Two Nosy Meerkats

It's a solo episode! Join Lukas and Gabby as they play text or drink, call the EPA, and respond thoughtfully to your Instagram story replies. Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTube Follow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhere Follow Gabby @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok and @hip_soccer_mom on Twitter Subscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats' Supercast I...

On this week's episode of Two Nosy Meerkats, we're joined by Hayden Arrington! We chat being a twin, scuba diving, horse girls, and more. Plus, we help listeners with relationship problems. Follow Hayden on Instagram: @haydenarrington Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTube Follow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhere Follow Gabby @hipsoccermom on In...

On this week's episode, we're joined by Shosh Brodman, host of Hound Dog! Listen in as we chat hot parents, intimacy, and summer camp-- plus, we help a listener with some lost items, read fake smut, and get a final update from a listener who took our advice. Follow Shosh on Instagram: @shoshbrod Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTube Follow L...

On this week's episode, Gabby and Lukas catch up on Lukas' University of Delaware comedy hour, being a pest, and Gabby trolling a professor. Plus, listeners ask the Meerkats how to be extra, how to approach going out with a girl for the first time, and ask for medical advice. Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTube Follow Lukas @lukastarnold e...

It's our 101st episode, and we're joined by Meredith Dietz (Jerry Seinfeld Presents, The Onion, Reductress), David Dobbins (SnD Podcast), and Aran Abilock Clemmons (Anne Hathaway Presents, Super Smash Show) for a wild and crazy time. We talk about rizz, divorced parents, breakups, and more, plus Lukas and Gabby's favorite moments from the pod. Follow Meredith on Instagram: @dietz.m Follow David on...

This week we're hanging out with Claire Siemietkowski, host of Simpfest! Listen in as we talk birthright trips, being in love, and going to jail. Plus, listeners write in about anosmia, flirting on vacation, and finding out you're dating your cousin. Follow Claire on Instagram: @seemycowski Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTube Follow Lukas...

This week we're joined by the wonderful Olivia Scenna, co-host of Jimmy Buffet Presents! Listen in as Lukas, Gabby, and Olivia talk about everything from handling grief and protecting communities at comedy events to whether or not Nancy Pelosi is fun enough to be Italian and Shane Dawson getting cancelled. Follow Olivia on Instagram: @oliviascenna Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerka...

This week we're joined by Ryan Ciecwisz, co-host of Silly Goof Comedy! Ryan details his LinkedIn work history, tells us about his recent trip to the zoo, and we chat reality TV. Plus, our listeners dare to ask: is it weird to like wrestling? Can you write fan-fics about your classmates? Are you really engaged if you don't post it to Instagram? Listen in to find out! Follow Ryan on Instagram: @ryan...

This week, Two Nosy Meerkats is comin’ at you live from Stand Up New York’s podcast studio! Listen in as Gabby and Lukas chat mushroom trips, being psychic, and more. Plus, listener submissions cover everything from writer’s block to lifting up the furry community. Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTube Follow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhere F...

It’s a Meerkats instant classic with the hilarious, sumptuous and tall Art Cai! Art remembers when Gabby began 9/11. A listener has a crush on their stepmom. And subscribe to our Supercast to watch the meerkats CONFRONT Art about his (real) love of Jerry Seinfeld. Follow Art on Instagram @fartcai Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTube Follow...

The meerkats welcome the one and only Jinkx Monsoon to the pod! She’s Mamma Morton in Chicago on Broadway, she’s the queen of the queens, she’s a gamer, witch, and absolute sensation. This interview was a blast, diving in with the state of trans rights today (could be better) and diverging into pugs, comedia d’el arte, Jinkx’s upcoming Everything At Stake tour, and how Gabby and Lukas are essentia...

The meerkats are joined by comedian, sketch producer, and writer Momo! We discuss the experience of immigrating both to the Sudan and back to the US (at last, someone Lukas can bond with about being Sudanese and actually tell him what it’s like since he’s never been lol), how boobs function as boomerangs, how both Lukas and Gabby watch too many dating shows, and what Momo’s weirdest date in NYC wa...

The wonderful Esther Fallick joins the meerkats to talk shop on her journey as a comedian and songwriter. These three get into how she works with her composers, spoofing musical theatre tropes, and perhaps most importantly, her “homage” to an iconic New York landmark. Listeners are really in a pickle this week with their closeted loves, and the meerkats love and support them!!! Time heals all woun...

The meerkats are joined this week by budding voice actor and sometimes comedian Martin Urbano. Martin isn’t like our other guests — he is from Texas. Digressions include the M&M store (again), vaccine “shakes,” Attack on Titans (and Jews), and development of Martin’s onstage character, the apology tour comedian. Listeners beg for new porn ideas AND threaten us with an unusual question about co...

The Meerkats bring on musical sensation Allie Lawrence to talk bullying younger siblings, cartoon women, standing up for yourself, and more…before their session is interrupted by the ghost of Lukas’s dad. Listeners bring in their romance woes and the gang admires their maturity. Some of you all are doing real communication at 13 — good for you and DON’T take any of the Meerkats’ advice! Follow All...

New Jersey’s greatest comedian Akshay Sampath joins the meerkats this week to talk creativity, music, comedic influences, dementia, and so so so much more. A new mother writes in with a HIGHLY targeted request and a high schooler begs her ex to stop writing fan fiction about her friend group. Follow Akshay on Instagram @akshaypsa and on Twitter also @akshaypsa Check out the podcast on Instagram: @...

The meerkats are BACK for another season and so is their returning guest, Sheria! Fibroids, white South Africans, karaoke, f*ckboy defenders, bisexuals….oh my. Listeners bring in some questionable theories on dinosaurs and Sheria and Gabby cry while Lukas looks on sympathetically. It’s great to be here, the meerkats have missed you! Follow Sheria on Instagram @sheriamattiscomedy and on Twitte...

The meerkats team up in a crossover dream episode with the creators of Worthless Clowns pod (coming soon to all platforms). Brittany and Ali dive into big necks, Irish pride, grief-clogging the toilet and so much more. Listeners get deep and these two gals judge them hard (with love). This was basically our Christmas episode — see you all in the new year with some BIG NEWS!    Follow Brittany on I...

CW: this episode contains a lot of very adult themes, including sexual violence, drug addiction, and mental health. Discretion advised — we love you all!   She’s back from the Zoom days!!! Comedian and love of our lives Espi joins the meerkats to open up about everything and everything — Requiem for a Dream, childhood obsession with fight club, making terrible first impressions, and so much more....

The meerkats bring on the S of SnD podcast, the man bringing back prank calls — Sean O’Connor! Sean divulges on writing a Hallmark movie, how no one in the year of our lord 2022 expects a prank call anymore, and details the west side story drama of windsurfing vs sailing. Listeners bring in conversations around olives, pickles, tattoos, and of course, furries, while self-perception corner will sho...

CW: this episode contains mentions of suicide.  The meerkats really dive into it with Ruth, going from a shared distaste for performing high school to an infamous fanfic starring her and the one and only Benedict Cumberbatch. Online school, copycat suicides, “holes,” falling in love with female friends, and more come up as Ruth reminisces on her life before killing it in the standup game today. Lu...

Well, here’s the episode you’ve been waiting for, even if you didn’t know it — Tessa Belle joins the meerkats today to talk about the Amish, kissing identical looking women, the joy of abundance, and so many more insane riffs that it’s hard to keep track. A listener wants their friend’s dead name, and self-perception corner reveals Gabby’s anti-blonde biases. Tessa is such a gem — you don’t want t...

The meerkats are joined by rising NYC comedian and LA hater, Molly Zalman. She takes us through her job surrounded by the hottest people, how to do the best impression of Gabby the world has ever seen, and each of the celebrities we find suspicious. Molly also graces our listeners with her takes on their pranks and on brita filters. You NEED to pay attention to this comedian - she's on the rise -...

The meerkats bring back one of their faves from the zoom days, the hilarious murderess Divya herself! Divya & her pals revisit their discussion on death itself as she recounts her spooky sorority days (unrelated). A listener leaves her boyfriend for his cousin, and another laments their lactose intolerant roommate. Also, RIP Aaron Carter. Man, time passes!!   Follow Divya on IG at @divya_undone  ...

Lukas and Gabby meet again and commiserate on Gabby’s newfound Karen-ism in the face of homophobia. A classic Lukas-Gabby convo, all they can remember from it is that they talked about queer straight icons. The rest is up to you to hear. Listeners submissions include an absolutely insane unvetted story about Main Menu music and a traumatic high school evacuation.   TikTok: @lukastarnold   Instagra...