Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast

*WARNING*  Disgusting and depraved song lyrics ahead Russ and I break down the "controversial" Jason Aldean song and we do a lyrics battle to compare the violence and racism between his song and many Rap and Hip Hop standards.  We ponder if pride month is losing its relevance, talk mentorship and leadership and just tell a bunch of stupid stories. Thank you for listening and subscribing...

Russ and Koop discuss the extremism of the actual Transgender movement.  Quit defining yourself by where you garage your gonads.  Riley Gaines kicks ass,  Best Supreme Court Ever? Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army...

In Episode 56 we celebrate the Summer Solstice by reviewing Greta Thunberg's apocalyptic predictions, we review videos of Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz destroying the Deputy Director of the FBI, the woke horrible commander of Space Force vowing to discriminate against qualified people.  Koop's Fetid Fruit of the Mind, and Nuke 'em From Orbit Just to be Sure. Thank you for listening and s...

We dig deep into the Trump indictments and whether this could lead to another American Civil War.  We give you the Leftist Playbook and how we are now in the last phase --- enjoy! :) Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-A...

In this episode Russ and I just plain 'ol have a chat before he takes off on vacation.  DeSantis, Trump, Transgender Agenda, and Memorial Day are a few of the topics we discuss. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-A...

Russ and I go heavy on the video rewind, with highlights from the VP, AOC, Clarence Thomas, and Marjorie Taylor Greene being her awesome self.  We also examine several commercials, and compare and contrast today's commercials with commercials of yore!  Be sure to watch the video on YouTube as well to enjoy the videos.... Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! P...

Russ and Koop dive deep into whether or not the wealthy pay their fare share of taxes, take a stab at the true Culture Wars, and once again, are the stalwart defenders of women everywhere when we discuss the bill that passed the House banning biological men from women's sports.  Have a cold one, or hot one, or room temperature one and enjoy! Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking...

In this episode Russ and Koop analyze and are horrified by Washington State signing into law HR 5599 which takes parents completely out of the childhood "trans rights" issue and makes the State everybody's daddy.  We talk about Dylan Mulvaney the pretend female, narcissism, Koop's Cold Hard Facts, and Koop's Fetid Fruit of the Mind.  We also each recommend a TV show and a...

Enjoy the highlights of Russ enlightening us all on the 50th Episode of Two Grumpy Bastards! Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them a...

Russ and I open with a video review of Public Figures who just don't get it, we go deep into the Covenant School Shooting, lighten it up with a Dad Joke duel, (Koop wins of course) and close out our Golden Anniversary episode with a mish mash of nonsense to stay consistent Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both...

Our latest episode features Koop over his COVID voice but nursing a broken ankle.  We get deep into the Drag Queen "banning", Trump being Trump and going after DeSantis, and listen to Russ lose badly debating College Basketball vs. Football.  Have Fun! Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and...

Koop thinks he does the pod on a bad flu, but it turns out to be the COVID.    The 3rd time, after both vaccines and boosters.  Yes, the science.   In this episode Koop gives us the run down on where he's been for the last eternity --- Koop and Russ discuss the Republican presidential field, Trump, DeSantis, et al,    Why Koop thinks Ted Cruz doesn't suck, we debate Conservatism, vs. Rep...

In this episode we engage Dr. Tawnya, a lifelong friend, MD, Psychiatrist, and Board Certified Addiction Medicine Specialist about the fentanyl epidemic, other drugs, and the state of mental health in this country. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us!  Please leave a review and subscribe, a free way to support our wokelessness. Politics. Culture. Society. Science....

Russ and I get in depth of why we think Donald Trump should not run in 2024, discuss why the military is not meeting recruiting goals, the misconception in using Social Media, and we review and discuss the Apple TV series "For All Mankind" and we throw in our usual rubbing, and mirth. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us!  You can find us on all Podcast o...

Jane tells us about her European vacation and her new job.   We discuss caffeine, office relationships, Roe V Wade decision, the Johnny Depp wrap up,  dating, and Jane's cunt punt of the week! Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overl...

We start out with some nostalgia:  Red Skelton's Pledge of Allegiance, some prescient words from John Wayne, the Army Band's Stars and Stripes Forever, and Russ and I talking about what we like, love, and want to improve in the greatness that is the United States of America. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy...

Russ, me, and our special guest Ryan dissect all the pertinent rulings handed down by the Supreme Court including Private School freedom, a big win for the 2nd Amendment, and of course the Roe v. Wade ruling.  Buckle up! Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two s...

Russ and I discuss the shocking information that Ashley Biden revealed some incredibly disturbing about her father, Joe Biden, in her rehab diary.  We dissect how badly you've been lied to about the Green Revolution - specifically EV (electric vehicles).  We discuss who will rescue the Democrats and the growing disdain within the Left ranks. 3 HOT Topics, and The Dumbest Thing I Heard a Celeb...

Russ and I dig in hard on the Uvalde shooting, I profile Leftist Twit of the Week , Rebecca Parsons, a Tacoma area avowed Socialist running for office and her platform.  We get into Obi Wan Kenobi and definitely piss people off with our reaction to the new streaming series.  Russ gives us his vibe for the new Top Gun movie. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Pol...

Koop discusses the reason for his absence.  Russ and Koop take on a couple of big shoots.  We discuss the attempt at George Orwellian public policy with the creation and pausing of the Disinformation Board AKA Ministry of Truth.  We have a detailed discussion of the legal ramifications of the Supreme Court upcoming decision to roll back Roe Vs. Wade, and our experiences and thoughts on abortion. ...

Jane and I talk about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard lawsuit, Quantum Physics, Gaming, Floral Prints, and Social Media killing the soul. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us!  Also please rate and review. Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could...

We go deep on the effects of Defund the Police in the Seattle, where the left apparently supports sexual assault; more Elon Musk awesomeness, casuistry,  what the real meaning of privilege is, and some great terrible commercials.  Tons of content! Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional)....

As usual, Russ and I cover a lot more ground than we intended.  We talk about the Lakewood, WA School District implementing discipline guidelines based on race; Elon Musk and his awesomeness; Wokeness retroactively ruining our childhoods, and the mystery of gravity. Thank you for listening and subscribing, rating,  and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both in...

Friend of the show Jane  and I talk about a whole bunch of stuff and she gets me to not be a huge dick.  Kanye, Feminism, Pop Culture,  The Big Slap... we talk about a lot.  Welcome this newest podcast to the Two Grumpy Bastards Multiverse! Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). Genera...

Russ and I do a smaller, friendlier version!  We come to the conclusion that Biden and Harris are the worst communicators ever to hold the office.  We talk more about how the Woke generation is eating its young, The Big Slap, and People We Can't Hang Out With. Check us out on YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfHvtEMQD7iIsFA9S2sEq7g You can support the Two Grumpy Bastards at: Patreon...