Two Salty Broads

You’ve heard of Hippie, Goth, & Preppy; but I bet you haven’t heard of at least five of these aesthetics. One word to describe this episode: Rage. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

No one wants to know how the sausage is made…and yet, here we are. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

To no one’s surprise, the broads can’t even mind their manners for an entire episode.  Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

2025 started with a cough, stuffy nose and sore throat. Listen to the hoarse sounds of two struggling broads. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

If you are new to the world of debauchery, take heed. We have years of experience and words of wisdom for when the music gets loud and the drinks start to pour.  Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

2024 was not our year, for sure.  Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

In this seasonal salty episode - the broads finally talk about Lindsey's obsession with Krampus and the horrors of late holiday shopping.  Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads decode some of the weirdest slang terms through the ages - ending with Gen Alpha. This episode is bussin'! Don't get caught slippin' – it's got mad rizz and is chock full of sauce. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The holidays are upon us - a time for cheer, beer and the company of people you don’t hold dear. Here is our gift guide for your insufferable guests. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The long-awaited final episode of this three-part series is finally here. The broads have learned how to find a man and inspire him to say, “I love you.” Now, they discuss what it takes to get that proposal.  Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The education in midcentury etiquette continues... The broads discuss old timey advice on how to get him to fall in love - and say it first.  Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Are Lindsey and Sepideh ladies? If you’ve listened to any of our episodes, you know the answer is F*CK NO! The broads talk midcentury etiquette advice for finding and keeping love. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads discuss the minor events that have the power to ruin their day. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

We had so much fun, we did it again. Tune in for this EXTRA salty episode.  Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Sh*t’s so scary it puts the “poo” in Spooky. Catacombs, windy roads and dreary forests, what would it take for Lindsey to spend the night in the world’s scariest places? Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Now that the government has finally acknowledged Aliens exist, the broads talk friend or foe. Using first-hand accounts and pop-culture references, they discuss who would be invited over for dinner, and who is eating their meatloaf outside. Listen to see how Lindsey once again finds a way to make the episode weirder than it has to be. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twos...

If you like to argue for the sake of argument - then this episode is for you. What are morals and ethics and how does a person strive to be good? Lindsey and Sepideh find out how far they would go when faced with some tough decisions. No matter their choice - it's always the wrong one. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

When you enter a haunted house for Halloween you expect a few tricks and treats. But are you expecting to be bound, beaten and forced to eat mystery mush? (no kink shaming if that's your thing) The broads discuss what makes different extreme haunts... well... extreme. Which haunts classify as living art, as a frighteningly fun activity, or a POW camp simulation.  These events are horror brought to...

You go to the pharmacy to pick up your prescribed cholesterol medication. Two days later you've grown a third arm and can only speak in limericks.  While medication can be life-saving, there are certain drugs that create more problems than solutions. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Small talk is for boring people. What you really should do is ask new friends questions like, "What do you think ghosts sound like?" and "What is the worst color and why?". Especially if your friends are as nonsensical as Lindsey and Sepideh.   Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

We all dream of one day winning the lottery or somehow stumbling across long-lost treasure. Either way, we want to be spontaneously loaded with cash. However, we may have different ideas on how to spend that money. What would Lindsey and Sepideh buy? Guess you'll have to listen to find out. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

In Episode 69: The History of the Olympics, the broads pose the idea of a normal person competing with the athletes to see just how good the athletes actually are.  I don't know why they chose football, but the broads decided to evaluate their skills with an NFL Combine. Listen in to see how they stack up against some of the more mediocre athletes.  Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us:...

We've all stumbled upon questionable tinned items at the grocery store and thought: Who eats that? Well - We Do!  WARNING: Do not listen if you're sensitive to the sounds of chewing, slurping, and gagging. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The world is a dangerous place filled with unexpectedly ferocious creatures. The question is, which ones will Sepideh pet? The answer: Yes. Tune in to find out why, unless you're Sepideh's life insurance agent. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Social media promotes a large list of travel must-haves: from packing cubes to pee funnels (you heard me right). Which items are worth the luggage space?   Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads