Two Dead Chicks | A Walking Dead Podcast

This was a rough one. Apparently The Walking Dead wanted us to see if we could have Chrissy Teigen's crying face plastered for an entire hour. It feels like there should be someone to blame for this tragic turn of events. Don't worry: we're more than willing to give both Carol and Tyreese the side eye for not picking up on the fact that a 12-year-old running around playing tag with a walker best f...

We're confused? Are Daryl and Beth in love now? What's happening? Why is it happening? Who asked for it to happen? Could you not, The Walking Dead ? The idea of the innocent girl melting the bad boy's heart is all kinds of tropey goodness, but the execution with these two characters does. not. work. Sorry 'bout it. Maggie, Sasha and Bob don't fare too much better, with Maggie cutting out in the ni...

Well, I guess everyone needs a drink for this episode of The Walking Dead . Listen, we get the idea of what this episode was going for, but the execution was a big thumbs down. It wasn't compelling, but instead we found the forced connection between Daryl and Beth kinda obnoxious to watch. Not to mention awkward as hell. But hey, if you like this, more power to you. We wish you all the unreciproca...

Carl and Michonne's relationship is basically one of the purest things that has every happened on The Walking Dead . A mother without a child and a child without a mother forming this new bond with each other? How can your heart not swell? Meanwhile, poor Rick is aimless and without a plan, but that only lasts about 7 minutes before some random marauders startle him out of his sleep and force him...

A pretty perfunctory episode of The Walking Dead . Kinda of a let down after the last one, but we needed to check in to see where everyone else is. This episode serves to set up the start of new bonds as the group has been fractured. One seems to make sense (Maggie, Sasha and Bob), one might prove to be explosive (Carol, Tyreese, Lizzie, Mika and Judith), one matches up unlikely comrades (Glenn an...

One of the best episodes of The Walking Dead ever. Hey, when it's good, it's good! Rick and Carl are having several come to Jesus moments as the roles are reversed and the son that Rick tried to desperately to protect has to step up and be the protector due to Rick's injuries. Carl says a lot of hurtful things to Rick (thankfully, Rick can't hear him because of that whole coma situation he's in),...

Everyone's questionable decisions are coming home to roost in this action/emotionally packed mid-season finale of The Walking Dead . Daryl told Michonne to stop looking for the Governor and now look at her -- held captive by him. Never listen to Daryl, Michonne! Lily -- we're not quite sure why you decided you needed to stand guard over a river, but now Meghan's paying the price when all she wante...

Part Two of this useless Governor catch-up two-parter on The Walking Dead . The Governor's instafamily has been solidified since the last time we checked in (approximately 14 hours ago). Say what you want about the apocalypse, but it really seems to speed up the dating process. Who needs Tinder when you've got walkers forcing a commitment? Martinez's camp is a safe haven, but only for a while sinc...

A familiar, yet unwelcome face returns on this episode of The Walking Dead . Ugh. We were actually fine having no idea where The Governor ended up, but we can't have nice things, apparently. The Governor wanders through space and time for a few months until he stumbles upon a clueless family, which allows his true grifter nature to shine through. Taking of the identity of someone named Brian, the...

The prison group has entered into desperate times on The Walking Dead . Despite Hershel's best efforts, people are dropping dead by the hour. Understandably, since this flu apparently melts you from the inside out. Poor Glenn! Meanwhile, Rick has returned from the road trip of destiny with Carol only to be met with the further deterioration of the prison, which leads to his need to pull Carl out o...

Rick and Daryl lead two separate runs, hoping to eliminate two separate threats to the prison community in this excellent episode of The Walking Dead . During the run Rick uses to get Carol away from the prison, he takes the opportunity to try to figure out her state of mind and it's a really fascinating look at what happens when a victim refuses to be victimized any longer. Daryl, on the other ha...

Beth continues her streak of emotional maturity on The Walking Dead by buckling down in the midst of a scary, rapidly spreading flu and reminding everyone that they have a job to do. It seems that her bratty, temperamental spirit has transferred to Tyreese, who is rightly enraged after discovering Karen and David's burned bodies, but the decides that the right time to exhibit his defeatist attitud...

The relatively idyllic calm The Walking Dead gave us -- for one episode -- is shattered quickly and man oh man are they naming these episodes so literally now. Infection is the name of the game as a mystery illness spreads through the prison, bringing out the best in some, but the worst in others.   Best: Beth -- emotionally smart Michonne -- cracks of vulnerability Carl -- stepping up responsibly...

The Walking Dead 's fourth season picks up in an undetermined length of time in the future, and it looks like our survivors might just be getting the hang of this whole zombie apocalypse thing. They've got governments and gardens, but no gunslinger, as Rick seems to have really pulled away from that life. So much so that he almost gets taken down from that woman from The Ring , but we can't have t...

We can't decide whether we were more excited about Andrea's death or Lori's. Probably Andrea's because she was around longer, but we were able to give both of them a send off in this episode of The Walking Dead . We talk Andrea's redemption arc (hint: no), Carl's sad spiral into a killer (because that is what happens when you have no one to parent you in the zombie apocalypse) and how we feel abou...

Let's have a special round of applause for Michael Rooker in this episode of The Walking Dead , because he is everything. It really is delightful to watch him elevate everyone's performance as the guy who goes about trying to earn his place with his brother's people in all the wrong ways. In other news, Rick leaves an extremely bad taste in our mouths as he presses forward with his plan to give up...

Looks like Andrea finally got a clue. It's kinda hard not to when you observe a pit of despair meant for your best friend with your very own eyes, though. Too bad it's about 6 episodes too late. Try harder,  The Walking Dead . Sucks to be you, girl! Got feedback for us? We wanna hear it! Email us at twodeadchicks@gmail.com   Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple  |   Stitcher  |   Google Pla...

What a disjointed episode of The Walking Dead ! The premise of this sit down between Rick and The Governor doesn't even make sense based on episodes prior, especially on The Governor's side. But lucky us, we get to hear them talk in circles until The Governor finally reveals that he wants Rick to give up Michonne. Don't do it, Rick! We like her! Got feedback for us? We wanna hear it! Email us at t...

This episode of The Walking Dead  was such a well-written treat! The return of Morgan (and the sublime Lennie James) was exciting, but so so sad. We'd give him a hug, but we're afraid he'd stab us. It's through his and Rick's conversations that we get a glimpse into how hopeless Rick feels. We hate seeing him like this. Michonne, who we have been warming up to more and more, gets a little bit of h...

We may sound like we're having fun hating on Andrea (because we are), but we're starting to get weary of the lather, rinse repeat cycle of Andrea realizing she's been lied to, but still being shocked about hearing lies. PICK A SIDE, GIRL! Hint to  The Walking Dead : this is not entertaining. On the other hand, Glenn's struggle with his rage and feelings of inadequacy are frustrating, but understan...

On The Walking Dead , Daryl comes to his senses and rejoins the prison group after spending some time on the road with Merle, Glenn is still seeing red, Michonne seems to have ignored Rick's edict that she needs to leave and Rick is still chasing Lori's ghost. Literally. Oh. And Andrea still exists. Got feedback for us? We wanna hear it! Email us at twodeadchicks@gmail.com   Subscribe to get the n...

Curse you, Lori! How did you get here? Nobody's supposed to be here! It must be because of her that Daryl split up from the group to wander the woods with his brother. He knew those bad vibes were gonna be there, waiting for him at the prison. Andrea starts to look like she may begin to contemplate considering getting a clue about the Governor...but, alas, no. Not so much. Are you really surprised...

The Walking Dead  really lets loose in its mid-season finale and we cover it all in this podcast. The rescue team goes to get Glenn and Maggie and they end up losing Daryl and Oscar; one more permanently than the other. Tyreese, Sasha, Allen and Ben enter the picture and Andrea proves herself to be the MOST worthless and the MOST unloyal; Chris Brown wrote that song about you, girl! Got feedback f...

WARNING: We've got some comic spoilers from 38:55-40:35 We were easily distracted this episode because there was far too much Governor in it for our liking. Milton performs questionable Mr. Wizard-like experiments on humans with zero qualifications, the Governor turns sexual predator with no warning and Merle continues his ineffectual questioning streak. On the plus side, Michonne seems to be vett...

We welcome you to a very special musical episode of Two Dead Chicks, where Kia sings Jessica Simpson and Melissa sprinkles multiple tributes to Ol' Blue Eyes throughout the hour. We also get a whole lot of action during this episode of The Walking Dead : the kind we love (Michonne kicking ass!) and the kind that made us vomit (The Governor getting some ass). Also, Rick's not the only one getting m...