Two Judgey Girls

Who doesn't love Dancing with the Stars?! Each week we are giddy to watch the performances. We don't want anybody to go! So much so that Mary is actually going to vote next week! We end the pod today talking about what a great sport Angie was on Wife Swap. She embraced the swap and really shined! Can the other housewives do the same for their episodes? Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagra...

Welcome to Part 2 of our RHOSLC recap! The ladies continue their take down of Lisa Barlow as Heather subs in for Angie to both tell Lisa she is wrong as well as try to bring Meredith over to their side. Mary and Angie make up, but not before addressing Mary's farts. Britani's daughter lets her have it and while we hope they can reconcile, we need to get rid of that Dragon Slayer. Bronwyn subjects...

Welcome to Part 1 of our RHOSLC recap! The ladies continue their take down of Lisa Barlow as Heather subs in for Angie to both tell Lisa she is wrong as well as try to bring Meredith over to their side. Mary and Angie make up, but not before addressing Mary's farts. Britani's daughter lets her have it and while we hope they can reconcile, we need to get rid of that Dragon Slayer. Bronwyn subjects...

We say adios to this season of RHOM with the final part of the Season 7 reunion. This one felt like it could have been an email as we wrapped up everything. We were proud of Lisa for standing up for herself, she really did shine! Did Julia have her best AND worst season??? Is Marysol setting things up from behind the scenes? But the real question that will haunt us until we know... WHO IS THE HAIT...

Happy Monday! We spend the first bit on weekends, gardening horror stories and Special Forces. We then jump into this week's episode of RHOP. Is Keiarna a nepo baby mob boss? Did Angel learn in real time that she needs to play the Housewives game? Is Gizelle taking a back seat this season since she now doesn't have to make anything up anymore? Would you rather be first, better or best? Come judge...

Shannon hosts a non-bridal shower for Jenn but are there ulterior motives? The cast heads to Amsterdam as they decorate weiners and eat space cakes, but not before Shannon basically loses a toe. Is Shannon a See You Next Tuesday or is she just high? Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls TikTok: @marytwojudgeygirls & @courtneytjg Facebook: www.facebook.co...

It was Dedication Night on Dancing with the Stars and one of us was moved to tears and the other felt nothing... Are the judges unfairly scoring the contestants? What were the requirements for the third person wrt how long they needed to be featured? If you vote for every contestant does it equate to voting for nobody? We also chat about the Bravo breakups, the latest (but not greatest) for Wendy...

(Part 2) An episode so good, we needed two parts! What is your favorite soup? Were the women all sloshed by the end of the episode? Angie and Brownwyn were definitely feeling it. Is insulting someone's face too low? What side is Heather really on? Mary really showed herself as a leader this episode! WHY IS THIS CAST PERFECT?! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgey...

(Part 1) This RHOSLC episode had so much going on, we had to break it in to two parts! The crazy thing is that we never left this location! Missed opportunity for Whitney to channel "Little Girl" for her event. Angie and Lisa go at it and neither can seem to stop themselves. Who is Soup (Suit?) Man??? Is Terrance a hack? 12 Threads? Wind tunnel? We laughed and laughed all throughout. This cast des...

Has there ever been a better reunion than this RHOM season?! WHO IS THE HAITIAN MORTICIAN!? What kind of coffee machine did Julia buy for him? A cop too? Martina cried? Adriana delivers a broken heart? Like... we couldn't imagine the way this would play out in 100 years! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls TikTok: @marytwojudgeygirls & @courtneytjg Fac...

Here is Part 2 of our RHOP recap. Did Ashley ever break up with Josh? Is he still around? We are enjoying newbies Tia and Angel, but the real star is Cookie! We hope she films more and is not just The Karen Reporter. What is a chin check? And is K doing too much? The women meet up at good ole Tally Ho to celebrate (?) Karen and we just love the camp of Potomac. We also discuss the Southern Charm t...

Here is Part 1 of our Potomac recap which includes Wendy and Eddie's arrest. Never did we think The Osefo's would be at the center of an insurance fraud situation! We are SHOCKED! We also chat about the new episode of RHOP. The women continue to come after Stacey, but still she rises! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls TikTok: @marytwojudgeygirls & @c...

THIS IS A PSA: STOP MAKING US SIDE WITH TAMRA! Katie's anticipated return is really just a blip in this episode though it confirms that we don't believe she is lying. Did Tamra win the battle at Emily's fundraiser or was she running away scared? Maybe we should ask the dog psychic what she thinks... (and there is NOTHING wrong with owning a dog stroller!) Come judge with us! You can find us: Insta...

The cawfee is HITTING today! We have a blast talking about Disneyland, Love is Blind Season 9 and Dancing with the Stars. We are just absolutely loving DWTS so freaking much and can't stop smiling after every episode. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls TikTok: @marytwojudgeygirls & @courtneytjg Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast,...

We chat the latest episode of RHOSLC where the women seemingly make up at the end of Clarity Lunch, only for Angie and Lisa to go at it with Fresh Wolf. Is Angie a secret snake, going to Meredith to try to take Lisa down? Will Meredith take the bait? Who needs enemies when your mom is Muzzy or tbh, Britani... Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls TikTok: @ma...

We are back with Part 2 where we catch up on all the happenings including our weekends, breaking down all things Taylor Swift and "The Life of a Showgirl" plus the newest episode of "Special Forces" to name a few. We're having our coffee, we're chatting about it all and we may be pleading for someone else to unblock us. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls...

Join us for the first episode of today as we break down Part 1 of the RHOM reunion. Julia and Adriana?! What do we believe? While we are on Team Guerdy, we're not sure if she did anything to help her case but what we do know is that Julia is the problem. We were glad to find out that Alexia has blocked Todd and is onto the next! We also chat the latest in VPR/Valley news because there is always so...

Welcome back, RHOP! What a fun premiere this was! Opening with Karen leaving prison!? Angel and Tia seem like promising new housewives who can pick up Karen's slack and we are excited to see them in action! Is Keiarna coming in too hot with her being snubbed by Wendy? Is Stacey a liar? Does it matter? She still rises! But after Ashley blooms again, she'll be on the case! Come judge with us! You ca...

We find out some BREAKING NEWS mid-pod about an OC housewife and what a doozy it is! Is Tamra to be trusted? Would Gretchen really prefer to wash her feet over attending Spring Fling Cake Decorating? Can Heather actually be funny and the women are jealous? Or is she a very serious actress? Why did Jenn follow Jeff Timmons and did she really think he'd DM her to share the affair? Come judge with us...

Jurors, we need your help! What should we call our "catch up" episodes? We value your input so let us know your thoughts! We break down the BravoCon lineup, with what panels are being featured and what Bravolebs will be on-site. We chat some pop culture news, including Nicole & Keith break up, looking forward to The Life of a Showgirl, Lala and Ocean and so much more! We also discuss this week...

Lisa Barlow will win the war! Can she win every battle? Well, it depends on who you ask, but we know she'll rise to the top. This episode was really 2-in-1 as we spent the first half gaining more insight into Bronwyn (bobs for all!) and Angie's families and then the second with fighting at the Clarity luncheon. DISMISSED! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirl...

Did this feel like a season finale to any of you? There were so many events! Would you have rather attended Marysol's or Alexia's event? What was Julia's event even for? And then a Shoma event without Masoud?! Adriana has a few battles: against Julia, against Kiki, against Marysol (who exposes wretched!) and loving her dog. It was hard to keep everything straight... Come judge with us! Hosted on A...

Happy Monday everyone! We chat about our weekends, shows we are watching including Special Forces, Black Rabbit and Love Thy Nader. Bad Bunny announced for the Super Bowl (obvi because the Chiefs are doing bad and Taylor didn't want to upstage Travis...), a Laguna Beach reunion, Selena Gomez getting married and more! We also chat what is the latest with The Valley filming and who Scheana is starti...

We break down the latest episode of RHOC. Has Gretchen done the impossible and made us side with Tamra?! Did Tamra actually hook up with Jeff Timmons? Does Slade need a job? Does Eddie have any idea what is going on this season? At this point, can we utilize statute of limitations for this drama that happened OVER A DECADE AGO!? Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojud...

We pick back up with Part 2 today where we focus on this week's episode of RHOSLC. Do we side with Baby G over Bronwyn but Bronwyn over Heather? Or did Bronwyn stay calm enough to fluster Lisa? We appreciated the motherhood discussion around the campfire (even though maybe Heather didn't) and seeing Mary and Robert Jr share more. But what we didn't appreciate was zero closure on Molly Sorenson! Co...