Richard Chelson and Bryan Goodwin
Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude
This show is about two grumpy vets and a duuude who became friends and have been talking once a week for the last 4 or 5 years. These conversations result in many rabbit holes being chased. Finally, in our infinite wisdom, we decided to share this with you. To let you know that you can find someone to talk to about anything and still maintain your manly attitude. This show will talk about real subjects and real life, if that offends you, then change the channel. We are Podcast 2.0 compliant using the value-for-value model. So take a break and listen to 2 Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, solve the wor...
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Richard Chelson and Bryan Goodwin
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Latest episode
Jul 6, 2026
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Episodes
KO2s, Queef-Slappers, and the DX10: A Perfectly Normal Week 12.01.2026 2:38:23
This week on Two Grumpy Vets, the three of us catch up on life, weather swings, bills, and a deep dive into wood stoves and heating hacks—right down to firewood sizes and the best slow-burning woods. We roll into Jeep tire drama (RIP KO2s), price-versus-wear debates, and why research can change your mind about Patagonia's. From there, we veer through a spicy but civil Facebook dust-up about geopol...
Slapping People Like an Old TV Set and Cocaine Ambulances 05.01.2026 2:38:48
In this New Year’s episode, I catch up with Bryan and The Duuude for a freewheeling, three-hour hang where we kick off 2026 with stories, laughs, and some real talk. We swap New Year’s Eve recaps—from solo fire-pit zen with a pack of 7% seltzers, to hot-chocolate-at-midnight serenity, to working oilfield staging pads while hunting for cell signal. From there, we wander delightfully through truckin...
Tracer Rounds and Robitussin 22.12.2025 2:56:43
In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we celebrate a birthday (the Duuude's) and dive into a lively, winding conversation about intentional living, service, and everyday grit. We kick off with retail rants (Walmart vs. H‑E‑B and the lost art of customer service), drift into wealth, power, and philanthropy, and spotlight the Bentonville/NW Arkansas boom. From there we hit military life—why a...
The Zambezi Zinger & Columbia Booger Sugar 15.12.2025 2:33:49
In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude , we kick off with post-Thanksgiving catch‑ups and a surprising win with the local post office. We riff on tech tinkering—expanding backup storage to 7TB, rediscovering years of photos, playing with Darktable on Linux, and dabbling in AI video experiments. Then, things get... grumpy. We discuss everyday life gear, specifically a $2,500 mattress that Brya...
The Wide-Ass Dighny & The Orange 08.12.2025 2:48:39
This week on Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we kick off with real life updates: Rich’s MRI reveals significant shoulder tendon tears, bursitis, and pain management ups and downs, plus Bella the dog’s hilarious water-glass heist. We wander into geeking out on Linux, local AI models, audio workflows, backups, and why permissions matter—complete with a near-disaster Gmail wipe and how he recovered it....
Quasi Moto's Thanksgiving Special 24.11.2025 2:39:54
This week on Two Grumpy Vets, the crew gets real about everyday life, health hiccups, and the small joys that keep us going. Bryan kicks things off riding the struggle bus with a full-on tooth emergency and the saga of finding an in-network dentist, urgent care antibiotics, and insurance timing. From there we wander through the comforts (and crimes) of hot dog cooking methods, microwaved pot pies,...
Spontaneous Paper Towel Combustion 17.11.2025 2:45:45
In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, I open the mics with Bryan and the Duuude for a sprawling, honest hang that runs from health and MRIs to ham radio, Linux life, dogs, decluttering, and a heavy dose of real‑talk on politics and insurance. We kick off with Rich’s marathon MRI session, steroid shots, pain management, and the search for relief through acupuncture and even cupping. That flo...
It Went Meow and Split The Mowhawk 10.11.2025 2:39:44
The Duuude kicks things off by talking coins—specifically, the end of silver in quarters and the slow demise of the penny, which leads the guys down a rabbit hole of gas prices, taxes, and how rounding up or down might change... well, probably nothing. This somehow pivots to New York City's new "communist" mayor, free housing, and the logistics of delivering anything in a city that charges a fortu...
The Booger Belt Brigade 03.11.2025 2:42:00
In this week’s candid, freewheeling hang with the Two Grumpy Vets, we riff on everything from cold season and culinary skirmishes (al dente vs. soggy noodles, cornbread the right way) to ham radio contest season—logging 155+ QSOs across the globe, multipliers, team stations, and the art of staying sharp over marathon operating sessions. We veer into cars and culture (Cybertruck camper shells, clas...
50 Miles of Hot Rods and Plumber's Crack 27.10.2025 2:50:14
This week on Two Grumpy Vets, the three of us catch up after a wild couple of weeks. I share the saga of my blue-screened laptop and migrating to Linux, plus a big ham radio win: new antenna, long-distance QSOs to Scotland, Russia, Italy, Spain, New Zealand, and even the North Cook Islands—all while gearing up for a 48-hour contest. We also swap stories from Cruisin’ The Coast, where 10,334 regist...
Stupid Didn't Take a Day Off 06.10.2025 2:38:25
This week on Two Grumpy Vets, I sit down with Bryan and the Duuude for a meandering, laugh-out-loud catch‑up that runs from ham radio projects to hot rods, road rage, and real talk on military standards. We kick off with Rich’s Mississippi antenna build, WebSDR 101, and Raspberry Pi tinkering, then veer into highway headaches, CDL enforcement stories, and prep for Mississippi’s massive Cruisin’ th...
Lump Sums, Lost Nuts, and Shuffle Skates 29.09.2025 2:46:51
In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets (and the Duuude), we kick back for a sprawling, funny, and surprisingly heartfelt hang. We start with life updates and a beloved dog named Bella, then meander into cooking wins (breakfast casseroles, 7-Up cake, and vintage church cookbooks), the Mandela Effect, and a triumphant return to roller skating—complete with hard vs. soft wheels and sore muscles. From there,...
Getting Across Ron's Crack 22.09.2025 2:33:38
In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets, the three of us catch up on real life: gaming detours (Fortnite, Helldivers, Mortal Kombat), home projects gone sideways (garage chaos and armored soffit vents vs. ninja squirrels), and shop talk from roofing to ham radio antennas. We wander through cooking adventures (DIY mixers, homemade rolls, bacon pancake bakes, Amish onion fritters), dog shenanigans (Bella’s w...
My Therapist Says... 15.09.2025 2:40:38
In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, the hosts dive into a lively discussion about the challenges and humorous aspects of daily life, from dealing with broken partials and internet upgrades to the complexities of modern relationships. Bryan shares a personal story about his daughter's tumultuous relationship, highlighting the manipulative behaviors of narcissistic partners and the impo...
The Pink Flamingo Impersonator's 07.09.2025 2:39:00
In this lively episode of "Two Grumpy Vets and a Dude," Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude gather to share their unique perspectives on intentional living, social commentary, and the quirks of daily life. The conversation kicks off with humorous anecdotes about pets, yard work, and the challenges of keeping up with energetic dogs. The trio delves into the intricacies of gaming, reminiscing about classic...
Unqualified Opinions 25.08.2025 2:45:43
In this lively episode of "Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude," we dive into a myriad of topics with our signature blend of humor and candid commentary. We kick off with a light-hearted discussion about the nuances of button mashing versus button pushing, and the technical hiccups that sometimes accompany our live recordings. The conversation then shifts to the quirks of pet ownership, particularly deal...
Adulting is a Lie: Send Help (and Maybe Snacks) 18.08.2025 2:42:56
In this episode, we dive into the joys and challenges of pet ownership, sharing stories about our dogs and their quirky behaviors. From Bella's calm demeanor despite her stray beginnings to Rain's lap dog tendencies, we explore the unique personalities of our furry friends. We also touch on the humorous and sometimes frustrating aspects of training and living with pets, including Bella's unexpecte...
Hacking Up Hedges and Other Life Lessons 11.08.2025 2:36:44
In this lively episode of "Two Grumpy Vets," hosts Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude gather to share their unique blend of humor and social commentary. The conversation meanders through a variety of topics, from the intricacies of oilfield DOT laws to the quirks of driving regulations and the challenges of modern technology. The trio also delves into personal anecdotes, discussing everything from childh...
A Six Inch Gash and An Alien Probe 04.08.2025 2:51:07
In this episode of "Two Grumpy Vets," hosts Bryan, Rich, and The Duuude engage in a lively discussion about a variety of topics, ranging from personal anecdotes to social commentary. The conversation kicks off with a humorous exchange about dental visits and the challenges of dealing with dentures. The hosts then delve into a critique of modern advertising and societal reactions to commercials, hi...
Brakes, Boats and Bleeding Logic 28.07.2025 2:44:02
In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets, Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude dive into a lively discussion about the trials and tribulations of vehicle maintenance, sharing personal stories about brake line issues and steering stabilizer shocks. They also touch on the challenges of dealing with unexpected weather conditions and the peculiarities of road rage incidents involving truck drivers. The conversation...
It's a Milkbone, Man 21.07.2025 2:44:09
In this episode of "Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude," we dive into a lively discussion about the quirks of daily life, from the frustrations of technology updates to the humorous mishaps at the dentist. We share personal stories about the challenges of vehicle maintenance and the unexpected joys of finally getting things sorted out. Our conversation takes a turn into the world of military vehicles, e...
Humor and Heart: Tackling Life's Surprises 14.07.2025 2:41:06
In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets, the hosts dive into a lively discussion about family dynamics, unexpected life changes, and the challenges of parenting adult children. Bryan shares a personal story about his daughter's sudden marriage, which sparks a conversation about family expectations and the complexities of modern relationships. The hosts also touch on the importance of communication and...
Blazing Saddles, Pumpkin Seeds, and Podcasting Insights 07.07.2025 2:45:13
In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets, join Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude as they dive into a lively discussion filled with humor, personal anecdotes, and a touch of social commentary. The trio shares stories from their daily lives, including the challenges of long-haul driving, the peculiarities of eating habits, and the unexpected adventures that come with owning a Jeep. They also touch on the import...
Please Be Kind and Rewind the DVD 23.06.2025 2:35:32
In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets, we dive into a lively discussion about the joys and challenges of cooking, with Bryan sharing his recent kitchen adventures and the humorous mishaps that come with trying new recipes. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as the hosts reminisce about the music and culture of the 1980s, including a deep dive into the fashion and hairstyles that defined the era....
The Big Lie and Knowledge Lines 16.06.2025 2:57:11
In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets, Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude engage in a lively discussion about their daily lives, work experiences, and the quirks of driving trucks. They share humorous anecdotes about dealing with dirty trucks, the frustrations of long drives, and the peculiarities of road etiquette. The conversation takes a turn as they discuss the unexpected sight of snapped telephone pole...
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