Two Horny Goats

“Was I always born with wings on my feet?” This week we’re continuing our LDR series with a solo episode from Roxy. Climb inside Roxy’s mind as she shares the complex layers of what home means to her. Having moved frequently as a child, a feeling of rootlessness plagued her childhood and adolescence. Later, her parents moved back to Taiwan after her high school graduation, leaving her unmoored yet...

What's it like nurturing and maintaining a romantic relationship from afar? This week we're continuing our LDR series with a solo episode from Priska. Priska and her husband, Abe, are spending the next year in different cities as he travels for work and she remains at home. She gives Goatees a front row seat into their relationship—the heartbreak, arguments, and loneliness faced—through audio diar...

We’re kicking off a series of solo episodes about Long Distance Relationships: for Priska it’s adjusting to Abe being on the road, for Roxy it’s wrestling with the concept of home when your family lives overseas. These solo episodes will come out in the next two weeks. Until then, enjoy this intro to the series! As always, we love hearing from you, if you have thoughts or questions, email us at he...

This week Roxy and Priska tackle a tricky topic: what can masculinity looks like in 2023. We talk about the things men are deprived of under the patriarchy, namely the permission to share and express their emotions, to be soft with each other, and so much more. We want to find a way to connect in deeper dialogue so we can learn how to be better allies for each other and work together to dismantle...

Kick back, put on your fave face mask, pop some bubbly, and join us for a Two Horny Goats Sleepover! In this episode, we play the game “We're Not Really Strangers” Friendship Edition, a game geared towards deepening existing relationships and creating new ones. We have such a blast (we literally exclaim “this is fun!” every 10 seconds) and we invite you to play along with a friend or partner! Shar...

This week Roxy & Priska chat about their inner voices: when they recall first hearing it and how it has affected their lives. They’re surprised to learn that they had polar opposite experiences in their youth — Roxy all but ignored her inner voice while Priska was ruled by an extremely critical one. Now in adulthood, they’re both learning to be led and nourished by a more compassionate, wise inner...

We’re kicking off the new year by… continuing the course. Instead of ripping things down to the studs in 2023, we’re keeping on the trajectory we’re on and taking time to appreciate the view at every stage of the climb. We’re sending you all love and a reminder to count your victories, no matter how small. (A note: This episode was recorded on 1/8, a few days prior to the mass shootings in Montere...

We missed you, our lovely Goatees! We'll be kicking off Season 4 of Two Horny Goats next Monday with an episode about what we're loving (and what we're struggling with) in our mid thirties. See you then, we can't wait! Until then, take a listen through our archive of episodes or drop us a "hello" at hello@twohornygoats.com. Stay horny!

We couldn't stay away from you for long, lovely Goatees! We miss you so much and here's a catch up episode just for you. This week Roxy shares about her time directing two episodes of The Haunted Museum in Toronto and Priska talks about tagging along on tour with singer/songwriter, Surrija. We also have a lovely voice note from our dear listener, Shelbee. Share your thoughts on the episode at hell...

It's our Season 3 FINALE! To celebrate the close of our third season, we invited all our Goatees to a special in-person, LIVE TAPING. Listen in as we breakdown the importance of bodily autonomy and how easy it is to unconsciously relinquish it. We also had some lovely Goatees hop on the mic to share their own experiences around bodily autonomy and radical self love. This is one you don't want to m...

We woke up on Friday morning absolutely gutted by the news that Roe v. Wade had been overturned by the Supreme Court. In this bonus episode, we reflect, commiserate, and share personal stories around how this decision affects us all in the US. Roxy shares an experience she's never spoken about publicly before. If you'd like to share your stories and thoughts around reproductive rights, we've creat...

We took a short break to process everything happening in our country. Hope you're all doing ok. In this episode we talk about the impact of constant gun violence, feeling the pendulum of progress swing back, and share about Priska's experience with COVID. A reminder: Our live podcast recording is this Thursday, June 9th in Echo Park, CA. To learn more & RSVP, head to twohornygoats.com. We hope to...

Hi Goatees! To celebrate the end of Season 3, we're inviting you to a Two Horny Goats IRL Meetup! We'll be doing a live recording of our finale episode AND we’ll all go for a drink afterwards! Join us June 9th from 5-7 PM at Hey Hey Cafe in Echo Park! (PSST...first 15 peeps to arrive will get a FREE boba so you get there early! RSVP so we can prep ourselves to behold your beauty: https://www.event...

Happy Mother's Day! Roxy and Priska had their mom's share what motherhood means to them and they understood the assignment. Hope you enjoy this special BONUS EPISODE! (Note: We know this can be a triggering day for many people so please take care while listening. We love you all.) Please visit twohornygoats.com for a resource list on Roe v. Wade.

In another 2HG solo episode, Priska recounts her experiences with Sex Education growing up in the church. She shares incredibly honestly about not being informed of the mechanics of sex during SexEd, feeling that her on body was a minefield for sin, what it took to reclaim her sexuality, and, ultimately, finding joy within herself as a sexual being. If you have experienced similar discourse around...

It’s time for some 1 on 1 time with Plant Daddy Roxy. It’s our first solo Two Horny Goats episode! We thought we’d switch it up so you can get to know us a little better; each solo episode reveals what preoccupies us and shows off a bit of our personalities. In this episode, Roxy shares her innermost thoughts, struggles, and insights about living an unconventional life. As a single, queer, career-...

Marriage is no cake walk. In what may be our most intimate episode to date, Roxy interviews Priska and her husband, Abe, about their marriage. They share candid details about falling in love, accepting each other at their worst, managing finances together, facing difficult seasons, and appreciating the beauty that emerges after fighting through tough times. This is one you don't want to miss. Have...

This week Roxy & Priska talk about some notable “shit-aversaries”, aka anniversaries of shitty things: from the two year mark of the pandemic to one year since the Atlanta shooting. Then, Roxy regales us with stories from her first time at the Critics’ Choice Awards. Tune in to hear the full story about her Critics' Choice after party which included a limo, a drive through, and a disappearing Doub...

This week Roxy & Priska are happy to invite their friend Rachelle Flauta to the pod! Rachelle is not just Roxy’s BFFL: they consider themselves non-sexual domestic partners after living together for over 6 years. Today, Roxy takes off her hosting hat and Priska interviews the two of them about the intricacies of their 14+ year romance, giving you a peek behind the curtain into their beautiful roma...

Hope you haven't missed us too much! We'll be back after a short mid-season break on March 28th. Until then, enjoy this incredible song "The American Way" by Teully, streaming on all platforms.

Happy Valentine’s Day! Today Roxy & Priska are chatting all about crushes. From the emotional highs to the devastating lows, they’re sharing all the deets in exquisite detail. Whether you’re single or attached this year, join them as they run through their giggliest crushes, divulge their most heartbreaking rejections, and explore the (very basic) neuroscience and psycology behind falling hard for...

This week, Roxy & Priska have each chosen an event or figure in Queer History to teach each other about! Get ready to learn about what the lives of queer men in early 20th century Chicago looked like, plus, Roxy tells a riveting story about a rambunctious sword-wielding, bi-sexual woman living in 17th century France. Let us know if you enjoyed today’s episode, email us at hello@twohornygoats.com (...

Today we’re uncovering our propensity to people please: whether it is nature or nurture, when it spun out of control in our lives, and how we still struggle with it today. Roxy & Priska are both recovering people pleasers but their need to people please came from very different origin points. They chat about how they’ve learned to stop trying to make everyone happy, to find balance, and to touch b...

We’re back from our winter break! This week Roxy & Priska talk about intention setting for the new year—what it means to each of them, why they began this practice, and how they find practical applications to do so. Later in the episode, they chat about the (often limited) Asian American characters in literature that affected and inspired them. They also share some of the modern AsianAm lit that t...

Congratulations on surviving 2021, Goatees! Thanks for an incredible year, we appreciate you all so much. Here's us signing off before finding some rest during this holiday season. Please take special care of yourselves during this time, the past two years have been exhausting and you deserve rejuvenation and deep restfulness. Drop us a holiday message at hello@twohornygoats. Until then, SEE YOU N...