Two Star Podcast

In which our heroes put Chris on trial for his drinking and talk about films, somehow spinning it out to nearly an hour

In which our heroes pay tribute to the office of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (but not the men and women who have actually filled it) This is the second attempt at uploading after summat gone mashup

In which our heroes bang on about which politicians would be tolerable to play board games with for over an hour.

In which our heroes gather for the three hundred and twenty eighth time to ratify some eggs, abuse Dan for being bad at technology, work out when Chris could realistically date Michael Portillo, and review progress on dry January

In which our heroes, without Graham, discuss NFTs, donkey milk, Marxism, pre decimal coinage and farts in a jar.

In which our heroes listen as Graham declares his last will and testament, Graham talks about toxic masculinity, Graham talks about people call Graham, Graham starts following chess and Graham unveils the podcast Christmas advert

In which our heroes review last years predictions for accuracy and comedy, and repeat their foolishness by making further (wrong) predictions.

In which our heroes remember Adam who is dead then play a game which draws on their knowledge of the foreign language and, as such, doesn’t work very well.

In which our heroes discuss entertainers and play a game that doesn’t work.

In which our heroes carry out the rebranding of Dan (reDanding). Graham takes to a life of piracy, Chris loses someone’s kneecap, Dan sings songs about fanny and Adam enables all of this.

In which our heroes, in lieu of any #content or original ideas, play No More Jockeys again. Some technical difficulties have resulted in some sounds appearing in the recording which, to the untrained ear, may sound like disgusting burps but are actually very technical glitches that you wouldn’t understand. We apologise.

In which our heroes discuss the merits of the performance enhanced Olympics, Chris attempts to invent a game show, and everyone reflects on the deep processes behind how we come to believe in anything.  Handled with taste and class as always

In which our heroes discuss the perfect drinks to drink in the shower and the perfect food to eat in the bath.  After a brief segue through masturbating and the weather, they then move onto camouflaged horses and being electrocuted in the bath.  Key issues all.

In which our heroes discuss the invention of Dirty Protests, the philosopher Diogenes (yes, really!) and Supermarket Substitutions.  No Daniel.

In which a failed show-trial descends into chaos, the possibility that this isn’t the worst timeline is discussed and Chris arrives late to discuss a film he vaguely remembers and to defend the honour of Ruddy William.

In which our heroes reduce two continents down to their 10 essential cities for no discernable reason.

In which our heroes reflect. Dan gets drunk, Chris falls in love with paperwork, and Graham tries to seduce a grieving woman. This is the last episode in the current campaign of Dungeons & Dickheads IN SPACE. Thank you for listening and we’ll be back soon! In the meantime why not have a listen to The Dice Chronicles Podcast and see if they can fill the void we’ve left in your life...

In which our heroes, sans Adam, go to Guildford and get drunk.

In which our heroes play another game of No More Jockeys, again without Daniel.

In which our heroes, minus Daniel, play No More Jockeys.

In which our heroes ape the fantastic @moonunderpod created by @nomadicrevery and @robinallender . They each describe their perfect pub and specify two draught drinks, two bottles & a wildcard, ban something and choose an album for the jukebox.

In which our heroes reach a conclusion. Graham gets tasered, Dan gets tasered, and Chris gets tasered.

In which our heroes rush in. Someone gets shot, someone gets tied up, and someone briefly contemplates pissing on a bed. This episode was originally over 3 hours long so we’ve split it into two parts. Part 2 coming soon!

In which our heroes recover from the night before, buy more bigger guns, have an excursion to a Wales-sized asteroid, and break some things mostly on purpose.

In which our heroes engage in some sex, drugs, and dodgy rolls. Graham gets violent, Chris gets paralytic, and Dan gets 3 bottles deep with a lady.