Two Drunk Accountants
Two Drunk Accountants
Solving problems for small business owners, one drink at a time. We want you to get your life back from your business! From business planning, to making complicated tax concepts simple, to answering what software you should be using to the latest news in the world of business we cover it all!
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Nov 5, 2026
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Episodes
How to Avoid Becoming Personally Liable for Company Tax Debt - Director Penalty Notices 09.10.2025 29:15
This week we chat about director penalty notices and how to avoid them! With the ATO issuing more and more DPN's we discuss what they are and how to avoid becoming personally liable for your company's tax debts! Links: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TwoDrunkAccountants Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodrunkaccountants/ Website: https://twodrunkaccountants.com.au Email: twodrunkpodcast@gm...
Your Most Valuable Investment - Your Time 02.10.2025 30:07
This week Tim and Dan discuss your most important investment and that is your time. We recently attended a talk by Kate Christie about ways to save time, and you know we love a time-ass-tip, so discuss what we learned from this awesome session. Links: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TwoDrunkAccountants Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodrunkaccountants/ Website: https://twodrunkaccountant...
5 Pieces of Data That Will Get you Audited 25.09.2025 28:55
This week we discuss 5 pieces of the data that you will likely overlook that will greatly increase your risk of being reviews or audited by the ATO. Links: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TwoDrunkAccountants Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodrunkaccountants/ Website: https://twodrunkaccountants.com.au Email: twodrunkpodcast@gmail.com ATO Industry Code Finder: https://www.ato.gov.au/cal...
Twitter - Show us ya books! 18.09.2025 42:49
This week we tackle another set of financial statements from an interesting point in time, Twitter circa 2021. Tim has seen them, Dan has not. Can he answer whats good, whats not good, what is the industry, what is the business and would he invest? Find out as we deep dive and analyse Twitters financials! Don't forget you can submit your anonymised financial statement for us to review on a future...
Xero's Big Updates, Parties and Chats with Angad Soin (MD Xero Australia and NZ) 10.09.2025 47:09
This week we recap our time at Xerocon! We rehash the fun times and of course all the product announcements from Xero this year. We chat to Angad Soin Manage Director of Xero Australia and NZ and Chief Global Strategy Officer and debrief with friend of the pod Heather Smith!
What Progressive Firms do Different w. Liam Hindle 28.08.2025 33:39
This week Dan is joined by Liam Hindle Head of Product Marketing at MYOB to discuss their Accounting Industry Monitor report. We discuss what they found the best firms were doing in areas like talent retention and tech/AI. Links: MYOB Accounting Industry Monitor Report - Here Website: https://twodrunkaccountants.com.au/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodrunkaccountants/ Youtube: https://www...
How Can I Deduct My Home Loan Interest Against My Trust? 21.08.2025 25:23
This week we go full clickbait and discuss how you can deduct your home loan interest. We cover the general mistakes peoples make when borrowing against their home for investments and the issue around lending this money to a discretionary trusts. We also discuss our hair for an extended period. Website: https://twodrunkaccountants.com.au/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodrunkaccountants/...
How are we using AI? 15.08.2025 40:56
This week Tim and Dan discuss how we are currently using AI in our business and what we are finding it can and can't do. Website: https://twodrunkaccountants.com.au/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TwoDrunkAccountants Socials: @twodrunkaccountants
Tax Reform - Taxing Unrealised Gains and Options on the Table 07.08.2025 41:47
This week Tim and Dan cover the updated superannuation laws taxing unrealised gains. We also discuss some other tax reform being discussed in the lead up to the Economic Reform Roundtable...which we have not been invited to. Website: https://twodrunkaccountants.com.au/ Email: twodrunkpodcast@gmail.com Insta: https://www.instagram.com/twodrunkaccountants/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TwoDru...
TaxBusters - Can you Redirect Your Taxes to Pay Your Mortgage 01.08.2025 31:06
This week Tim and Dan go full mythbusters style and discuss the viral videos doing the rounds about whether you can use your tax to pay down your mortgage. Will it be true? Will it be busted? Find out this week. Website: https://twodrunkaccountants.com.au/ Email: twodrunkpodcast@gmail.com Insta: https://www.instagram.com/twodrunkaccountants/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TwoDrunkAccountants...
Tips for Balancing a Family and a Business 24.07.2025 43:13
This week Tim give his tips for running a small business and having a young family while Dan with no kids plays devils advocate. Sponsored: Accsouce - email john.m@accsource.net to receive 30 day free trial.
Can My Business Pay My Spouse and Kids? 18.07.2025 27:10
This week Tim and Dan tackle a common questions when starting a family business, can I hire my spouse or kids? Can I distribute income to them?
Show Us Ya Books! - Microsoft 2007 11.07.2025 34:42
This week Tim and Dan play another round of everyones favourite new game Show Us Ya Books! Can Tim guess the business correctly? Will he make a fool of himself? Do we wish we invested in this company? Find out!
Why the Immediate Write Off Might Cost you Tax! 03.07.2025 24:20
This week Dan reveals why he and Tim have bad blood, we begin our question for Xerocon tickets and discuss why using the immediate write off over COVID might come back to cost you more tax now.
Its the End of The Year (New Song) plus 10 things to consider before 30 June 27.06.2025 27:16
Its the end of the year as we know it, and Tim and Dan have made a little jingle to help you remember what you need to do before 30 June! Plus we discuss the top 10 things you consider before 30 June.
Game Time - Show Us Your Books 20.06.2025 28:52
Dan and Tim dodge death, battle a rogue office mouse, and somehow tie it all back to gratitude and balance sheets. In their new segment "Show Us Your Books," they crack open Lehman Brothers’ financials like a cold one—revealing red flags, dodgy debt, and the truth behind “growth.” Laughs, lessons, and a little light accounting—what more could you want?
How To Get Money Out of My Business 12.06.2025 38:19
This week on the pod, Tim and Dan pour a Hugo Spritz and dive into the nitty-gritty of getting paid from your biz. They break down how sole traders, companies, and trusts all do it differently, and why your personal budget matters more than you think when it comes to tax. Along the way, they swap some travel tales with a side of cultural spice and hammer home why keeping your paperwork in check is...
The Podfather Returns: Love in Leadership 29.05.2025 34:21
This week on The Two Drunk Accountants, Tim sits down with leadership expert John Munden for a chat that swings from air fryers to Apple, and everything in between. They dive into the big stuff—empathy, kindness, connection—and how those warm-and-fuzzy words actually make a huge impact on team performance and business culture. John shares stories from his time working with companies like Xero and...
The Most Powerful Tool in Business - Love & Empathy 22.05.2025 50:09
Dan and Tim sit down with the awesome Shari Elle to unpack this thing called Nonviolent Communication — or NVC for those of us who like to keep things snappy. And no, it’s not about yelling less at your coworkers (although... also yes). It’s about actually listening to people, understanding their needs, and not being a total muppet in tough convos. They get into how this stuff can totally flip the...
Tradie Tech: Work Smarter, Not Harder w' Nic Cox - Tradie Month 15.05.2025 45:44
In our final episode of Tradie month, we are joined by Nic Cox, Co-Founder of Tradies in Business. Nic and Tim dig into how AI and smart software can save tradies time, cash, and headaches. From job management to quoting and keeping the books in line — it's the ultimate tech toolbelt for running a slicker biz.
Charge-Out Chaos: Fixing Your Pricing Game - Tradie Month 08.05.2025 32:44
Think you’re charging enough? Think again. Dan and Tim get real about the nitty-gritty of tradie charge-out rates—why most are too low, what costs you're probably forgetting, and how to price like a pro without scaring off clients. From dodgy margins to time-tracking fails, they’re breaking it all down with no fluff. Plus, hear about their big plans for tradie boot camps that’ll get your business...
5 Biggest Killers of Tradie Cashflow - Tradie Month 01.05.2025 26:56
Welcome to Episode 1 of Tradie Month! Now, you know we love a listical, and in true Tim & Dan fashion we are making a list of the 5 biggest killers of cashflow for tradies.
Goodbye My Lover - Quick update before Dan leaves 24.04.2025 9:53
No real episode this week as the public holidays take up our time but we have a quick update for you before Dan goes on his 5 week adventure.
The Economy - Election Promises 17.04.2025 41:17
Dan & Tim, accompanied by Dan's guitar are chatting about the upcoming election and what promises each side is making. What does this mean for small business?
Tariffs and the Economy w. Jeremy Thorpe 11.04.2025 36:11
What is going on with these tariffs? How will effect the economy? Why is the stock market so volatile? Economist and friend of the podcast Jeremy Thorpe MD at Bondi Partners comes on to give us the scoop and what to expect going forward!
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