Uncle TED Talks

Listen to this crash course in questioning official narratives, growing your own food, and grounding yourself in real skills while the technocratic prison grid tightens. If you’re fed up with central-casting news cycles and corporate buzzwords, welcome to the Kaczynski cabin. In this May 5th episode of Uncle TED Talks, the bearded brotherhood cuts through the noise with irreverence, DIY grit, and...

Join the Teds as we celebrate the birth of Peter John Kaczynski's together. (05/22/1942, Chicago, Illinois) Uncle Ted Talks: A Birthday Roast in the Humor Gazebo Newsweek, Pizza Hut & Pandas: Celebrating Ted in a Post-Truth Party Cyber Battlespace, Zoo Breaches, and the Retro Reset: Happy Birthday, Ted From Cabins to Blockbusters: The Unabomber, AI Slop, and American Nostalgia Industrial Disas...

The totalitarian tap dance is the quiet click of your car refusing to start because an algorithm decided you're "emotionally unfit." SUMMARY From cybernetics to SmartDust, this episode maps how feedback loops became social control. We trace Norbert Wiener's missiles to Ford's kill switches, JPMorgan's biometric nanotech, and the astroturfing of culture itself. If you feel the grid tightening but r...

The Dogface Dudes have taken TED names. We are now Uncle TED Talks. This is episode 16 in that series. allenmarcus.com has the links. "Nothing captures the disorienting comedy of the post-modern, post-COVID world quite like the acronym MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ . It's a tragic reality (the MMIW part) lost inside a bureaucratic clown car of letters. This is the world we're living in: a place where 'Technate...

️ UNCLE TED TALKS • EPISODE 02 ️ ✨ Upper Decker Pickle Punk ✨  ️ Recorded Live: New Year's Eve 2025 | Creativity in the Cabin  WELCOME TO THE CHAOS Grab your favorite beverage, settle in, and join Ted Allen, Ted Steeves, Ted Bennington, Ted Gemsworthy, and special guest Etta Volk (Republic Broadcasting Network / Rev Radio) for a gloriously unhinged ride through industrial society, fair...

Timeshare Robot Sex Dolls Guest Ted Scottstrong joins to discuss his new show about preparing for the machine uprising, and things escalate quickly. The crew brainstorms anti-bot weapons (foam cannons, trained falcons) and explores the inevitable rise of the sex robot economy —including timeshare robot pussy , robot douchers as a career path, and Crazy Larry's Fuck Robot Emporium . Yes, really. Bu...