Two Broads From Brooklyn

Cola and Anna are here discussing all things Christmas! But first, they have some thoughts on the new $3 surcharge on New York deliveries and all the shade being thrown at the Rockefeller Christmas Tree. Then the broads take on a new segment where they choose between their favorite Christmas traditions. Cola keeps her pants on this time. 

Cola and Anna are back from their holiday hiatus to talk Rats and Christmas trees! Then it's all about their favorite New York actresses. The women who were born and raised in their great city.  And finally, Anna gets Cola to take her pants off in a trivia game for the ages. 

The broads are back and are just reeling from the results of the votes from their bacon, egg, and cheese poll on instagram. They answer some follow-up questions that their listeners posed and Cola rejoices over the successful sale of the Mets. Then it's all about Sex and the City, as the broads dissect their favorite characters and try and figure out how any of them afforded their apartments. 

The Broads are back to discuss more deli orders, and the iconic shoe of New York City, Timberlands. Then it's some well-earned nostalgia over Saturday Night Live and all the joy it brings to their lives. Let's face it we could all use a nice little distraction. 

It's the day before the Election to probably end-all Elections! Cola and Anna get real about how they feel about the state of the world and why it's so important to vote if you haven't already.    Go to https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2020-election-forecast/ to stress about the election results with Cola and meet her new friend Fivey Fox. 

It's a Halloween episode! Cola has some thoughts on what truly scares her (the sale of the Mets not going through) while Anna gives us some clear insight into what constitutes a "New Yorker." The broads then dive into all things Halloween and Cola tries to get #FuckSquints trending. Boo motherfuckers! 

Cola and Anna treat you to some high school shenanigans to kick things off this week, before diving into some thoughts on @newyorknicos latest Instagram bit, and why Medusa should be the hero of her story.  Then it's all about music. The broads cover everything from New York City punk rock to Jay-Z, and of course pay homage to the legend himself, Billy Joel. 

Cola and Anna tackle one of the most difficult topics yet, what they don't like about New York. This episode features some thoughts on the city's least likeable mayor and of course why you should never jump into a Brooklyn snow pile. But like true New York City masochist poets, they just can't seem to stay away. 

Read a fucking book! Cola and Anna have some thoughts on a beautiful Human's of New York story, the sketchy vote by mail ballots people in the city have received, and why Birds of Prey perfectly captures the love story of a woman and her breakfast sandwich. The broads then take a deep dive into the strong women and men that raised them and discuss whether any of these Italian ideals were feminist.

God forbid Cola steps on one of her grandma's tomatoes! Today we're talking summertime in Brooklyn! Anna and Cola kick things off with their thoughts on why real New Yorkers stay put in the city when things get tough, and of course pay tribute to the late OG Broad from Brooklyn Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Then it's everything the broads love about summertime in their favorite borough. From sausage and pe...

Jesus be a fence! It's episode eight! Cola is overjoyed by the sale of the Mets and Anna explains to us why the mayor's furlough doesn't mean jack. Then it's all about Brooklyn street games. You can play until the streetlights come on or stay out late and play some Manhunt. Just don't be the fool that gets stuck as the bottom in Buck Buck. 

Cola and Anna are excited to welcome their best friend Kristin on the show this week. The only broad currently still living in Brooklyn. The three share their thoughts on why NYU Students are tourists, how New York is dangerous again, and the real reason restaurants in the city are resuming indoor dining. Then of course, we have Cola's coming out story! ----more---- For questions, comments, or any...

It's episode six hot off the press with the ultimate showdown of rat vs. pigeon vs. man with pipe! Cola and Anna discuss New York's hot topics and get intimate on sex and dating. Anna will no longer date Italian men, and Cola can trace her gay root to the film Black Swan. This episode is not safe for work or for your parents, well actually, our parents. Enjoy!  ----more---- For questions, comments...

Cola and Anna are here to make you sound more like a real New Yorker as they go through a list of the most common New York slang and how to use it. Find out why bodegas and bagels are a way of life. And of course, their segment "We have some thoughts" makes an official debut. You can now follow them on instagram @twobroadsfrombrooklyn As promised, Momma Anna's Zucchini Pie Recipe: 2 Zucchinis, pee...

The Broads talk all things superstitions this week! Cola finally gets her answer as to why Anna won't buy a broom in August. They dive deep into what it means to break any of these Italian rituals (spoiler: it's usually death) and debut a new segment that they haven't named but will tell you exactly what you need to know about the Staten Island Ferry.  ----more---- For questions, comments, or anyt...

The broads go head to head discussing their favorite New York TV shows. Cola vs. Anna, Seinfeld vs. Friends, Sex and the City vs. Everybody. We learn about what made these shows quintessential New York and what that means to Cola and Anna. What's really unrealistic about Sex and the City, and how Cola plans to expand your vocabulary.  ----more---- For questions, comments, or anything in between: t...

It's time for a family history lesson! Cola and Anna discuss their family and how their dad's are from the same small town of 200 people. They give you a quick lesson in the Molise dialect, and why Cola's Nonna had to come to America on a boat. Episode Note: Anna would also like to mention her Nonno fought in WWII and not WWI. Whoops! It's all for the family on this episode of Two Broads! ----more...

Welcome to the first episode of Two Broads from Brooklyn. Cola and Anna give us a little insight into how they met, what it means to be from Brooklyn, and why Anna thinks Cola is a second-tier friend.  ----more----   For questions, comments, or anything in between: twobroadsfrombrooklyn@gmail.com   Cover Art by: Janell Turley @janellturley.art