Two Peas and a Pod

Quiet down, lights out, and check ya privilege. We solemnly swear that we are up to no good as we recap chapters 9-12 of Harry Pottle and the Pwisoner of Azkaban. Will that get us a one way ticket to Azkaban, or just an overnighter in Wizard County Jail? Noooooooouuuurrr, the only thing criminal in this episode is Harry and Ron’s treatment of Hermione for trying to be a good friend. They think she...

Are you not entertained?! It’s our Father’s Day episode! Mikala and Justin share some fun and memorable stories about their dads, and Justin recaps his most recent Office watch-through. Mikala details a disturbing fact about her family’s relationship with expiration dates, and Justin hosts Father’s Day themed trivia. Last but not least, we find out what critics say is the best scene in film histor...

Grab your butterbeers, (limit 1 per person, trust us) and join us for an ominous narration of Chapters 5-8 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Professor Trelawney un(leashes) some bold predictions. This ultimately proves to be one of Hermione’s biggest pet Peeves. We ask what is your greatest fear? For some it may be E.T. For others a plate of undercooked chicken. We don’t need to hear, t...

It’s an incredible day for another podcast episode! Find out if we’re on the road to glory as we breakdown our most recent breakdown at pickleball. Justin switches his favorite flavor of pie from blackberry to humble after today’s episode, and our moo point isn’t quite as moo as we expected. We hope after listening you’ll feel like you’re truly part of our world. Email us at twopeasandapod14@gmail...

Simply splendid to see you old boy! We’re glad you made it back, as we Quirrel over the first 4 chapters of HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Collywobbles! The Weasleys blow 700 galleons on a month long excursion to Egypt? We don’t buy it. We can’t, because the Weasleys already did. We find out Scabbers has fallen ill and lacks a connection to one of his toes. Harry gets a visit from pure-bread booz...

Be prepared… this episode is filled with plenty of woooooooow moments. Mikala predicts the end of the world, we find out if Justin and Mikala are smarter than 5th graders, and Justin gets hook, line, and sinkered by an obnoxious AirBnb lady. If she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will. Who could’ve guessed that? Mikala, probably. Get the earth on the phone because everyone’s gonna want to hear th...

Bring your roosters, and pull your diaWies out of your sock one last time. We will forevermore be grateful that you have made it through another book with us. Special guest DJ Slytherin Snape kicks off our final HP and the Chamber of Secrets episode! Have you solved the Riddle? Is Percy the heir, or was he just trying to Slytherin into a different chamber of secrets? Larry Lockhart’s moment has co...

Buckle up, buttercups, today’s episode is a humdinger. Justin gives the FINAL soccer update of the season (get it?), and we chat about our conversation with our state representative. Turns out Justin isn’t just allergic to honey bees, but he’s allergic to spelling bees too. Who’s the champion? You’ll find out soon enough. Today’s episode will leave you asking “Who’s your daddy?” Email us! Twopeasa...

Follow the spiders and practice your parseltounge as we get one step closer to finishing up Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! The mandrakes aren’t the only ones secretly visiting each others pots… Lockhart throws a lurid pink Valentines Day party that matches his outfit, Percy gets private with Penelope, and we discover there is a Mrs. Aragog. We investigate the parallels between Harry and...

We’re about to POP with excitement for today’s episode! We finally pull you back off the cliff(hanger) as we talk ad nauseam about the big soccer games from the past few weeks. Kevin makes an appearance and really fizzes things up. Mikala’s family comes to town, and Justin channels his inner thespian in a karaoke of the ages. It’s safe to say the stage was set… (Champion)ship’s proud of you, son....

Beee PreeepaaaaaarrreDuh as we hop to chapters 9-12! Did you think you’d have to brew some polyjuice potion to get information on the Chamber of Secrets? Nah fam, just ask Professor McGonagall. Dumbledaddy’s love for lilac and hot chocolate blinds him to everything from Lockhart’s lack of qualifications to “that’s been tampered with, that has!” rogue bludgers. Colin Creevey visits Harry in the hos...

What do Mayor Humdinger and childbirth have in common? Absolutely nothing. Or maybe just this podcast. You’ve hit the motherload! It’s our Mother’s Day episode! Today we reminisce on our favorite Mom moments (shout out Mom), Mikala gets on her biggest soap box to date, and Justin gives Mikala a timely surprise. Unforgettably, Justin’s mom makes a guest appearance and leaves us asking, “does Iverme...

GOOD MORNING, BELLE!! When listening to this episode, be sure to check our (arti)facts, and try your best to not get blinded by the Lockhart light or your own ambition as we discuss what Molly does all day, game recognizing game when Gilderoy Lockhart sees a little bit of himself in the chosen boy, and what exactly is Justin Flinch fletchflinchfletchly playing at? Join us or you’ll be next, mudblo...

Stop begging, stop begging, we’re back for another episode! This time we find out exactly what lengths Justin is willing to go to in order to win a kids’ soccer game. Our Moo Point might make you see Red and tank our Reputation… or who knows, Sparks might Fly like it’s 1989. ‘Twas a Fearless time. Justin gets another year older (so old he doesn’t even know how old he is), and he has his first birt...

DIAGONALLY! MAKE Fred and George grab your trunk, don’t forget your large, white owl, and hold onto your black mustache. We have to make a quick stop by the Joe Burrow to grab our diary before heading back to Hogwarts for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. **This episode is brought you by our good friends at Borgen and Burke(s)**

We are homeward bound this episode to good 'ol Memorial to play in the pickleball tournament of the ages. The final of our tournament trilogy. We are STOKED to tell you all about it. Old foes meet new friends in Kathy-Lobs-A-Lot and Pickle Puns. Justin meets his Kingsport counterpart and gets an unforgettable proposition.... and a new bestie and beast mode partner in Stoked Bro? What in the world...

We’re back for Volde(more!) Chosen Boy privilege is running rampant on the grounds of Hogwarts as Dumbledaddy turns a blind eye to all of Harry’s rule breaking. The sorting hat has sent a very special guest to join us, to be Dumbledore’s great defender. Put on your invisibly cloaks and join us! It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up for Dumb...

What do eggs, elephants, and pickleballs have in common? They can all get poached. Much like Mikala and Justin in this episode. Moooooove out of the way, Gaston, there’s a new villain in town. Join us on this roller coaster ride of an episode, and see if you can spot a squirrel while you’re up there. Or an alien for that matter. You never know what you’re gonna find with us, but hey, you might jus...

Merlin’s Beard! You’re back again for another book club episode! This week we discuss chapters 9-12. Harry catches his first snitch, does something very brave AND very stupid, and we discover Molly Weasley’s timeless holiday tradition. Leaving her kids at school. #NotMyMolly

A very Beauty and the Beast episode. We met the real life Gaston, who tried to get the girl. But this time it wasn’t in France, but in Boone, North Carolina. Lefou also makes an unforgettable appearance. You don’t want to miss it.

Welcome back to another book club episode! This week we discuss chapters 5-8 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Philosopher’s Stone if you’re listening in the UK). Peeves and Bathilda Bagshot finally get their flowers and find out what a nasty shock it is when your dad’s a muggle and your mom is a witch.

What do Harry Potter and the Lion King have in common? Mikala’s forehead, apparently. All thanks to pickleball. It’s time to practice your curtsy, but like, in a British way.

Petrificus Totalus! (Freeze and read this whole description!) Our first book club episode! We are starting with the first book we started with: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. There’s definitely spoilers for this book and the series as a whole, so if you haven’t read all of the series, come back once you have! But if you have, put on your best pair of high heels, and join us for a discussio...

Who are Willy, Dan, and Cory? Are they real people or fictional orcas? Do they play sand volleyball or jump rock walls? Only time will tell.

Ahhhh…. This is our sanctuary right here. Listen, Linda, listen… there will be more details and context than anyone cares to know on this podcast... so buckle up. But maybe not in Justin’s car. To be honest, “Episode 1” is a little misleading. This podcast started a long time ago. This is just the first one we’ve recorded. We’re glad you’re here! Who would’ve thought? Not us.