The Hawaiian Comedian
Twitty In The City
A comedian and a radio DJ, what more do you need. Join two guys who meet by chance as they sit down each week to chat about everything under the sun. Whether it's cultural quirks, everyday life absurdities, or personal situations that keep us all on our toes. Twitty In The City is a mix of humor, raw honesty, and conversations you have with your friends or will after listening. We’ll bring on guests, answer questions, and share a lot of laughs along the way. No matter where you’re from or where you're at, you’ll find a voice that feels like home. Grab your headphones and join the conversation!
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The Hawaiian Comedian
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Latest episode
Jul 8, 2026
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Episodes
East Coast Food, Military Life, and Letting Your Kids Go | Twitty In The City Ep. 57 14.01.2026 30:37
In this episode of Twitty in the City , Twitty, Sean, & Jason (Sean’s son) sit down for a conversation about growing up, moving across the country, and how life changes when you leave home. From Jason discovering East Coast seafood after hating it his whole life, to allowances, military discipline, and what it’s like for a parent to watch their last kid build a life far away from home. Most P...
Allowance Is Ruining Kids (Here’s Why) | Twitty In The City Ep. 56 07.01.2026 38:43
In this episode of Twitty in the City , Twitty & Sean dive into the viral stat that kids today are getting an average $52 a month in allowance and absolutely tear it apart. From growing up with no guaranteed money, to hustling candy at school, cutting grass, and learning the hard way what work is actually worth, they debate whether paying kids for chores teaches responsibility… or entitlement....
Sean's New Year's Resolution is What?! (Find a New Year’s Resolution) | Twitty In The City Ep. 55 31.12.2025 27:29
Twitty & Sean help you rethink what New Year’s is really about so you can walk into the holidays with a resolution that fits your real life. Not just your Instagram. With Sean revealing his New Year’s resolution and why he picked it. Most Popular Episode: https://youtu.be/UHbz4NWR5JQ Full Playlist (Twitty In The City): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4JeO7cu87cursdY52V0ntP70HG_3B2...
Stop Buying Your Own Christmas Gifts (Yes, Even If It’s On Sale) | Twitty In The City Ep. 54 24.12.2025 29:37
It’s Christmas week, and Twitty & Sean jump into Amazon Wish List chaos and holiday shopping stress: what’s the point of making a Christmas gift list if you’re just going to “quick-swoop” the item the second it goes on sale? From there, they break down couples gift-giving rules, how to avoid last-minute Christmas shopping fights, and why gift lists “die by Friday” when deals, scarcity, and imp...
Should You Buy or Lease Your First Home? (In 25 Minutes) | Twitty In The City Ep. 53 17.12.2025 25:19
In this episode of Twitty in the City, Twitty & Sean debate buying vs leasing everything from houses and cars to appliances and phones. They break down renting vs owning a home, why mortgages and equity matter, and the hidden costs and freedoms behind car leases, mileage limits, and being a “wanderer” on the road. If you’ve ever wondered, “Is it better to buy or lease?” Check out this episode!...
Harbor Freight Took My Wallet Hostage | Twitty In The City Ep. 51 03.12.2025 23:13
In this episode,Twitty and Sean confess their toxic love affair with Harbor Freight. The store that turns every grown man into an impulse-buy zombie. They break down how a simple trip for one tool became a full-blown financial ambush. Most Popular Episode: https://youtu.be/UHbz4NWR5JQ Full Playlist (Twitty In The City): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4JeO7cu87cursdY52V0ntP70HG_3B2Pb...
Best Sick Day Remedies That Actually Work | Twitty In The City Ep. 50 26.11.2025 24:04
Twitty and Sean break down the real sick-day remedies we all grew up with. NyQuil knockouts, Vicks Vapor Rub, dry ham sandwiches, and every questionable “grandma cure” that somehow worked. Most Popular Episode: https://youtu.be/UHbz4NWR5JQ Full Playlist (Twitty In The City): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4JeO7cu87cursdY52V0ntP70HG_3B2Pb 00:00 Welcome to Twitty in the City 00:37 To...
Are We All Socially Awkward Now? Old-School Etiquette | Twitty In The City Ep. 49 19.11.2025 22:13
In this episode of Twitty in the City, Twitty goes solo and breaks down the everyday things we’ve somehow made weird. Like why a simple phone call feels like an emergency, why dressing up makes people think you’re quitting, and why real sleepovers and family dinners disappeared. From unlimited texting changing how we communicate to the death of basic social skills, Twitty and Sean unpack what we s...
Would You Fight for a TV? (Black Friday) | Twitty In The City Ep. 48 12.11.2025 37:46
Join Twitty and Sean for a Black Friday episode as they weigh whether a TV is worth throwing hands. They break down Black Friday deals vs. doorbusters, in-store shopping vs. Cyber Monday, and when it's OKAY to cut in Line. Then wrap with fast-food hacks. Most Popular Episode: https://youtu.be/UHbz4NWR5JQ Full Playlist (Twitty In The City): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4JeO7cu87cu...
Damage Report on Your 20s: Cars Owned, Jobs Quit, Tattoos (Be Honest) 05.11.2025 31:48
Join Twitty and Sean for a candid, funny “life body count” episode as they tally the “damage” from their 20s. How many cars they owned, jobs they quit, tattoos and piercings they collected, and how many times they got kicked out of places. Then wrap with a heated cats-vs-dogs debate. Most Popular Episode: https://youtu.be/UHbz4NWR5JQ Full Playlist (Twitty In The City): https://www.youtube.c...
How to Pronounce Pecan & Caramel vs Carmel (Pronunciation Debate) 29.10.2025 32:23
Twitty and Sean settle America’s biggest pronunciation debates: pecan vs pee-kahn, caramel vs Carmel, and the Boise pronunciation (“Boy-zee” vs “Boy-see”). Street-level takes, regional quirks (Oregon name, route vs root, creek vs crick), and a clear how-to so you can say it right. Perfect for American English pronunciation, accent differences, and U.S. regional dialect breakdowns. Most Popular...
Your Town’s Walmart Is a Mirror (Here’s What It Shows) 22.10.2025 31:00
In this episode join Twitty and Sean as they reminisce about popular retail stores from their childhood. A funny, honest tour of Middle-Class America through its aisles. We compare Target’s polish to Walmart’s “real,” shuffle through Ross/Kohl’s/Burlington, and hit the nostalgia of Payless and Kmart showing how stores double as status signals and city mirrors. Most Popular Episode: https://yo...
Free Isn’t Always Free: Time vs. Money (DIY) | Twitty In The City Ep. 44 15.10.2025 25:45
Twitty and Sean break down the hidden price of “free.” From oil changes and washer installs to the neighborhood cheat code of leaving stuff on the curb, they debate when it’s smarter to DIY or just pay for convenience. And asking the important question of can you return something that was free? Most Popular Episode: https://youtu.be/UHbz4NWR5JQ Full Playlist (Twitty In The City): https://w...
Microwaving Turkey on Thanksgiving?! Please Don’t | Twitty In The City Ep. 43 08.10.2025 32:06
Twitty & THC debate the must-have Thanksgiving lineup, Turkey (non-negotiable), and more! deep-fried vs. oven-bag turkey, and the great “veggie tray at dinner” rant. And swap holiday horror stories (microwaved turkey?! meatloaf on Thanksgiving?!). Most Popular Episode: https://youtu.be/UHbz4NWR5JQ Full Playlist (Twitty In The City): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4JeO7cu87cur...
Buy 3 Get Played: The Reality of Discounts | Twitty In The City Ep. 42 01.10.2025 22:00
Twitty and Sean break down the truth behind “deals” from McDonald’s bundles and BOGO hype to value menus, punch cards, and loyalty apps. We unpack price anchoring, shrinkflation, and the psychology behind limited-time offers so you can spot deceptive pricing and find real savings. If you’ve ever wondered whether that $5 meal deal or “buy 3, get 1 free” promo is actually cheaper, this episode does...
Costco Hot Dog: Ketchup or No Ketchup? | Twitty In The City Ep. 41 24.09.2025 30:54
Twitty & Sean tackle the food-court debate of the decade: Costco hot dog—ketchup or no ketchup? Along the way they lay down corn-dog law (mustard only), pit Idaho fry sauce vs ketchup, test waffle fries with chili and fries-in-butter, and rank loaded baked-potato toppings vs the plain burger life. 00:00 Welcome to Twitty in the City 03:45 Pumpkin Spice.. 05:48 Hamburgers: The Essentials 10...
Twitty Eats WHAT?! | Twitty In The City Ep. 40 17.09.2025 24:29
Twitty and Sean tackle everyday food debates: bread heel (“bread butt”) vs center slices, pulp vs no-pulp orange juice, saving steak fat, and leftovers vs fresh. 00:00 Welcome to Twitty in the City 03:21 Food and Childhood Memories 11:34 Milk 15:43 Bread “butt” 18:03 Fair Food 19:34 Donuts 23:31 Closing Presented by The Hawaiian Comedian Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twi...
Gen X vs Millennials: Who Taps Out First? | Twitty In The City Ep. 39 10.09.2025 34:10
In this episode, Twitty and Sean go back and forth on Gen X vs. Millennials—who’s really “soft,” how tech changed everything, and what parenting used to look like compared to now. It’s a mix of jokes, stories, and a little bit of generational roasting. 00:00 Welcome to Twitty in the City 05:34 Generational Differences in Parenting 11:07 Millennials vs. Gen X 19:20 Debate on Technology Dependenc...
The Great Leftovers Debate | Twitty In The City Ep. 38 03.09.2025 26:03
Twitty and Sean go to war over leftovers: one swears “leftover” can never be “fire,” the other claims some food is better the next day. Drop “#fire” if you think leftovers wins. 00:00 Welcome to Twitty in the City 03:57 Debate on Leftovers 11:35 Microwave vs. Oven 13:37 Lasagna 16:59 The Leftover Controversy 22:53 Rice: The Exception to the Rule 25:29 Final Thoughts Presented by The Haw...
My Plane's Engine Died On The Runway | Twitty In The City Ep. 37 27.08.2025 25:46
What should’ve been a simple wedding trip turns into a nightmare: engine dead on the runway, rerouted to nowhere, 25 empty bins but “no space,” and a DoorDash fail in Philly at midnight. Come laugh at my pain. 00:00 Welcome to Twitty in the City 00:56 Travel Troubles Begin 02:37 Unexpected Detours and Delays 10:31 A Glimmer of Hope 12:22 Late Night Food Voucher 14:43 The Disappointment Unfolds...
How I Survived Four Days of Tequila | Twitty In The City Ep. 36 20.08.2025 29:14
Twitty’s back from Portugal — palace hotels, $4 Ubers, beach parties, rooftop dinners, and an open bar that didn’t quit. Daily tequila marathons, winery stays, and a sweltering 96-degree wedding in a black tux. 00:00 Welcome to Twitty in the City 01:27 Travel Mishap Story 04:50 Portugal Wedding Adventure 15:45 Dinner in the Fields 16:31 Rooftop Hotel Experience 19:44 The Wedding Ceremony 23:31...
Skills You’ll Never Use Again | Twitty In The City Ep. 35 13.08.2025 35:13
This week, Twitty and Sean take a chaotic stroll down memory lane—from the days of brown paper bag book covers and rewinding VHS tapes with pencils to navigating the modern world with too many boats and not enough backup keys. They debate which life skills are now completely useless (cursive, anyone?) and which ones we probably shouldn’t have let go. 00:00 Welcome to Twitty in the City 02:03...
We treat week 1 like the super bowl | Twitty In The City Ep. 34 06.08.2025 28:38
Fall’s in the air and we’re deep in the nostalgia, from old school Christmas catalogs to the return of football season. Twitty and Sean take you back to when the Sears book ran the holidays, when jerseys had power, and when your Christmas list was basically a negotiation. 00:00 Welcome to Twitty in the City 01:15 Football Fandom and Team Loyalty 06:18 Nostalgia: Catalogs and Christmas Lists 14:5...
Tipping at McDonald’s Now!? | Twitty In The City Ep. 33 30.07.2025 26:21
In this episode of Twitty in the City, Twitty and Sean dive into the wild world of modern tipping culture ranting about fast food workers expecting tips, cashiers panicking over cash payments, and the death of basic social skills. 00:00 Welcome to Twitty in the City 02:34 The Tipping Debate 03:59 Fast Food Tipping Dilemma 07:57 Restaurant Tipping Etiquette 10:21 Memorable Dining Experiences 15:...
I Got a New Boat… Then Amazon Sent Another One | Twitty In The City Ep. 32 23.07.2025 25:59
Sean got a new boat… but thanks to Amazon, he might end up with two. In this episode, we break down the wild delivery fail, the moral dilemma of keeping both, and whether turning them into a DIY catamaran is genius or just plain chaos. Should he return it or keep flexin’? 00:00 Welcome to Twitty in the City 03:24 The Boat 07:14 The Second Boat 12:35 Moral Police and Amazon Returns 13:24 Garage...
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