Two Itchy Boys

Ah, there you are. I didn't see you there, I was just so buried in my book. I'm quite the reader you know: books, articles, crossword puzzles, billboards, the backs of shampoo bottles, my own headstone in the dark visions gifted to me by the old shawled woman with the glass eye. You know, just reading things. Sorry for the delay, Bob and I have a lot on our plate, but we've still got enough time f...

It was a herculean feat condensing this episode under an hour, but by gosh we sure did it! This week the itchiest boys on the block are joined by streamer, voice actor, and avid spit drinker Shemp to wave our freak flags for some home grown fan games! We take a gander at the loyal recreation Crash Bandicoot - Back In Time https://gembit.itch.io/crash-back-in-time , a spiritual surpasser Sonic Robo...

This ain't your mama's video game ( monstertruck sound ) THis video game is rock hard ( concrete building being destroyed sound ) YOU think you can HANDLE this? ( screaming hawk sound ) Well MAYBE you CAN! I don't know you. You should try it. I support you :)This week the boys tackle at full force the haunted drifting racer The Demon Of Sakura Pass https://brainos.itch.io/touge and try to summit t...

Two weeks late, but a whole year later, the boys are here to show what soothes the savage beast. some lil video games apparently. This week we strum a golden lil ditty to the tune of the sweet, earnest interactive album experience Evergreen Blues https://usdivad.itch.io/evergreen-blues and settle into the vibe filled rhythm game to chill/study to, Lo-Fi Room https://bearmask.itch.io/lofi-room . Tu...

Uncomfortable. Strange. Distressing. All words that could be used to describe Bobby and Hunter's presence at the function. This makes the boys perfect candidates to discuss the games up on the docket today. Puzzle at the intent of the brand new, unexpected ABSCESS https://digitalgodtower.itch.io/abcess and endeavor to understand the inscrutable Sunken Heads https://horseheadinteractive.itch.io/sun...

If you could stare into the abyss, would you blink? When you peer into infinity, do you see a reflection or something entirely unrecognizable? When the yawning maw of oblivion faces you with it's eternal answers to your feeble questions, what then have you to live for?... Idunno man, but we got some lil games here for you if you need a break :)This episode we go for the high score in the side scro...

Go on, take a seat. The fire is warm, the popcorn is popped, the air is thick with the stink of french onion dip and unshowered nerds. That's right: it's game night tonight and there's no night like it! Break out the cards and roll for some bards, cause we're getting into physical games tonight! HUZZAH!This week we bring to the literal table the solo journaling vampiric entropy simulator Thousand...

Do you have what it takes to tackle the brain teasers and mind ticklers we have in store for you? Strap on your thinking caps and strap into this special edition of Two Itchy Boys: Itchy Together! Pontificate thoroughly over the short and sweet cat-centric point-and-click Six Cats Under https://teambeanloop.itch.io/six-cats-under and the long alluded Lynchian murder orchestrator Rusty Lake Hotel h...

19? But... but where's episode 18? What happened to the fabled episode 18? Where are my gardening games? Have they gone the way of Windows 9 or the missing link? Shrouded in mystery, the boys won't say. One thing can be said for certain though: These boys came to shoot freaks and talk about games, and baby these boys are scared of confrontation... so yea they'll just do the latter. Cover our six a...

Come one, come all, to witness the impossible! Come see the eighth wonder of the world, a true spectacle to be marveled at! Step right up, dare to believe, and behold: SOME GOOD RPG MAKER GAMES! TW: depression and brief allusions to suicide. Full disclosure, we cover some pretty intense games in this one, so if that isn't for you no hard feelings (although they are some very good games.) Take a se...

Spiders? Easy. Ghosts? Forget about em. Getting lost? please hold me, I'm quite frightened. The open ocean? Jesus Christ you better not I swear I will do something drastic here and now. That's right this episode is all about exploring Bobby and Hunter's biggest fears! OoOoOoOoh! This week we abandon all hope and get lost in the hellish, desolate realm of Vergilius https://akuma-kira.itch.io/vergil...

The wait is over! Rejoice for it has arrived! Finally, the promised land! The episode foretold by the oracles! Once and for all! We can stop talking about this sick jam! We finally tackle the A Game By Its Cover jam and we bring a whole lot to the table, like the dank, exploratory Mushroom Labyrinth https://squidlygames.itch.io/mushroom-labyrinth , the contemplative and thoughtful Breathe https://...

I really wanted to do a fun Matrix red-pill-blue-pill bit in the description, but I feel like the term red pill has kinda been ruined by internet doofuses... Or is this all just another simulation? WoOoOoOoW!!! Anyway, this week we forge from code for your brain's pleasure centers the bespoke friend-in-a-box Buddy Simulator 1984 https://notasailorstudios.itch.io/buddy-simulator-1984 and the virtua...

This right here is our heartfelt apology video to you, our dearest confidant, the nameless listener. We are very sorry for lying directly to your face, and will probably do it again, but that's what keeps us in the lovable scamp category :) :) :) This week we offer, as condolences for our transgression, the grand slam of a romance sequel Butterfly Soup 2 https://brianna-lei.itch.io/butterfly-soup-...

This one's for the Boyz™ and all the lil freaks they bring to Boyz™ Night. Grab your gamer fuel and pop open a bag of cheese filth for a sweaty, sticky, swearing, stank filled night in a room with nothing but prime gamer Boyz™. This week we bring to the table the party pleasing dong-em-up Hammer Dongers https://cravecraw.itch.io/hammer-dongers and the physics focused sword siege TORB https://jason...

A spooky chill lingers in the air as goblins and ghouls bring their ugly mugs to darken your door in hopes of treats. Good thing for you, we've got some ugly lil games that those guys'll eat right up! This week we dare look into the eyes of the hostile weirdcore game Be Not Afraid A.K.A. Seraphim Horror Show https://slitherpunk.itch.io/be-not-afraid and the many existentially dreadful and evocativ...

Read em and weep, boys, It looks like I've got the winning hand. That hand being filled to the brim with just a boat load of card games on this new episode of Two Itchy Boys! This week our pokerfaced pals lay down the antagonizing and alarming supernatural game of war Face Down https://prsas.itch.io/face-down as well as the simple but strategic vampire gambling game High Stakes https://krystman.it...

Bleh! Welcome to our itchy castle, weary travelers. Please stay here tonight, out of the rain, we insist. We have plenty of spooktacular video games for you to peruse, and later perhaps we could have... A BITE! This week our ghoulish hosts bring to you from beyond the grave the evocatively sophomoric interactive fiction Saints And Sinners https://linwritesif.itch.io/sinnersandsaints and the hard b...

Steel thy sword, traveler, as the dungeon awaits!... Dungeon is a weird word. it has "Dung" in it. Do you think that was on purpose?... ADVENTURE BECKONS WITHIN THE ACURSED TOMB OF THE DUNGEON! This week we bring to the table a strangely familiar but all new demo for Fiend's Isle https://iwilliams.itch.io/fiends-isle-demo and the complexly simple dungeon crawler Backpack Hero https://thejaspel.itc...

Space, the 7th episode frontier. Behold; the vast, unloving expanse gapes back in ways no gape has ever gaped before. This week we bring to the table the fun and funky space explorer Helionaut https://sokpop.itch.io/helionaut and the existentially dismal/delight Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor https://tinybuild.itch.io/diaries-of-a-spaceport-janitor Our theme music is Busy, Busy by Twinkle Park htt...

This one's for the big timers, the show stoppers, the absolute classics. Break out your textbooks and turn to page 69 for a radical exploration of itch.io's required reading list! This week we bring to the table the existentially horrifying and amusing Fatum Betula https://bryce-bucher.itch.io/fatum-betula and the coming of age, coming out, coming in to home-plate gay baseball visual novel Butterf...

You wanted them, and here they are: Snakes! Your favorite Licensed snake wranglers Hunter and Bobby are here to help with this game infestation you have here. This week we bring to the table the simply addictive Slitherin' https://ivankaryakin.itch.io/slitherin and the classic made captivating Snake Snake Snake https://sheepolution.itch.io/snake-snake-snake Our theme music is Busy, Busy by Twinkle...

We killed all of the snakes we planned to show you, and from their grizzled corpses sprung wholesomeness eternal with our scattered coverage of The 2022 Wholesome Direct: a videogame showcase for exactly our kind of games. Stay safe out there buds. The Wholesome Games site has information on all games included - https://wholesomegames.com/ The Galaxy Fund is a project providing funding for small B...

Detective Bobby and Private Eye Hunter take a ride downtown with these investigative entertainments. This week we bring to the table the ever so evocative Clam Man https://marafrass.itch.io/clam-man and the creatively classic Detective Case and Clown Bot in Murder In The Hotel Lisbon https://nerdmonkeys.itch.io/detective-case-and-clown-bot-in-murder-in-the-hotel-lisbon Our theme music is Busy, Bus...

We lay ourselves at the alter of Fishing Games and are found deeply wanting. This week we bring to the table the slightly spooky platonic ideal fishing game Mysteries Under Lake Ophelia https://bryce-bucher.itch.io/mysteries-under-lake-ophelia and the spookier retro-inspired fishing game Fishing Vacation https://teebowah-games.itch.io/fishing-vacation Our theme music is Busy, Busy by Twinkle Park...