Unbalanced Encounters

"Our ship is fast, but fate is a good hunter." A baby? In a crate? It's more likely than our heroes would have thought. Join Hoagie, Kind, and Marv as they race their precious cargo away from the murderous Kawa navy and straight into the welcoming arms of a raging hurricane. Will they survive with ship in tact? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Cast Patrick Perini as GM Cinderblocksally as Hoagie Crai...

"Every day, a new story dies. But legends live on at sea..." Three bumbling buccaneers have been entrusted with a simple job: retrieve treasure out from under the chaos of a naval invasion.  Surely, everyone will be too preoccupied to interfere. Nevertheless, will our heroes come away with their expected loot? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Cast Patrick Perini as GM Cinderblocksally as Hoagie Craig...

"What remains below, at the edge of our hopes, is a song." In the wreckage of a remembered fire, The Shepherd struggles with his truth. In the hollow of a deafening silence, The Song finds his. But will they, together with The Phantom's newfound confidence, be enough to begin reincarnation? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Cast Patrick Perini as GM Emily Greymoore as The Phantom Sayer Roberts as The...

"I don't need to make up stories, unlike you." The Shepherd, The Phantom, and The Song have followed the end of death to a place of gods and mirages. They have been offered a chance: recapture three lost truths for The Witness to prove the worthiness of mortals and begin the cycle of reincarnation. Will they succeed? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Cast Patrick Perini as GM Emily Greymoore as The Ph...

"What makes you think you deserve a second chance?" Long ago, before geckos climbed trees, the cycle of life and death suddenly stopped. Put off by this development, a wayward cleric, a frustrated psychopomp, and a blind bard seek the origins of death and to begin the cycle of reincarnation. But in the end will they finally be able to die? Probably not. == CREDITS == Cast Patrick Perini as GM Emil...

"It gives... but it takes so much..." In the final chapter of Blight at the Museum, our heroes make their way to the main exhibit of the Grand Museum Opening. What awaits them beyond the threshold? Something changing... something new. == CREDITS == Cast Cinderblocksally as GM Tyler Clawson as Phlangin Harlock Emily Greymoore as Perrin McArthur Craig Pate as Dwight Hearttaker Soundtrack "Stolen Sce...

"As the party makes their way through the catacombs below the Museum, they discover more than what the Empire wants hidden down there." Will they find a shortcut to the Scepter or will the old tomb's echoes from the past consume them? Who knows? == CREDITS == Cast Cinderblocksally as GM Tyler Clawson as Phlanagin Harlock Emily Greymoore as Perrin McArthur Craig Pate as Dwight Hearttaker Soundtrack...

"In the heart of Altair, the capital city of Ostilla, something strange is stirring." The Old Altair Museum of Antiquities is having a grand opening as it transforms into the Imperial Heritage Museum! The who's-who of the city will all be there. This will be a glorious day for the empire. Or... maybe it'll turn into a heist featuring some unexpected evils... Who knows? == CREDITS == Cast Cinderblo...

"And, for now, that is enough." Isaac has sacrificed himself to free the Reclaimer and take back the world from the violent will of men. Will he need all of his friends to help him let go? Yes.   == CREDITS == Soundtrack Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio A special thanks to our Rally community for their contributions to the humming chorus: Silent Bard, Jadyn Carroll, The Orica...

"Keep your eyes on me." High Scepter is gone, never to be remembered. But the scars of his actions remain. Will our heroes forever rid the world of his influence? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Soundtrack Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio

"We all need to learn from our mistakes. But we don't need to learn from yours." The final fight begins. Will our heroes rid the world of the Empressar once and for all? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Soundtrack "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio

"That's probably too many cigarettes." BOOM! Surprise bonus episode in which Patrick, Emily, and Cinder talk about all the things we're going to be doing after The end of Rally.

"Guess it's all gonna be down to the doing." A blade to Isaac's throat threatens to end our journey at its final threshold. Will our heroes be able to talk their way out of it? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Soundtrack "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts "Rally" by Sayer Roberts Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio

"I want to taste their flesh in my mouth!" The final push begins. Years of planning has all come down to this moment. Schemes and interplay have woven a tangled web of inevitability and bloodshed. But do any of these plans belong to our heroes? Probably not. Content warning: Suicidal ideation implied (01:10:00)   == CREDITS == Soundtrack "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts "Stronger Realized" by Say...

"We had such high hopes for your mother." It's time to storm the palace. But first, a diverting conversation with an elderly woman who's definitely not scary beyond all reason. Surely, Guard and June will survive on their own while Isaac and Safra bust Hank out of prison. Right? Probably not. Content warning: Eugenics (00:54:00-00:55:00)   == CREDITS == Soundtrack "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts...

"June lives." As our hapless heroes try to plan for their palatial assault, they take a little time to finish all their worldly business. Chocolates. Catharsis. But will Isaac be able to control his own will? Probably not. Content warning: Misophonia (intermittent; 00:32:50-00:39:52)   == CREDITS == Soundtrack "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts Additional music...

"Safra, I feel like we're gonna lose people." A prison break. A guardian swarm. Questions, blood vines, and violence that all lead back to Griffin and the palace. But will June seize her opportunity to take him out? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Soundtrack "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio

"I only had time to cut off the one head." June and Safra attempt to case the Imperial prison. A secret operative has solicited a dinner with Isaac to confront him man-to-man at an upscale restaurant in a busy part of town. Guard fights an eyeball. Will any of this tell our heroes - once and for all - who's controlling the blood vines? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Soundtrack "Scepter Drones" by S...

"It is only because the chaos… broke through, that you live." Martin is back — from Rally, from the dead. But will he finally learn his lesson and help our heroes topple the Empressar? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Soundtrack "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts "Under Purple Skies" by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound "The Sneak Up" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound "National...

"Those aren't his hands clapping." The plan: infiltrate the University Library disguised as a famous artist, her retinue, and her art. Find the rebel and the palace architecture plans. Escape unnoticed. Will they be able to execute the plan without resorting to arson? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Soundtrack "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts "The Red Soil" by S...

"It's another day on the beat, what can I tell ya?" Our heroes whip through the blood vine portal and find themselves in the eldritch wreck of a museum. Deep in its vaults, they come face to face with a faceless foe. Will they walk away triumphant from this new and strange place? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Soundtrack "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts "Hyper...

"I always find my happiness in the boughs of a tree." By his will, Isaac has pushed the Reclaimer to rejoin the living. But reincarnation of a god is no easy undertaking. What comes next will require our heroes' most fundamental truths. But will they be enough? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Soundtrack "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts "High Scepter" by Sayer Roberts "Walking the Distance" by Jay V...

"Is that Mr. Spinx? Why does he have cucumbers on his eyes?" Our heroes break free of their tangled minds and recount their bizarre experiences. Oh, and they level up — thrice. Will it be enough to kill the Empressar? Probably not.   == CREDITS == Soundtrack "Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts "Rally at Work" by Sayer Roberts "A True Master" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound "Diamonds in the Sky" by Y...

"Trying meant something, didn't it?" We all knew how this was going to end. But will their stories live on? Yes. Subject matter: Character death.   == CREDITS == Cast GM: Patrick Perini Rossa: Emily Greymoore Basil: Nick Plaisance Kory: Sadie Pasley Mechanics "Last Words Are Never Enough" by Dylan Baird

"Everything is going to be different now" Pancakes? Stolen. Rossa? Nearly dead. Prophecy? Fulfilled. Will the leaders of the Taniyn be able to save their hallowed grove? Probably not. Subject matter: Endangerment to a pregnancy.   == CREDITS == Cast GM: Patrick Perini Rossa: Emily Greymoore Basil: Nick Plaisance Kory: Sadie Pasley