Two Idiot Girls

omg hi friends! for this week our super cutie idiot friends chose the topic and they decided on college horror stories! in this episode we talked about when your professor is in love with your dad, that time Deison woke up to a 40 year old referee in her college house, and how Drew lied about wearing her moped helmet LMAO JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLL...

hi friends!! this week we concluded our funny concert stories series and this one was like....a LOT idk?? in this episode we talked about the excitement in seeing boygenius for the first time, shaving your body for your One Direction concert, and our current vague opinions about a show we told y'all to watch last year and how obsessed we currently are!! JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/two...

hi bean freaks! please enjoy this quick lil snippet of a super cutie episode we did with our beautiful amazing Mom! in this episode we talked about how deison was the most perfect baby that’s ever existed, how drew was the angriest baby in the world, and how she was able to raise us individually and into being each other’s best friends in the world! IF you want to hear the rest of this episode (be...

hi besties! as of right now our membership on patreon is LIVE for all of you bean freaks!! we'll be uploading bts content, bonus videos, special episodes with more members of the Afualo cinematic universe, and so much more!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! because we just lived through one of the historic Eras concerts and it's literally all we can think of, we decided to ask y'al...

hi besties!! this week we concluded our series on random childhood crushes and I can't believe we felt just as gagged as last week? in this episode we talked about how Tess from "Camp Rock" was THEE mean girl, our favorite Taylor Swift & Beyonce albums, and how one of you believes "Every girl has dated a guy that resembles Otis from "Back at the Barnyard"??? EVERY girl???? idk about that one W...

besties i wanted to let you know that the audio Gods were truly against us in this episode that we ended up filming three times?? LOL so the audio is a little funky in this but nevertheless overall HILARIOUS AND COMEDIC if i do say so myself 🫡 hiiii friends! this week we continued to giggle and cackle over y'all's random childhood crushes and I'm not gonna lie, we were left speechless more than o...

Omg besties! This week we had one of our best friends Brittany Broski on the pod and I think we were supposed to talk about y’all’s random childhood crushes but instead we talked about our crushes (and by that we mean Deison and Brittany’s lmao) and ended up just having the zoomies for over an hour :P in this episode we talked about Brittany’s current white boy of the month, how Drew would come ho...

hi besties!! this week we concluded our beige flag series and I will not lie, the zoomies really overtook us in this one LMAO in this episode we talked about when your boyfriend can only watch TikToks with their volume turned all the way up, referring to your forehead as "fronthead," and why we believe that Shrek is hot both in ogre form AND human form IDCCCCCCC We’re in the works of launching a m...

hi besties! this week we continued our beige flag series and there were quite a few discrepencies on what is a beige flag vs. a red flag LOL in this episode we talked about writing fanfiction in a secret code, when your husband pretends he can't fit in the doorway after the gym, and even more about our love for the absolute treasure that is "The Great British Baking Show." (Noel PLEASE come on our...

hi besties!!! this week one of you suggested we dedicate an entire episode to beige flags SO HERE IT IS!! in this episode we talked about setting a 7 hour timer instead of an alarm, sharking the parking lot, and how a fan offered to buy Drew any drink of her choice and she immediately settled on a nice crispy diet coke???  Our Sponsor for this week is: - Babbel: Right now, get up to 55% off your s...

Hi friendssss! This week we did a part 2 of funny sibling stories and we honestly wish we could do 10000 more episodes on these LMAO in this episode we talked about you & your sisters hitting each other with spoons when your parents are away, missing out on the Jonas Brothers 3D movie & acoustic set, and the origin of Donnie Dumps’ name! Twas a good one for sure LOL See Privacy Policy at h...

hi besties!! this week we had our most requested guest from the Afualo Cinematic Universe - the one and onlyyy Donnie Dumps!!! to go with all of super silly hilarious sibling stories, we had y'all send yours in and lemme tell u, we were giggling and cackling :D in this episode we talked about lying to your siblings because it's funny, calling your Dad's office phone to tattle on your brother not d...

hellooo friends! this week we're back from a much needed family vacation and were inspired to have y'all send in your own personal funny family vacation stories! in this episode we talk about awkwardly meeting Chip & Dale at breakfast, people assuming you & your gf are a mother & daughter on vacation, and getting in trouble so your family goes on vacation without you???? Our Sponsors f...

hiiii friendssss! we're back with the ending of our short lil advice check in with y'all and it is full to brim with nonsense and so much help! lol in this episode we talked about managing homesickness in your first years at college, can 20 year olds have a comeback glow up moment?!, and why shopping for clothes is a neverending nightmare for us! Our Sponsor for this week is: - ZocDoc: Go to zocdo...

hellooo friends!! this week we continued to answer more of y'all's advice questions and we had ALL the answers :P in this episode we talked about how to get over your ugly mean situationships, cultivating a relationship with your sibling's S.O., and some new personal icks we've developed for men specifically :)  FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo S...

hi friends!! this week we asked y'all if you needed advice annnnd like 350 of you said UM YEAH KINDAAAAA??? in this episode we talked about entering/exiting situationships, are period poops worse than diarrhea, and tips on how we've found ourselves/are still finding ourselves :D Our Sponsors for this week are: - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirls and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find...

hi friendsss!! this week we completed the end of our AITA saga! in this episode we talked about applying to our ex-situationship's job, our ethics on whether or not ghosting people is good, and even more famous white men that Drew can't tell the difference between :) it was a mess, per usual lol Our Sponsors for this week are: - Julie: Julie is an FDA-approved, morning after pill that helps stop p...

hi friends!! this week we dove into more of y'all's personal "Am I the Asshole" scenarios and literally only like 2 of you are actually assholes LOL in this episode we talked about keeping lipsticks your cheating ex had delivered to your house, how to maintain boundaries with a friend who crossed you, and how Deison has mastered ending a conversation with someone you don't want to talk to anymore!...

hi besties! this week we had the absolute pleasure of going through all of your personal "Am I the Asshole" scenarios with none other than the amazing talented and beautiful Morgan Absher from Two Hot Takes!! in this episode we talked about hiding olive oil from your roommates, when your best friend admits they have a crush on your boyfriend, and is it ok to lie to your kids about how the ice crea...

hellooo friendsss! this week we decided to copy the 2022 versions of us and do a quick cute lil recap for y'all on our experience at Coachella Weekend One this year! in this episode we talked about visiting Drew's spicy pizza pie place of worship, Deison running into her crush???, and our running bits for that weekend lmao Our Sponsors for this week are: - Babbel: Right now, get up to 55% off your...

hi besties!! this week we continued our embarrassing prom and dance stories and it honestly got even weirder this time?? in this episode we talked about more stories from Drew's senior prom, when your teacher gets drunk for the first time at prom and takes her dress off, and when Deison got to do donuts in a school bus on her way home from senior night??? idk mannnn Our Sponsor for this week is: -...

hiii bestiessss!! :)) because of Prom season we wanted to giggle with y'all over your embarrassing cringey Prom and High School dance stories! in this episode we talked about being ditched by your date, getting swerved when going in for a kiss & stabbing your boob on his boutonniere, and even more details about our personal horrific prom experiencesssss lol Our Sponsors for this week are:  - B...

hiii friends! this week we decided to do one more part for our embarrassing things we all did as fangirls and we learned we all have even MORE in common with y'all like why???? lol in this episode we talked about believing you'd lose your virginity to the Janoskians, treasuring Hannah Montana pj pants your cousins gave you almost 20 years ago, and participating in a birthday collab video for Liam...

Hiiiiii friends! This week we continued to read the wild embarrassing things y’all did when you were fangirls and let’s just sayyyy we were really looking forward to maybe CRACKING UP in this one :P in this episode we talked about pretending to date Josh Hutcherson, always having a little note folded up in our pockets filled with fun facts about My Chemical Romance, and using your dad’s work phone...

hi cutiessss! after 2 back to back Jonas Brothers concerts we were inspired to ask y'all to share your embarrassing fangirl moments and y'all DELIVERED?! PER USUAL. in this episode we talked about writing personalized 1D smut imagines for our besties in class, sending BooBoo Stewart a 9 page letter describing your undying love and current school gossip, and even more of our own embarrassing Jonas...