is nuts. "My buddy Ed had himself three balls. He got one removed, but I think it was maybe the wrong one" is credited to nslewis. Read along here .

The meaning of life, the universe, and everything has nothing to do with this episode, but it is fitting that David meets with AJ, Gwen and Nate from Random Encounters 41 episodes later, somehow. This week brings a horror story of neglect, apathy and possible murder all buried in a gross detritus of human garbage. “Meek” is credited to Mystreve. Read along here .

David and Prasokour don their protective gear and trudge into a Nosleep story without a NoSleep title, which is already a good sign. Will this anomalous arachnid account manage to snare the hosts in its narrative web, or will it be a the prose equivilant of a can of bug spray? “The Forest of A Thousand Legs” is credited to Lovezinski. Read along here . Animal Fact Files Slimebeast’s “Spider Earth”

It didn’t start out as a Short and Shivery, but David, Kaela, Allen and Abysmii found the first story offered a little too short (but at least a little shivery) and decided to, at last minute, tack on another one. What follows is a pair of stories with very different tones and very different reactions from the panel of readers. “The Gun Game” was initially uploaded to the Creepypasta Wiki by Retar...

Lord Bung’s Confinement series provides ample fodder for yet another trip to the SCP Foundation, as David, Kaela and Allen read up on the entries used as inspiration. How does the webseries hold up in terms of adapting the spirit of its source material, and which SCPs will be utilized? All of the entries read can be found on the SCP Foundation website: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ SCP-082 - “Fernand’...

Joined by Seid and Raevell of The Witching Hour , David offers a story from his early scourings of the internet for a “potential Midnight Marinara” list. Will this tale of a town under an ancient curse stand a ghost of a chance? “Mary” is credited to The Fox God. Read along here .

Technically this is the third time this “icon” story has popped up in David’s life, but it’s finally the one that gets pinned down and recorded for posterity, with a little help from Mike MacDee . Does Toby Rogers suffer from the same terrible cliches as his fellow Creepypasta brethren? “Ticci Toby” is credited to Kastoway. Read along here .

Fair warning: Allen himself has stated these two interconnected stories might, in fact, be the dumbest things he and David have read on the show. Will it prove to be true? “Ichor” and “Retributors” are credited to Giuv. Read along here and here .