Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

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topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

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Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

makin sport of the young uns, new douche flavors, ifel tower sleep over plus much more 26.08.2023

1 making sport of the young uns 2 new douche flavors 3 Eiffel tower sleep over 4 spider shuts store down 5 driverless car crashes 6 ham disables woman

dear douchebags, urban dictionary slag, bad product ideas plus much more 24.08.2023

Dear Douchebags 2 urban dictionary 3 urban dictionary new slang 4 bad product ideas 5 new store treats 6 ocean underground 7 Rob's thoughts 8 hairy asshole olympics champ

alternative insults vol 40, southern slang plus much more 22.08.2023

alternative insults 2 southern slang decoded 3 Rob's stuff 4 other tidbits

I-70 expansion, nickelback sign, dear doucehbags plus much more 20.08.2023

I-70 expansion 2. Nickelback sign 3 Dear douchebags 4 Darkside of the 2000's rise of the shock jocks 5 Hairy Asshole Olympics

WAYS TO RECIEVE THE SHOW, GEN Z JOKES, WOULD YOU RATHER VOL 30 PLUS MUCH MORE 18.08.2023

ways to listen 2 gen z jokes 3 would you rather vol 30 4 bread at your restaurant 5straight from tophers desk 6 top numbers and what city

meta workout, Target targets coffee, mcflurry! , boomer nasty eats, gen z pretends and much more! 16.08.2023

meta workout 2 target targets coffee 3 new Mc, flurry 4 Boomer nasty foods 5 pretend gen zers 6 ex chiefs player sits in jail 7 rob's stuff 8 ozzy;s atv 9 dumb criminals

Mark's melody list, Branson news flash, first ass whoopin' restaraunt tax? 14.08.2023

1 Mark's melody list, 2. Branson news flash 3 first ass whoopin' 4 restaraunt tax? 5. Bud sell off 6 More horse deaths 7 hairy asshole olympics 8 Gen Z habits

Rob's bro Emails the show, fast food litigations, Mc'D sweet tea plus much more! 11.08.2023

Rob's bro messages the show 2. fast food litigations 3 Mc'ds sweet tea 4 Top Breakfasts rated 5 Hairy asshole olympics 6 breakfast food duel

our 1st Email, Rob's melody list music stories Guns n Roses new set list plus much more. 11.08.2023

our first Email 2 Rob's melody list 3 music news 4 Guns n Roses setlist 5 new douche flavors

Dungey's take, Greg Williams, cobain's guitar sale, plus much more! 09.08.2023

1 coach Dungey's take 2 Greg William's fodder 3 stugots sale 4 Sea Otter fun 5 leprosy in Florida 6 single stats 7. house war in con

Dungy's take, Cobain guitar sale, Soprano's yacht, prankster sea lion plus much more! 08.08.2023

Dungy's take on Payton's comments 2. another Cobain guitar sale 3. Soprano's yacht 4 pranster Sea Lion 5 leprosy in Fla 6. millennial patterns 7. Packers' poke

vacation recap, crazy chick with highway sign, lake cabin nightmare plus much more! 06.08.2023

vacation nightmare 2 crazy chick with road work sign 3. lake cabin nightmare 4 Josh Allens' Kelce advise 5 AI influencer 6 Crescent hotel gag 7 Ozark new event 8. hairy asshole olympics part 3 9. final thoughts

Dear Douchebags, goat noises and cruises, hairy asshole olympics, state fairs and newest fried gems 04.08.2023

1.Dear Douchebags 2. goat noises on a cruise 3. hairy asshole olympics 4 state fairs newest fried gems

Mark's heavy song list, lake Ozark mishap, alternative insults plus much more 02.08.2023

Mark's heavy song list 2. Lake Ozark mishap 3 alternative insults 4. Subway name change promotion

ass paddlings, rob's stuff, Arodge news plus much more 02.08.2023

Invisible ass paddlings 2 ARodge restructures 3 Sean Payton blabbing 4 Vacay news 5 2nd round hairy asshole olympics 6. cops buy young man playstation

Rob's inbox, From Topher's desk, Motley, GnR tour? Rob's heavy 11 plus much more! 31.07.2023

Rob's inbox 2. straight from Topher's desk 3. Motley-GnR tour? 4 Rob's heavy 11 5. Kelce's fail 6. Gen Z female make up trends 7. Rob's inbox again!

gen z would you rather, Rob's corner, woman falls for mugger plus much more 29.07.2023

1,gen z would you rather 2 rob's corner 3 woman falls for mugger 4 cigna lawsuit 5 arodge jets tussle 6 Zakk with Dimebad 7 mark's new/ old story

Geezer Butler on 78 tour, Mark's top acoustical list, new cologne scents plus much more 28.07.2023

Geezer Butler on 78 tour 2. Mark's top acoustical list 3. new cologne scents 5 asshole hair olympics stand off.

crazy catch, more zoom slang, corpse flower plus much more 28.07.2023

crazy pond catch 2. more zoomer slang 3. corpse flower 4 nevada's DMV decision 5 Pen record 6. J.P Chase Suit

R.I.P Donnie Baker, netfilx balling hard, Las Vegas plane mishap, fast food fail plus much more! 25.07.2023

R.I.P Donnie Baker 2. Netflix Ballin' 3. Las Vegas plane mishap 4 Chris Jones talk 5. fast food fail 6. Rob's acoustical list 7. asshole hair olympics round 1

Topher update, invisible ass paddlings, Tony Iommi article, Taco Tuesday update plus much more 22.07.2023

Topher update 2. Invisible ass paddlings 3. Tony Iommi 4. Tony Iommi snippet 5 Taco Tuesday update 6 In and Out burger mask off 7 Hairy Asshole ass off

Mixon sets standard. top rock movie soundtracks, gratitude is essential, plus much more 20.07.2023

Mixon sets standard 2 top movie soundtracks,3 gratitude is essential 4 new marraige rules 5 georgia lake 6. new douche flavors

Ben n Jerry's bullshit, Farmers insurance info, Rob's inbox, Dear Douchebags plus much more! 18.07.2023

1 Ben n Jerry's bullshit 2 Farmers insurance heat 3 Rob's inbox 4 Dear Douchebags 5 bed rotting 6 Ass hair square off 7 Mark's crazy stories vol 3k or so

Holiday talk, J.P Chase runaround, tokyo news ass paddlings plus much more 15.07.2023

1 holiday chat 2 J.P Chase runaround 3 Tokyo news 4 ass paddlins 5 blood types and ticks 6 Rob's thoughts

Early retirement poverty, stupid questions vol 20, plus much more! 13.07.2023

early retirement poverty 2 book of stupid questions vol 20 3. old stuff slapped together for your pleasure

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