Two Wizards Podcast

Commentary track for 'The Color Out Of Space' 2019 (currently free on amazon prime)

This week we try something new by watching a movie together and discussing it after.  This episode is our post viewing discussion of The Color Out Of Space (2019). 

This week Mark ventures off the map, or rather to parts unknown as he and Josh delve into triangular terror featuring such horrors as: The Vile Vorticies, The Mexican Zone of Silence and speculative movie scripts!

This week the Boys discuss the greatest threat facing humanity that many people have no idea about, Aquatic Humanoids!  Including such horrors as, the Vodyanoy, Shape Shifting Man-Otters, land squid, and Sea Catholics.

This the Boys discuss arguably the greatest summer past time, grilling, the highs, the lows, and the medium rares. 

This week to Josh and Mark head to the beach and take on the incredibly vast topic of Mermaids. Dive on in as we discuss stories of the ancients, actual historical accounts, and come to find out that all we really are is a bunch of suckers.

This week the boys fall back, regroup, and revisit a few topics they felt needed an update. Including Josh's Brood X Blues, Martian Mushrooms, and a plea to leave Herodotus alone!     Content Warning this may be our angriest, and swearingest episode yet.

This week Josh and Mark loosen their robes and discuss one of the greatest video game franchises of all time, Super Smash Brothers. Mark is wrong several times and the boys come full circle on E-Sports as a competitive exhibition. 

This week Josh and Mark attempt to discuss the wide world of bugs. The Good, the Bad, and the furry toes.  Mark reveals his softer side. Josh discusses the Brood X Cicadas and the boys try out a new catch phrase.  This one gets a little tingly and gross so fair warning.

Josh brings Mark along on a fantastical voyage as the boys discuss travel. Including ancient travel journals, the world's first 'Onion style' blog, Old Hobo travel hacks and some of their own protips for travel. Mark goes planet of the Apes on beers, and the boys collaborate on a new version of an old standard. 

As Summer begins to rear it's ugly head, Mark and Josh decide to strike out into nature and go camping! While in the woods the boys share tales from the Lumberwoods of North America. Frightening tale tales, and some down right dumb legends, as well as an awful amount of alliteration. 

This week its Josh's show as he leads Mark and the listeners along the path of comedy. Join the boys as they share some of the oldest jokes in the world, discuss the first stand up comedian, dip a toe in traditional Japanese comedy, and overall hate on improv.   Are we funny?  That's for the listeners to decide.

This week the Boys are rocking a loose robe as they discuss one of their favourite shows, South Park, The good, the bad and the Imagination Land.

This week Mark get outer worldly when he regales Josh with the mysterious tale of an 1800's, Japanese UFO. The Boys also work shop what is certain to be the new hit show coming to TV this fall, pick at uncovering a global UFO Conspiracy and discuss what it really is that lives on the moon. 

In this exciting conclusion of our first ever two part episode, Mark leads Jos down the insane rabbit hole of man made weather manipulation. Join us as we toe the line of what is fact or fiction as we discuss cloud seeding, insane ideas, and conspiracy theories! This is a weird one dear listeners. 

Spring has sprung, the grass is green, and this week Mark is getting horned up for the horrible mayhem that is the weather. Josh is led down a rabbit hole of "off-putting" as we discus the phenomenon of Animal Rains!

We're Back baby! After bending time, space, reality and the line between good and bad decisions. However, all of this wizardry has left us in a bit of a funk, so we discuss the legendary franchise, the Legend of Zelda. (though its mostly how great Ocarina of Time is). 

Finished with unpacking after an eviction scare, the Two Hobbits Jonesy and Josho, open a mysterious package containing mysterious drinks, tomes and other assorted sundries. But this time its Lovecraftian! Look upon our works ye mighty and despair as we get hammered and read Lovecraft.

On a very special episode Josho and Jonsey receive an eviction notice. The boys pack up their Hobbit hole and remember the better times.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll surely be impressed by how much original content is given in a clip show.

This week we attempt to beat back cabin fever by talking about Humanitie's greatest past time, Fishing. From its humble beginning as a our chief means of survival, to some insane present fish stories, and maybe peppered in with some of our own shenanigans. We also learn a valuable lesson about the evil powers of Hard Seltzer.

This week the boys discuss maybe the greatest thing ever in the history of the modern world, Pokemon! They also kick off their newest challenge. Will they be the very best or will their headaches overpower them? 

It's a fun mix of myth, science, and supernatural as we delve farther than we ever have before when we discuss the wide, vast...deep topic of caves. Featuring Plato's cave, mysterious underground dwellers, and a potential crashed UFO sealed in an ancient cave. 

This week Josho and Jonesy wax lyrical and dip a toe into music. Josho drops a hot cover of an ancient song, we delve into the depths of Oktavists, and as always inspire each other's shenanigans.   

This week Josho and Jonesy  get into some very important Hobbit based topics  sharing their favourite flowers, trees and plants, their top gardening tips, and discuss some mystical plants and their properties, and Jonesy trips nuts as he tries to wrap his head around the magical-maybe-malicious-mushroom.

Get singularly horned up for Hobbity Mayhem (get it?) as Jonesy and Josh venture into antiquity and beyond to discuss the mighty and misunderstood Unicorn, bonus points you get to hear Jonesy struggle with pronunciation.