Two Salty Broads

The broads finish spooky season by ignoring everything they've learned this month. Lindsey and Sepideh combine ghost stories and no-no games to try and communicate with those beyond. Listen to personal ghostly tales and find out what caused Lindsey to knock over everything on the table in this EXTREMELY late night recording. Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast Tik...

Do you like scary movies? We do. The broads are joined by Dan the Sound guy to discuss the history of horror and the pictures that make the cut of their all time favorites.  Looking for a horror movie to watch this spooky season? Here are some of our favorites but listen to the episode for the full list: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein Annihilation Hell House LLC Pan's Labyrinth Train to Busan Follow...

Lindsey and Sepideh are joined by Ernie, aka, The Grey Phantom, to discuss home and higher production haunted houses. Listen in as Ernie takes us on a journey through his humble origins to the not-so-humble home haunt, The Grey Phantom and everything in between. Learn how the Grey Phantom and Salty Broads share a sinister past. Santa Ana Haunt will be open to the public Fri-Sun on October 21 - 23,...

Brace yourself, this one is a doozy! Lindsey and Sepideh experience a world of NOPE as they discuss dark and sometimes demonic games that make Bloody Mary seem like child's play. Do you dare listen?  Disclaimer: We do not recommend you try any of the 'games' discussed in this episode.  Iran Protests Show Notes: A Message from Sepideh Thank you all for listening to our show. I can not begin to desc...

The broads kick off the month of October with spooky tales of real hauntings and legends. Listen in for stories of possessed dolls, haunted homes, and vengeful spirits.  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upcoming episodes.

The rules of the internet are as old as, well a few years. They vary from source to source, but all speak of the infamous Rule 34: If it exists, there is a porn of it. Could this be true? The broads reluctantly find out. Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upcoming episodes.

The broads explore the many lores of cryptozoology. Jersey Devil, real or big-ass bat? What happens when you combine an elephant and a snake? Are big feet an indication of a big dic-listen in for our takes on these questions and more. Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upcoming episodes.

Have you ever rubbed Vicks on your chest when plagued with a cold? What about your feet? In this episode, Lindsey and Sepideh discuss family home remedies and some more unorthodox methods of curing common ailments.  Sugar for hiccups, onions for colds and urine for acne??? Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our One Salty Researcher fo...

When the world becomes a wasteland filled with the undead, who will you join forces with? Lindsey and Sepideh discuss their game-plan to survive or go out in a blaze of DMX glory.  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upcoming episodes.

Lindsey and Sepideh are schooled in the culinary arts by a local chef extraordinaire. Listen in as we talk about some of the broad's kitchen blunders. Learn how to: Fix overly salty dishes, season your poultry, measure ingredients, and much more! Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upcoming episode...

Let's talk about sex baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the chains, whips and gags you want to use on me. Mankind has been looking for new ways to get their rocks off since the dawn of time. From caveman threesomes to an evil clown kink, the world of (consensual) sexual behavior is as interesting as it is stimulating.  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Bro...

Lindsey and Sepideh explore the origins of some of the strangest - and most plausible conspiracy theories out there. Is the Denver Airport home to a secret society? Was there a secret nazi base in Antarctica? Do lizard people live amongst us? Listen in and decipher fact from outlandish fiction. Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our O...

Urban Dictionary has been a vital source to decrypting modern slang for 20 years. With definitions for FOMO, Yeet and Recession Date, it's helped Lindsey and Sepideh understand the complexities of our generation's trauma - even providing its own unique brand of emotional damage (see: unique sex positions).  Chase these two Alices as they fall down this dirty, and sometimes disgusting, rabbit hole....

What do cracks, mirrors and umbrellas have in common? Nothing, unless you're superstitious. Lindsey and Sepideh talk the origins of some of the most commonly (and not so commonly) followed superstitions.  Listen and send to 5 friends or your socks will always be moist. (It was worth a shot...) Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our On...

The broads deep dive into one of our most popular guilty pleasures: reality television. What Kame before the Kardashians? Why do we love messy dating shows? And does anyone else remember Room Raiders? We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upcoming episodes.

Lindsey and Sepideh are known to indulgence a little (or a lot-tle) from time to time. Listen in as they list the most common and weirdest guilty pleasures. Did your wicked desire make our naughty list? Find out. We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upcoming...

It's one small step for man and one giant leap for the broads as Lindsey and Sepideh (poorly) attempt to understand astrology. They talk all things planets, houses, and birth charts. Both their signs and frustrations rise as these two try to understand just how their dysfunctions were "written in the stars".    We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @tw...

Sepideh's in the hot seat as Lindsey interrogates her on the dark origins of her True Crime fascination. Is it just an innocent way to decompress after a long day or is Sepideh a psychopath in the making? Interested in True Crime? Here are some of our favorite True Crime podcasts: Morbid: A True Crime Podcast Crime Junkie Sinisterhood RedHanded We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@...

In this episode, the broads relive long gone memories of summers past. Is the hottest season really all it's chalked up to be? Or are we looking at those torrid days through rose colored glasses? We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upcoming episodes.  

YOU GUYS...Tahlena Chikami from Bite Me Bambi joins the salty crew to discusses Ska music, Twitch, upcoming songs and shows, and Dan the Sound Guy's favorite word: Climax. You do NOT want to miss this one. Check out Bite Me Bambi and follow them on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/bitemebambi Some of our Bite Me Bambi Faves: Hot Lava Crazy Strippers on a Sunday We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltyb...

The good, the bad, and the really ugly. Lindsey and Sepideh talk fashion faux pas of their past and present. See why these two are no authority on the latest clothing trends. Jumpsuits, moon-boots, and sad Eeyore t-shirts - oh my!   We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast Follow our One Salty Researcher fo...

This week, Lindsey and Sepideh are joined by a special guest to discuss gender stereotypes and roles and why they all suck. Listen in as Dan the Sound Guy finally gets a mic so that this foursome can battle it out with some questions prepared by our One Salty Researcher to see - in the world of gendered trivia, which sex rules them all! We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.co...

Have you ever woken up hungover and panicked that you almost forgot to pay the bills? We have. Lindsey and Sepideh discuss the things that keep them up at night, and tried and true remedies for a restful night's sleep. Find out how Dan the Sound Guy has played the part of sleep terrorist for the duo.    We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybr...

In this episode, Lindsey and Sepideh prove why they are, in fact, no better than children when discussing nature's sewage system. No matter what you call it, there is no way the booty, chocolate starfish, keister is not funny! Listen in to what would def be Sir Mix-a-lot's favorite episode. We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter...

Today's episode is brought to you by the words oopsie and ouchy. Lindsey and Sepideh discuss some of the dumbest ways they've been injured and how those injuries affect them to this day.    No class, burned ass, and impaled by toenails... anything goes on this scarring episode.    We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty...