Two Ninjas and a Book

High on a mountain live 100 mighty dragons all named Broccoli. When a tremendous wind blows half the dragons away, ten others sail off to become professional surfers in Hawaii. The oldest and youngest dragons take a train to New York City to start their own heavy metal band. And a mysterious wizard turns four more into a unicorn, a werewolf, a zombie, and a tiny pink poodle. Now how many dragons a...

A hilarious and irreverent toilet training book from a popular Aussie author that will have pre-schoolers giggling all the way to the poo – and the zoo! We’ve all got one because we all do one. Every day. Somedays twice a day. Somedays more. Everyone has a poo face! Whether it’s a dog or cat, a lion, an elephant, wombat, fish, giraffe or frog, they’ve all got a poo face – even you! From this best-...

The crayons are getting ready to go back to school and each crayon has a subject they’re looking forward to the most. They’re also ready to meet new friends and let loose during their very favourite time of day . . . art class. A hilarious back-to-school story featuring everyone’s favourite school supplies! ⁠ Support the show⁠ Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults a...

Are you ready? It'll be fun! You'll make new friends. New BFFs! You might have to be a bit brave ... It's the first day of school, but who is the most nervous about the big day? ⁠ Support the show⁠ Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!! If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at thetwoninjaschannel@gmail.com. If you would lik...

Preparations are underway for a school fun run, and everyone's a bit on edge! What if I'm not as fast and fit as everyone else? What if people laugh at or tease me? This book explores scenarios that all young readers will relate to - things that seem impossibly hard, need practice or simply require a big effort. With hilarious illustrations by Heath McKenzie, this book teaches the valuable...

Join Little J, Big Cuz and their friends for all kinds of adventures as they discover culture, community and country! School picnic day is nearly here! Little J, Big Cuz and all their friends can't wait for a day of desert fun. Will Little J’s shiny tin roller win the big race? Ready, set, GO!   ·       Based on the Logie Award-winning animated children's series that features Miranda Tapse...

Based on the hit ABC KIDS TV show! Unicorse is the most annoying unicorn in the world, but can Bluey make him behave? Support the show Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!! If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at thetwoninjaschannel@gmail.com. If you would like to support the show click on the link below: https://www.paypal.com/donat...

Based on the hit ABC KIDS TV show! It’s Christmas Day and it’s the perfect weather for a family swim! Bartlebee is Bluey's new toy – how will he cope with his first Heeler Christmas? Support the show Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!! If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at thetwoninjaschannel@gmail.com. If you would like to s...

Who said bedtime was hard? Dad’s got bedtime sorted! Lenny and the twins have a bath without water spilling over, brush their teeth without toothpaste spraying onto the mirror, and go to sleep straight after their story. Perfect! Dad can finally settle down to his dinner. But then - My pyjamas don’t match! I’m too cold! I’m too hot! The window is making funny noises! I’m not tired! From one of Aus...

Hold onto your pastry - Greg is going on another whirlwind festive caper! This Christmas, Greg the Sausage Roll is back and this time he's swept up in an even bigger festive rollercoaster that takes him all the way to the North Pole. Get ready to meet some brand-new friends and family - Greg is a sausage roll on a mission to make this year the best Christmas EVER! Developed and written by the...

Howl with laughter with Little Monsters, the monstrously funny picture book from David Walliams and Adam Stower! Howler is a little werewolf with a big problem...he is just not scary! And that makes him the odd one out at Monster School. But when Howler finds some new friends, he discovers that being the odd one out might just make him the coolest one of all… Children will howl with laughter in re...

You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here’s how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . . BLORK. Or BLUURF. Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY. Cleverly...

Bluey colours Bingo to be more like her, but does Dad want double Bingos instead? A gorgeous board book for kids of all ages. Support the show Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!! If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at thetwoninjaschannel@gmail.com. If you would like to support the show click on the link below: https://www.paypal.c...

Where's all the garbage and delightful bin juice? This trash can is empty, I feel like a goose! That dirty truck is stealing my food! It's simply not on. How terribly rude! Ibis has a grand plan to take back her trash! But look out, she's got some very hungry competition .. Support the show Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!! If you would...

Can Bluey and Bingo get Daddy Robot to tidy up the playroom? Bluey is an award-winning preschool show about Bluey, a blue heeler pup, and her family. Support the show Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!! Want us to read a book you love - send us a message through our Instagram page: The Two Ninjas (@thetwo_ninjas) | Instagram Buy Bluey -Daddy Robot for yo...

Based on the hit ABC KIDS TV show! What will Bluey find when she explores the creek? A gorgeous board book for kids of all ages. Bluey is an award-winning preschool show about Bluey, a blue heeler pup, and her family. Support the show Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!! Want us to read a book you love - send us a message through our Instagram page: The T...

Based on the hit ABC KIDS TV show! Bluey and Bingo head to the pool with Dad. What could go wrong? A gorgeous board book for kids of all ages. Bluey is an award-winning preschool show about Bluey, a blue heeler pup, and her family. Airing on ABC KIDS, the show has amassed legions of dedicated fans and hugely popular ranges of books, toys, clothes, games and more. Support the show Welcome to two Ni...

"In a little tin boat on the ocean afloat, the bear likes to fish for his tea. With a mighty big flick the hook from his stick goes SPLASH in the blue of the sea." When Bear goes fishing for his tea, he gets a little more than he bargained for. From a small tuna fish to a squid that tastes delish and a whale as big as plane. Follow bear as his belly gets bigger and bigger and bigger unti...

Follow Mum as she spends the day with her kids, and laugh along with all the hilarious things they say and do! Dave Hughes and Holly Ife have written a clever follow up to How Not to Annoy Dad with the perfect guide for HOW NOT TO ANNOY MUMS EVERYWHERE! (Definitely, maybe, not entirely based on real life...) Support the show Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults all...

Based on the hit ABC KIDS TV show! On a family trip to Hammerbarn, will Bluey and Bingo find everything they’ve ever wanted? A gorgeous board book for kids of all ages. Bluey is an award-winning preschool show about Bluey, a blue heeler pup, and her family. Airing on ABC KIDS, the show has amassed legions of dedicated fans and hugely popular ranges of books, toys, clothes, games and more. Support...

Straight from the prehistoric era comes an ex-STINK-tion story like no other! Life's hard when there's only one toilet and all the dinos need to go! There's a dumping pterodactyl, a plopping stegosaurus and a T. rex who can't reach to wipe ...But when it's finally Mike's turn, could one tiny bowel movement end in disaster? Support the show Welcome to two Ninjas and a...

Based on the hit ABC KIDS TV show! Bluey and her family are playing Swim School! Can they learn to swim without dobbing? A gorgeous board book for kids of all ages. Bluey has been a phenomenal success since airing on ABC KIDS in October 2018, amassing legions of dedicated fans and hugely popular ranges of books, toys, clothes, games and more. It holds the coveted position of being the most watched...

For brave hunters and bear-lovers, the classic chant-aloud by Michael Rosen and Helen Oxenbury. Follow and join in the family's excitement as they wade through the grass, splash through the river and squelch through the mud in search of a bear. What a surprise awaits them in the cave on the other side of the dark forest! Support the show Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for...

Ruby loves being Ruby. Until, one day, she finds a worry. At first it's not such a big worry, and that's all right, but then it starts to grow. It gets bigger and bigger every day and it makes Ruby sad. How can Ruby get rid of it and feel like herself again? A perceptive and poignant story that is a must-have for all children's bookshelves. Support the show Welcome to two Ninjas and...

Andy and Terry's 13-storey treehouse is the most amazing treehouse in the world! It's got a bowling alley, a see-through swimming pool, a tank full of man-eating sharks, a giant catapult, a secret underground laboratory and a marshmallow machine that follows you around and shoots marshmallows into your mouth whenever you're hungry. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up! Support...