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This Manchester City side don't mind scoring do they? Only the 3 WSL games this weekend but we weren't short of goals, convincing wins for Arsenal and Manchester City and a cracking battle between 'best of the rest' candidates Everton & Spurs. Plus, Fantasy Football fun with Girls United and Birmingham City's home away from home at St George's Park. Sponsored by FotMob Follow us on Twitter: https:...

With Tam & Charlotte on international break, this week's podcast is a selection of our favourite features from the first 2 months of 2021 TGTBs. Take yourself back to Dubaigate, WSL managerial changes and some of our favourite WSL limericks. Sponsored by FotMob

Back to a condensed weekend of WSL fixtures! A convincing derby win for Manchester City, Caroline Weir doing Caroline Weir things against United AGAIN, why Bristol City v Chelsea resembled Jumanji and Reading Women return to their draw specialist status. Plus, more WSL players are subjected to social media abuse and anyone got £500 spare for Birmingham City? Sponsored by FotMob

What a WSL weekend, where to start!! Arguably one of the most competitive WSL gameweeks ever. Huge upsets wins for Reading & Brighton against table toppers Manchester United & Chelsea. Two WSL final bosses face off at Kingsmeadow, Ellen White record breaker, the Matt Beard derby, Birmingham City wearing red, more Mana magic and BIG midweek fixtures. Plus, more limerick reviews and LGBT+ History Mo...

A weekend of 4 games in the WSL, an improvement on last week at least! The Robins are at the top of the bill, some long awaited credit for Matt Beard as Bristol City make light work of Brighton. Handy wins for Manchester United & City and are Chelsea's tactics starting to resemble a boa constrictor? Plus, we rate WSL clubs' January transfer windows and preview next weekend's Matt Beard derby!! Spo...

More snow disruption meant we were left with just 3 WSL fixtures this weekend, still 14 goals though! We celebrate Iwabuchi's instant impact at Villa, Leah Galton doing Leah Galton things, Steph Houghton hits 150, Caroline Weir's class and the WSL x James Bond crossover you never knew you needed. Plus, Aston Villa's confusing interim managerial announcement and more limericks! Sponsored by FotMob

An actual full compliment of WSL games, IN JANUARY. The top of the table clash didn't disappoint; Fran Kirby doing Fran Kirby things, the Sam Kerr of old returns and Lauren James impact sub. Plus, we frisk the rest of the WSL results, P-Nev departs, Jayne Ludlow & Wales #strongertogether and the results of our WSL limerick competition! Sponsored by FotMob

We're gone for 3 weeks!! There's very little football to talk about but we're not short of talking points this week. We cover a one match WSL weekend, FA Cup matchups decided on a coin toss, Phil Neville's Miami Vice and the secrets of 'Emil Fayes'. Plus, the huge story of Dubaigate and the ramifications of ALL OF THIS for Women's Football. Sponsored by FotMob

Before we kick off TGTB for 2021, we should reflect on just how shocking a year 2020 really was. Enjoy this best of the 'final segment' from the season so far and marvel at the improvement in our mic quality! All about representation, funding and equal opportunity for Women's Football; statues for WoSo legends, the inequality of the UK winter sports package and encouraging the next generation by l...

Christmas Plonkcast comes but once a year! Our final podcast of the year and the booze is out. We review the final weekend of the WSL this year, curse more postponements and discuss the emerging title race. Plus, Lucy Bronze is FIFA's Best, Leah Galton for England and our annual 2020 WSL quiz! All this and, our Christmas tradition, which manager is in our Christmas stocking? Who's been the most he...

We're award winners, or should that be 'Weir award winners'. A big thanks to everyone who voted for us at this year's Football Content Awards! We're calmed down in time to review a busy WSL weekend; a late Caroline Weir winner, West Ham & Spurs convince whilst Manchester United & Chelsea show their champions potential by grinding out wins. Plus, the Guardian's Top 100 Female Footballers and a new...

WE HAVE CROWDS BACK IN (some of) THE WSL. We celebrate the return of fans, go in depth on Chelsea v West Ham and weigh in on an eventful WSL weekend! Plus, our Booze from a Boot race hots up, Fara Williams moonlights as a politician/scientist, the perfect unpredictability of Alanna Kennedy and the continued importance of Rainbow Laces. Winner of a Bronze Award for 'Best in Women's Football' at the...

In the absence of WSL action we swoop in on Euro 2022 qualifiers and talk about how Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and our pal Jayne Ludlow are getting on! Plus, another in-house Lionesses friendly, who's outperformed Viv, which mascot is most likely to be next West Ham manager and a preview of this weekend's WSL matchups! Proudly sponsored by FotMob

No football, no problem. Its been a busy week in the woso world with managerial changes at both West Ham & Tottenham in the Women's Super League and there's a rumour going around about that Hammers vacancy. The UK government show what they really think of Women's Football with the announcement of the Sport's Winter Survival Package (spoiler: its MUCH less than Horse racing & Motorsport) and we fin...

Manchester's neither red or blue! We've just about recovered from a bumper FA Women's Football weekend. We review a frantic Manchester derby, a crucial Birmingham derby and a kinda underwhelming London derby! Reading and Everton cancel each other out, Ebony Salmon steals Alex Morgan's spotlight and Tamsin brings her hot take on West Ham United. Plus, the Lionesses squad announcement. Proudly spons...

We've made it to our half-century of podcasts and Casey Stoney awarded one half of the pod with a special United win. We discuss Manchester United's battling first league win against a member of the 'Big 3', big wins for Manchester City & Chelsea and a round up of the rest of the weekend's WSL action. All this plus we discuss the labelling of girls' football academies as 'non-elite' and the impact...

Never trust a Willie. It's an FA Cup Final special as we go in depth on Manchester City's extra time triumph over a battling Everton at Wembley. A couple of eggs short of a Houghton, classy Sam Mewis, Alex Greenwood's left peg, Sandy MacIver's Hall of Fame saves and a cameo from our pal Janine Beckie; we've got it all covered. Plus, a classic British Bonfire Night feature, as we look at who in the...

The new mics have arrived! We talk through another bumper WSL weekend, 23 goals in just 5 games and big wins for Arsenal, Manchester United and Birmingham City! Brighton battle to a draw with Everton thanks, in part, to Kayleigh Green's two yellow cards but no red! Manchester City stutter to a draw with Reading, but how about that Royals attacking threat. Plus, we respond to 'the Aguero incident'...

Emma Hayes has another manager to add to her 'graveyard'. We react to Chelsea's 3-1 win against Manchester City and another dodgy penalty call. Arsenal back to their best, Millie Turner's super block and Birmingham City upset an inconsistent Reading. Plus, with the news of Marta's statue, we discuss which other Women's Football legends deserve their own statue. Proudly sponsored by FotMob.

In Willie We Trust, again. Everton continue to impress with a 6-0 win against Villa, Manchester City & United turn in convincing wins and Bristol City & Birmingham City make title contenders Chelsea & Arsenal work for their wins. Plus, Zinsberger reaching for the remote, Roebuck is Rapunzel and Harriet Scott being paraded around the Bullring. Boost the Boobs, proudly sponsored by FotMob.

The FA Cup Quarter Final weekend did not disappoint! We review all 4 matches, share the impact of Chelsea's exit on a TGTB forfeit, give Everton's Willie Kirk and Birmingham City's Carla Ward their props and discuss another underwhelming performance from Manchester City. Plus, Arsenal's 'weekend without a game', Alex Scott's call to action and our response to the HUGE reaction to Alex Morgan appea...

A weekend with no WSL is no weekend at all. We review the England get together and Lionesses v Lionesses training matches. Plus, Germany v Republic of Ireland, Ellen White's P Nev endorsement, the Matildas kit reveal own goal and a special Selling Sunset x Women's Super League collab. Proudly sponsored by FotMob.

Gaffer and Charlotte review another eventful WSL weekend. Chelsea and Arsenal dish out more drubbings, Birmingham City put up a fight against Manchester United and Hope Powell shows her experience as Brighton & Hove Albion grind out a draw against the returning Bronze & Greenwood and Manchester City. Plus, an ode to Jayne Ludlow and, following Alex Morgan's Spurs move, we reveal the WSL's best kep...

It's so good to be back, a full set of WSL fixtures to review! We were treated to a stellar opening weekend, Arsenal impressed, Manchester United & Chelsea battled and Everton dazzled. We review all 6 matches plus HUGE new signings, fantasy football and our all important WSL shirt giveaway announcement! Proudly sponsored by FotMob

We've been here before, TGTB react to Lyon's seventh Champions League title - time to recognise their greatness! Pernille Harder misses out the perfect send off before joining Chelsea. The Blues were equally dominant in their Community Shield win against Manchester City but should we be worried about Sam Kerr's finishing? Plus, what we're most looking forward to this WSL season and NEW booze from...