Two Drunk Accountants

Two Drunk Accountants

Business EN ↓ 200 episodes

Solving problems for small business owners, one drink at a time. We want you to get your life back from your business! From business planning, to making complicated tax concepts simple, to answering what software you should be using to the latest news in the world of business we cover it all!

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Two Drunk Accountants

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Business

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

How To Get Money Out of My Business 12.06.2025

This week on the pod, Tim and Dan pour a Hugo Spritz and dive into the nitty-gritty of getting paid from your biz. They break down how sole traders, companies, and trusts all do it differently, and why your personal budget matters more than you think when it comes to tax. Along the way, they swap some travel tales with a side of cultural spice and hammer home why keeping your paperwork in check is...

The Podfather Returns: Love in Leadership 29.05.2025

This week on The Two Drunk Accountants, Tim sits down with leadership expert John Munden for a chat that swings from air fryers to Apple, and everything in between. They dive into the big stuff—empathy, kindness, connection—and how those warm-and-fuzzy words actually make a huge impact on team performance and business culture. John shares stories from his time working with companies like Xero and...

The Most Powerful Tool in Business - Love & Empathy 22.05.2025

Dan and Tim sit down with the awesome Shari Elle to unpack this thing called Nonviolent Communication — or NVC for those of us who like to keep things snappy. And no, it’s not about yelling less at your coworkers (although... also yes). It’s about actually listening to people, understanding their needs, and not being a total muppet in tough convos. They get into how this stuff can totally flip the...

Tradie Tech: Work Smarter, Not Harder w' Nic Cox - Tradie Month 15.05.2025

In our final episode of Tradie month, we are joined by Nic Cox, Co-Founder of Tradies in Business.  Nic and Tim dig into how AI and smart software can save tradies time, cash, and headaches. From job management to quoting and keeping the books in line — it's the ultimate tech toolbelt for running a slicker biz.

Charge-Out Chaos: Fixing Your Pricing Game - Tradie Month 08.05.2025

Think you’re charging enough? Think again. Dan and Tim get real about the nitty-gritty of tradie charge-out rates—why most are too low, what costs you're probably forgetting, and how to price like a pro without scaring off clients. From dodgy margins to time-tracking fails, they’re breaking it all down with no fluff. Plus, hear about their big plans for tradie boot camps that’ll get your business...

5 Biggest Killers of Tradie Cashflow - Tradie Month 01.05.2025

Welcome to Episode 1 of Tradie Month! Now, you know we love a listical, and in true Tim & Dan fashion we are making a list of the 5 biggest killers of cashflow for tradies.  

Goodbye My Lover - Quick update before Dan leaves 24.04.2025

No real episode this week as the public holidays take up our time but we have a quick update for you before Dan goes on his 5 week adventure. 

The Economy - Election Promises 17.04.2025

Dan & Tim, accompanied by Dan's guitar are chatting about the upcoming election and what promises each side is making. What does this mean for small business?   

Tariffs and the Economy w. Jeremy Thorpe 11.04.2025

What is going on with these tariffs? How will effect the economy? Why is the stock market so volatile? Economist and friend of the podcast Jeremy Thorpe MD at Bondi Partners comes on to give us the scoop and what to expect going forward! 

2025 Federal Budget Recap 03.04.2025

This week Dan and Tim give their thoughts on the 2025 federal budget and what is in it for small business! Is it good? Is it bad? Have a listen and find out!

5 Steps to Improve Your Business, Featuring the Lazy Hangup 27.03.2025

Are You Ready to Improve Your Business? Tim & Dan are sharing the 5 essential steps you need to take to level up your business. If you’re wondering how, you can do the same, we’ve got just the opportunity for you! Join our upcoming Accountabilibuddie Bootcamp, where you’ll learn firsthand how to apply these strategies to your business. Don’t miss out—click the link below to register and secure...

Achieving Financial Independence w. Dave Gow Strong Money Australia 20.03.2025

In our final episode of Personal Wealth Month, we’re joined by Dave Gow, the mastermind behind Strong Money Australia – a platform where financial freedom meets practical advice. Dave’s here to break down money management without the jargon and show us how to take control of our finances, all while keeping it real and, of course, a little bit fun!

What I learned at the Accounting and Business Expo 2025! 14.03.2025

This week Dan attended the ABE in Sydney shares his what he took away from this years convention. Following this is a series of chats with new vendors we have never spoken to on the pod before! 

Self Managed Super Funds - The Basics - Personal Wealth Month 27.02.2025

In this episode, Dan and Tim chat about the ins and outs of self-managed super funds (SMSFs). We break down the key things to know about managing your own super. Covering the benefits and risks of SMSFs, including tax perks, setting one up, and the importance of staying compliant. We also touch on asset revaluation, borrowing within SMSFs, and the dangers of poor management. Coming soon Two Drunk...

Saving Tax On Your Investments - Personal Wealth Month 20.02.2025

Personal Wealth Month continues, with Tim and Dan chatting about Investments!  If you are investing in Crypto, Property or even Pokemon Cards, the guys break down the tax implications and explain how best to navigate these areas. 

Do You Have a Plan For Your Wealth? - Personal Wealth Month 13.02.2025

We are back for 2025 with a bang!  February is Personal Wealth Month, and we are kicking it off with Tim's favorite topic, Personal Budgets.   

The 2024 Drunkies 19.12.2024

The day is finally here. The 2024 Drunkies.  Who will win the coolest Accountant? Will Xero win the Xero award?

What is WIP? (Work In Progress, WIP WIP) 12.12.2024

What is WIP? Do you account for it on your P&L?  Not tracking WIP could cost you more than you think.  Reminder - Get your Nominations in NOW for the 2024 DRUNKIES.  Will Xero take out the Xero Award?  Will Michael Man on the Street keep his title? These burning questions can only be answered if you VOTE. 

Tips for GST on Exports 05.12.2024

Tim & Dan chat tips on GST when exporting goods from Australia. In other exciting news, The Drunkies are upon us! Only this time, we will actually do them.  Get your nominations in now via our social channels. 

Maker vs Manager time - The Ultimate Time Ass Tip 28.11.2024

Dan & Tim are together again and all is right in the world of podcasts. Today the guys are chatting time management. Are you a Maker or a Manager and what does that mean for your time and how best to schedule your calendar.

Super Data Matched w' Chloe & Joel 21.11.2024

Today Tim is joined by Chloe & Joel to chat Super data matching along with irrational fears.  With no Dan in the house, it's a loose one. Strap in Drunk Fam!

Rental Deductions with Chloe & Angie 14.11.2024

Happy Fri-Yay! Today we have Chloe & Angie joining us from CATS Accountants to breakdown what you can and can't claim with a rental property.  Also, the Chloe Vs Dan saga has come to a head! Thanks to Michael, Man on the street. Always helping the people get to the truth. 

Can You Borrow Against a Property in Your SMSF 07.11.2024

This week we discuss how you borrow to purchase a property and some of the unique rules for SMSFs! We also invite anyone who wants to win an election to come on the podcast! 

Top 5 Scariest Taxes! 31.10.2024

This week its Halloween! So we discuss the top 5 scariest taxes that might sneak up on your this halloween! 

Pro's & Con's of a Trust - Revisited 24.10.2024

Part 3 of the revisited series. The final chapter, Trusts! Our Two Drunk Accountants are talking Trusts, there are a lot of different kinds, tune in to learn about them all.   

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