Two Wizards Podcast

Josh and Mark are celebrating 200 episodes by discussing cryptids from Down Under. Including the dreaded drop bear, baffling bunyips, and all manner of Ice Age hold overs. 

This week Josh blinds Mark with more numbers than his brain can handle as the boys talk about that great big ball in the sky currently fueling your summer fun, our attempts to better understand it and how it will eventually end us all.   

The Boys are back into High Strangeness as Mark and Josh discuss the infamous Braxton County Monster, a.k.a Braxie, a.k.a The Flatwoods Monster. 

Josh kicks off our inaugural Travel Guide Series with his second home state, Ohio. Join the boys as the discuss formation, boarder disputes, football mascot faux pass, and of course the best places to get a beer in the Buck Eye State.

In a Two Wizards' first, Mark journeys to Josh's wizard tower in the Midwest to record a special episode on... college! That's right, the boys recount their glory days of higher learning, the professors that inspired (or should have retired), and why Josh and friend-of-the-show Brad can't team up for beer pong ever again.

This week Mark and Josh are paying a visit to that Two Wizards well of content, The SCP Foundation. Join the boys as they discuss magic vending machines, bizarre groups both benign and bad, and redacted food stuffs. 

Things get hairy this week as Josh and Mark discuss the cultural enigma that is facial hair. From faux Pharos, to bearded women and the best and worst styles for their own faces. Join the boys as they discuss facial hair!

Mark and Josh finish their deep dive into the end of the world by discussing the granddaddy of all eschatology, the Rapture as laid down by the Book of Revelations, and how people misinterpret signs and scripture in an attempt to prematurely end it all. 

Mark and Josh need a break, too many spells cast too many orbs gazed into, but an episode must occur! So Brad and Jonny, from the I Can't Wait to Show my Kids, and Dang Ol Venture Boyz invade the Two Wizard's Tower to discuss the greatest MMORPG of all time, "World of Warcraft".

The stars are right, the world weeps and gnashes, the eclipse was awesome but didn't usher in the apocalypse, so it is time for Mark and Josh to do it themselves. This week the boys are discussing the the cycle of creation, destruction and rebirth across time. Ragnarok, Aztec Calendars, the Iron Age of Men its all here baby!

Though a bizarre dream based revelation, Mark recovered a script that he thought was lost! This week the Boys are discussing that illusive and greatest form of travel, Teleportation, and its many uses and occurrences across history.  

One more time dear listeners Mark and Josh discuss the awesome force of nature that are volcanoes, this week examining the worst of the eruption events, which totally ruined everyone's summer plans.

As the Boys rocket toward new and exciting life events they take a pause to run screaming back to adolescence and pour a giant bowl of MemberBerries to discuss Saturday morning cartoons and the sugary cereal that fueled those glorious mornings.   

Mark and Josh raise their Wizard Rings to the sky and call down the elements to summon evil Captain Planet and discus how volcanoes can and will clean the Earth of all life. 

Josh and Mark are back to begin a deep dive into the glory and terror of Volcanoes. This week acting as primer they Boys tap into their respective Magma chambers of expertise to lay down a primer of how volcanoes work, interstellar explosions and how humans have been living along side them though history. Come for the Vesuvius, stay for the dirty ejecta jokes.  

This week Mark drags Josh through the murky waters of pareidolia, eye witness accounts and a healthy amount of hoaxes to discuss the enigmatic Loch Ness Monster. Is there a beast beneath the waters? Is it just a giant catfish? Why does it want $3.50? Join us listeners and get horned up once again for lake monster based mayhem!

In what will go down in Two Wizard's History as both the cutest, and horrible episode, Josh takes Mark down the path of animal based blood sports, from the horror of beast hunts in ancient Rome, to all manner of beast-baiting in our not so distant history, and the secret war between mice and frogs. 

Valentines Day is here and in an attempt to help their listeners become lucky in love Mark and Josh examine Y.I.L.F's or Yokai I would like to find love with, of the (mostly) Female persuasion. 

As the time loop of seasonal depression continues to turn. Mark gazes back into his orb and to discuss the worst case of sports fans gone wild. Join the Boys as they discuss the Nika Revolts.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh   AAAAhhhhhhHAAHHHHHHHHHHH!   AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Mark and Josh are talking anime, the good the bad, the Husbandos and what it means to them as Wizards. Will our heroes make cogent points, or will they be overpowered by Pabst Blue Ribbon and Hubris?  Find out this week on, "The Two Wizards Podcast!"  

This week Mark and Josh discuss the idea that stones, crystals and minerals posses supernatural properties. Does this Amethyst cup hold water, or is Fool Gold just a placebo? Join the Boys as they attempt to scry an answer. 

New Year, New Wizards, New Weird Fiction...sort of, the week Mark and Josh kick off their Eighth season by reading "The Curse of Yig" by Zelia Bishop and H.P. Lovecraft, and from Conan creator Robert E. Howard, a non-Conan story, "Skulls in the Stars".

Josh and Mark return to round out their look back at 2023 and the Seventh season of Two Wizards!

Happy New Year to all! Mark and Josh are tired and have earned a break, and what better break than reflecting on their past accomplishments?  This week they discuss their sixth season.

It's a Christmas Miracle! Not only are Mark and Josh back to continue their discussion of Bigfoot, they're also live in the High Hammock Think Hole and joined by Brad of the "I Can't Wait to Show My Kids" podcast.  This week the Boys discuss high elevation Sasquatch in Canada, deadly Russian Yeti's and much more friendly Yeti Classic.