Two Wizards Podcast

This week for their 100th episode, Mark and Josh break down horrible ways to die in the ancient world. But the Boys are getting Biblical on this topic, breaking it down by way of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse; Plague, War, Pestilence and Death!

This week the Boys get horned up for the cartoonishly violent mayhem that is the beloved video game series, Mortal Kombat. 

This week Mark and Josh peer into their orbs and discuss Magical Objects, from unending Naan bowls, to suspicious trick sticks and the staggering variety of ways humans try to predict the future.

This week Mark and Josh are celebrating the upcoming Friday the 13th properly by looking at some truly unlucky people from history. Including bad bearded business, ill-fortuned eagle attacks, and a very sticky situation.

This week the Boys visit the unending well of interesting that is Yokai! Featuring drunk parasites, reanimated napkins, and earthquake catfish. Come for the immortal fish women, stay for the fresh human livers.

This week Mark and Josh look at the brighter side of Academic Hoaxes. Featuring Fat Body Building Competitions, A.I. Generated shennanigans, and the Three Musketeers of Academic Rigor and Journalistic Integrity. 

This week Josh leads Mark down the infuriating, but oddly funny rabbit hole of frauds within the Academic world. Featuring Biblical forgeries, papyrus plagiarisms and heroes we didn't know we needed.  

This week Josh and Mark are joined by Jonny, of The Dang Ol Podcast to continue their discussion of Professional Wrestling. Join us as we discuss the Diva's Revolution, terrifyingly terrific tag teams, improvements on tired match stipulations and our 5 point plan to fix the U.S. Government. 

In a super special never before seen cross over event, Mark and Josh are joined by Jonny of Dang Ol' Podcast to discuss the epic topic of professional wrestling. From their favorite finishers, superior High Spots, and the insanity of Japanese C-4 Match.

This week the Boys delve in to the world of confirmed cryptid hoaxes such as meat filled stone giants, amazingly offensive apes, and ice-cold missing links. 

This week, in honor of March Madness, Mark and Josh analyze different Saints (mostly) from the Catholic tradition, and then treat them like video game characters to try and figure out who is mightiest.   

Once again the Boys fill their "Wizard's Tankards" and  pour into the the unknowable cosmic horror that is H.P. Lovecraft. Join them as they read "The Rats in the Walls" and "The Hound".

As summer looms ever closer Josh and Mark focus on their beach bods and get horned up for fitness. Join the boys as they discuss the greatest strong men in mythology, stand in awe of the might of man and share their own lifting tips in an effort to pump you up!

This week Mark and Josh loosen their robes crack open a cold Pabst Blue Ribbon and discuss one of, if not the greatest time sinks of all time, Cid Meyer's Civilization VI. The good and bad, their personal strategies and who are the sexiest leaders.

Josh's back with the second half of this two-parter on Love! He and Mark turn their attention to the science-y bits like how love is basically drugs, why to need to sniff a dude before you commit, and if there's a scientific formula to fall in love. Step 1 - download this episode!

In his first ever two parter Josh bravely guides Mark through the most magical feeling of all love. Join the Boys as they discuss such steamy topics as the poetry of Sappho, the Kama Sutra and the sexual shenanigans of Gods.

This week Mark and Josh are returning to the deep, ever giving well of SCP. Join the Boys as they get horned up for Ice Cream, mice and horrifying living fossils.

This week Mark and Josh embark down the trail of ghost hounds, black dogs, and hellish hounds. Join them as they discuss such beasts as Cerberus, the Black Shuck, and the dreaded Beast of Gevaudan. 

In an effort to build a better portal, Josh opened up a wormhole to an alternate dimension, the year 2018!  Bask in the weird glory of an early form of Two Wizards, featuring some special guests, Josh's proto horned up for Greek and the overall feeling of a nostalgia for a past that never existed....or did it?

This week Mark and Josh loosen their robes, drink some "soda" and discuss arguably one the greatest cartoons of our age, J. G. Quintel's Regular Show.

This week Mark and Josh delve deeper than they ever have before and plunge to new lows of high stupidity as they discuss the Hollow Earth!

This week Josh takes the helm and guides Mark through Earth's coolest (get it?) continent, Antarctica. Join the Boys as they discuss the history, geography and lurking horror of the Penguin/Shoggoth Empire

The long awaited finale of the Christmas Challenge Josh and Mark sit down together and watch each other's Christmas Challenge selection. The Christmas Tree and the Twelve Pups of Christmas.

As the year, and what they call a 'season' ends. Josh and Mark sit down for an extra large episode of personal criticism, self imposed self love, and a general walk down memory lane as they discuss the highs and lows of their triumphant third season.

Josh and Mark's third and final week of the Christmas Challenge