ugvm Podcast

Hark! A podcast! Verily, the ugvm gentlemen have returned with dulcet voices and witty repartee in Episode 74. In this episode, deKay, Kendrick and Toby partake in discussion of such things as Ubisoft deleting accounts, Valiant Premier Season 2, Baten Kaitos, Super Pocket - the Evercade that isn't an Evercade, and for some reason, Skibidi Toilet. Well why not. Naturally, we talk about the fun, and...

In a faraway land, in a shady wooded glade, the Podcast Pixies live. Their existence is a simple, peaceful one. Or was. Because here comes Episode 73 like a Rat King of chainsaws to take down their forest and build condos (whatever they are) or something. In this episode, deKay, Kendrick and Toby talk about the recent EA Games split news, the Real Actual Olympics doing eSports, and Nintendo's Not-...

"Dammit, Link" cursed Zelda, "Just jump! You've got a bloody parachute!". Link didn't answer. He never did. Zelda kicked him over the edge. "Father was right", she said. Episode 72! This time, deKay, Kendrick and Zo discuss the fortuitously timed (for once) Sony Not-E3 Presentation and the games therein, Kendrick's new telephone (look, we're short of content), and Nintendo being sued because of lo...

"Welcome to Episode 71", said the creepy man at the gate in the torn and dirty mouse suit, between puffs on his dogeared cigarette. "Enjoy your stay". In this episode, deKay, Kendrick, Zo and John/Choobs discuss the death of Lenovo's gaming telephone line (as in, a line of gaming telephones, not a telephone line you use for gaming), Someone Has Bought A PS5, and deKay tells everyone about his visi...

Another episode already? Who thought that would be a good idea? In this episode, deKay, Kendrick and Toby put their lips to their microphones and aurally kiss them with such delicious topics as Starfield being exclusive to Microsoft-related Gaming Platforms, Call of Duty on the Switch, Counterstrike 2 (already? Only seems like weeks since the last one), the Evercade EXP and! Startling observations...

Childish schoolboy sniggers abound, it's Episode 69 of your favourite[ citation needed ] viddyo games podcast! This episode, the old men that are deKay, Luffer and Kendrick and the slightly less old man that is Zo, navigate carefully around the choppy waters of the number 69, discuss the new toys Luffer has bought (he got a Pico 4 VR headset to go with his other 54124 VR headsets), Nintendo's Nint...

Yes, yes. We know the last episode was a mere shadow of a proper show. A snifter. A tease. Well, we're back with a Real One, you lucky, lucky people. In Episode 68, which somehow unexpectedly became a Chinese New Year Special, deKay, Toby, Orrah and Kendrick do chats about How To Speak Chinese Proper Like, Wo (like "oh-woah") Long Fallen Dynasty (and related Chinese history), the death of Stadia,...

Thanks to some wonderful audio issues from our resident audio engineer, last episode left us with a lot of "material" which got cut as it was mainly chat while we waited for stuff to get fixed temporarily. It seemed a shame to lose this Classic ugvm Bants to the dark recesses of deKay's hard drive, so we've collected together all these not-for-air outtakes for a cheaply made, very short, Episode 6...

What? It's Christmas again already? Impossible. And yet - here we are with a festival shambles episode, with all the audio dropouts and edits only a True Christmas Shambles Episode could provide. In Episode 66, deKay, Kendrick, Zo, Toby and Luffer talk about the Evercade EXP Special Edition theft, Ash Ketchum finally retiring from the world of Pokémon, the exciting announcement trailer for Armoure...

Don't panic everyone, we're here after all! October was, er, holiday month or something. Yeah, that'll excuse the delay. Phew, eh? In Episode 65, deKay, Toby and Kendrick cover the new Evercade EXP's delay  but can't remember the details, the Mega Drive Mini 2 but can't remember the games on it,  Embracer shutting down a recent studio purchase, R-Type Tactics, and holy hell there's no way Metroid...

If you like a bit of history in your podcast, then by all means listen but it's not really quality history content and, frankly, the game chat is better than that's bad enough as it is. Fair warning! In Episode 64, deKay, Kendrick, Orrah and Zo celebrate the Nintendo 64 for approximately three minutes, then move on to more modern things like Stuff Wot Happened At Tokyo Game Show and Some JRPG Only...

Your regular, too long, tedious video game chat podcast is back! Episode 63 comes to you right now in this actual post! Don't mess yourself. In this episode, deKay, Kendrick and Toby tell you all about Embracer Group buying All the Things, Nintendo being the latest in a sadly long line of games companies with abusive and misogynistic working conditions, Anti-Pride Spider-Man mods, One Dungeons and...

We were going to record this a week earlier but the Earth was hotter than the actual surface of the Sun so that was deemed impossible, impractical, and far too sweaty. Instead, we recorded a week or so later. You'd not notice if I hadn't just told you. And mentioned it in the episode. Episode 62 features The deKay, The Kendrick and The Luffer discussing The Intellivision Amico, The Steam Deck, The...

The ugvm Podcast returns, a little earlier than advertised in some listings magazines, with this, Episode 61. Not that there's anything specifically noteworthy about Episode 61, but it does feature The Return of the Zo, who joins deKay, Luffer and Kendrick in Chat Mode, and we talk about Not-E3, games at Not-E3, the future of E3 and/or Not-E3, Saudis Buying Stuff, Starfield, aaaaaand... games we h...

60 episodes of... this. What is wrong with you all. This time round, deKay, Toby and Kendrick talk about the launch problems with Sony's new PlayStation Plus tiers, Steve Jackson (no, not that one) bringing OGRE to consoles, Nintendo and/or GameFreak taking away the Pokémon music they only gave us a few months ago, and Important News about Pac-in-Time.

With nothing better to do, it was time for another Chat About Games. With a slightly retro feel this episode! In Episode 59, deKay, Toby, Kendrick and Luffer reminisce about the ZX Spectrum to celebrate its 40th birthday. Then, imagine the hilarity when deKay gets failed product Amico mixed up with failed product Atari VCS! Except you don't have to as it's right here! More retro "fun" with Dungeon...

We're sorry but yes we made another podcast. Actually we're not sorry. You probably deserve it after that thing you did. Yeah, we know. And we're going to tell your parents. In this, Episode 58 of the ugvm Podcast, the Men With Mouths That Speak are deKay, Kendrick and Toby and they do all the speaking about Sony's new PlayStation Plus/Now hybrid, the Intellivision Unboxing Video, and VR NFL. Plus...

Two episodes in one months? You lucky, lucky people! You're even more lucky because this episode has no singing in it. Yes, I know it's only because we missed January by a day. Shush. In Episode 57 of Your Least Favourite Video Game Podcast, deKay, Toby, Luffer and Tim expel lexiconic blather from their phizogial orifii on the subjects of, but not limited to, the closure of the 3DS and Wii U digit...

Yes, we're late. Sorry. Nobody could be bothered last week so we've blundered into February without a January episode. Even though this was recorded in January (just about). We're here now and that's all that matters, yes yes? Apart from the content of course, and oh boy, what content. This episode, deKay, Kendrick, Orrah and Toby provide mouth trumpeting disguised as bafflement at the large sums...

Joyeux Noël to our listener! As a special present, this episode features us playing a game which definitely isn't anything like No More Jockeys at all because of course Luffer can come up with his own game format, right? Right.

We apologise unreservedly for this rare lapse in our standards of quality and entertainment.

With the crew back up to full power, Episode 54 is easily the best episode we've had in at least four weeks. In Episode 54, deKay, Kendrick, Luffer and Toby spit bars on such topics as Gamesmaster, Epic buying Harmonix, The Elder Scrolls VI (that's "vee eye" not "eye vee", Kendrick) being PC and Xbox exclusive, more Bugsnax incoming, and racism. No, not providing racism (well, not three of us anyw...

Three (count 'em!) presenters this month. That's 50% more than last time, so does it translate to 50% better quality? Of course not. In Episode 53, deKay, Kendrick and Toby outdo last month's Traffic Cone Chat with discussion about AI tanks and how that relates to Roombas dealing with dog poo. Come on, you don't get this with TCGS. Also, more on Activision Blizzard, the new Animal Crossing expansi...

It's just the OG lads this episode, because everyone else is sick, on holiday, sick and on holiday, or lazy. Or lazy and sick. deKay and Kendrick attempt to make the best of the situation with Hot Facts about the Nintendo Direct, Victoria III, Activision Blizzard and Thatcher's Techbase (trigger warning: little bit of politics), discuss Chris Pratt and why he would be a better Luigi than a Mario,...

Back to boring old noises-only podcasting, here's Episode 51! Probably for the best you can't see our fat greasy faces anyway. In this episode, deKay, Kendrick, Luffer and Toby talk about Serious Things like war and stuff with some discussion about Six Days in Fallujah, Moderately Less Serious Things like how Among Us is now in Fortnite and how naughty that is, and some Very Much Less Serious Thin...