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Unlike Darwin's theories, Núñez might be evolving backwards. Brentford go sicko mode, City stumble, Arsenal cruise, and it's the return of Speed Tiers.

The World Cup is done. Get over it. Time to move on to bigger and better things. Trust us, it's for the better. Ethan breaks down some winners and losers from the last month of international competition as we gear up for MW17.

What. A. Game. We break down the two semifinals and the greatest World Cup final in history that saw Messi capture the trophy that eluded him as well as some unmissable moments amidst Argentina's celebrations.

This is one doozy of a podcast so buckle up. We breakdown MW3, the Ro16, and the quarterfinals to gear you up for an inevitable Croatia-Morocco World Cup Final thriller.

Boy oh boy we got a lot to talk about. Argentina lose at 5 in the morning, England win 0-0 against USA, Japan beat Germany then lose to Costa Rica, and Belgium get a mickey mouse win over Canada.

The World's Game is finally upon us and Ethan and Brayden are here to spoil the entire thing for you. Do NOT listen to this podcast if you enjoy being surprised by football match outcomes.

Two-goal wonder? New cult hero? You decide. All we know is that Crysencio Summerville is single handedly saving Jesse Marsch's job. Unai spanks United in return, Arsenal swipe the derby, Liverpool win(!), and Newcastle stay hot.

This is one Potter that can't break a curse (idk I've never seen the movies). Marsch pulls out a miracle win at Anfield, the Almiron train keeps rolling, Spurs rescue all 3 points at the death, and KDB is good at football.

If we learned anything this week it's to never take Nottingham Forest (A) for granted. We talk about all 20 teams for 90 seconds each because we know you all have short attention spans. Arsenal drop points, Spurs lose at home, Liverpool do an oopsies, and United impress.

Liverpool shock City at Anfield, Arsenal survive at Elland Road, and it's the return of Ethan vs Twitter: Ballon D'or Edition.

Damn we missed a LOT. Trossard storms Anfield, Haaland isn't human, Arsenal prove themselves again, Leicester win a football match(!), and Liverpool sit in 10th.

Harry Kane had less non-penalty goals than Vikkstar123 this week. We use this dark, empty, lifeless international break to adjust some of our preseason Premier League predictions.

There's more to life than scoring goals, buddy. Go volunteer or something. Arsenal stay top and Leicester continue to tank for the #1 draft pick. Plus, we break down our all-time Royal XIs.

VAR is throwing hands and they're rated E for Everyone. Plus United sink Arsenal, West Ham can't catch a break, and Brayden eulogizes Scott Parker.

Arsenal stay perfect, Haaland Szn is in full swing, Saint-Maximin is straight unguardable, and Liverpool put together a performance unsafe for underage viewership.

Don't blame us, blame Edouard Mendy. United wake up and City rescue a point at St. James' Park.

Tuchel and Conte act tough, United go belly up in West London, Darwin Nunez sees red, and Nick Pope

And we're off. 1 matchweek down, 37 more to go. Groß sinks United, Mitrovic dunks on Trent, Sterling gets his back blown out by Mina, and Brayden gets very defensive about his Haaland prediction.

WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST IF YOU DON'T WANT THE PREMIER LEAGUE TO BE SPOILED FOR YOU. Brayden and Ethan provide a full 88 minute breakdown of exactly how the Premier League will finish in May, along with who will win all the end of year awards.

Ethan and Brayden compete to see who can be the worst at FPL this season. The rules are simple: Must use at least £80 on the 11 players, lowest total points at the end of the season wins.

Grab your hotdogs and your Bud Lights, TMW dives into all things USMNT on the Fourth of July Special! Brayden and Ethan take American citizenships tests and build their all-time Presidential XIs.

The complete field is finally set, and TMW is here to give you a little nibble as to what you should expect come November. Brayden and Ethan also break down the cinematically revolutionary new documentary, "The Pogmentary", and give you the do's and try-not-to-do's for Qatari travel.

The Premier League school year has come to a close and it's time to discuss how some of our highest achieving teachers and students have performed this year. Brayden and Ethan drink Capri-Suns and try to spell Jakub Blaszczykowski in the TMW Inaugural Spelling Bee. Plus, the inside scoop on all the Pique and Shakira playground drama.

Perisic or Kulusevski? James Ward-Prowse to Qatar? Shinier bald head: Pep or Ten Hag? Hear the definitive answers to all these menial questions and more on the TMW inaugural podcast! Plus, Brayden and Ethan break down their all-time food brand mascot XI's.