Uncle Eli’s Enormous Craft Problem

A detailed, monotonous and confusing description of cast iron and it's uses in the kitchen and glass shop.

Since y'all did such a good job sitting through all my boring technical talk, I thought it would be nice to confuse you with explaining how confusing and convoluted art fairs and galleries are. I think by the end of this, I was more confused about everything that is art and it's enormous market, but at least I'm not as confused as you'll be when you try to figure out why you wasted all your precio...

Because "Sheetrock and drugs" was such a big hit, I thought I better follow up with some more super technical and confusing and not necessarily totally correct pipe fitting information. I just got done with a big gas pipe job and I've got this stuff fresh in my mind, so it's very smooth and good to sleep to. Minimal "ums" and yawns, but still way too many. Enjoy your rest!

How to hang sheetrock and properly mud the seams. Because sheetrocking is so boring, I thought I'd also throw in some talk about drugs to keep it interesting. I bet you'll fall asleep anyway.

A detailed description of the standard tools found in a glass shop. Lots of long winded descriptions of obscure, confusing tools!

Two comfort foods, apple pie and mdma! Careful, this one gets weird! Not suitable for children or other living things. Make sure you're asleep before you take this one!

We return to the book we sewed earlier. Now it's time to make a cover or "case" and case our book in! I'm so excited! Except I'm also super sleepy, so this episode is probably best if your ready to go to sleep or already asleep.

The craft of cooking meat and the fears associated with raw meat and how that relates to the way we approach other crafts and life in general. Very confusing, guaranteed to discombobulate you right to sleep.

A detailed description of the glass color application process known as the "overlay". Very detailed and informative, great if you want to know more about glass or if you just want someone in the background talking about technical things while you go to sleep.

An intimate description of binding a 4-6 signature book in a traditional open spine style.