Twinnovation

Dave is pushing petals for a hands on way to open doors with your feet. Jeff is getting conical to keep the cats out and the sunshine in. Ana is helping you spread out in your sleep with the bed of your dreams. Follow @meow.meow.kittenz for Jeff's little cats. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is partnering with the NSA to resurrect the old you. Jeff is pushing the fat cats to help you burn fat all year 'round. Ana is getting you high with a hotbox hoodie. New merch drop at slop.online. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Welcome back, Nation! Dave is turning you around to tan you all around. Jeff is shaking things up for your up-stairs neighbors. Ana is solving the mystery of the hidden Affleck. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is creating high-class camping for the common man. Jeff has a significant way to charge up with your significant other. Ana is brining the spectacle of squirrels to the strip club. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Twinnovation is back! Dave is giving you the best sleep of your life, anywhere in the world. Jeff is selling a 3D measuring stick for your street furniture. Ana is saving you from plane crashes with an inflatable bubble. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Happy 300 episodes to the Nation! Dave is maxing out your muscles and for maximum profit. Jeff is feeding the nation with his meat. Ana is pitching a farm to table bar that's a real cash cow. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is turning the spaghetti industry on it's head. Jeff is scratching that itch deep inside you. Ana is catering your next event with balloons. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is fluffing up your bed with built-in pillows. Jeff is getting you shredded on Shreddabull™ meat. Ana gives a PSA for the nation to be nice to service workers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is catching up the ketchup industry. Jeff is finding a handmade loophole for your manufacturing needs. Ana is keeping the bears at bay and the ATVers away. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The One Where They Scheme and Dream. Dave is using your arms to see. Jeff is using spyware to hear. And Ana is bringing back boats.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is closing couches for cuddles. Jeff is 3D printing your next best haircut. Ana is helping you hitch a ride up a hill. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is charging bones to work out your bone. Jeff is keeping your toes free from tucked sheets. Ana is fighting for the dandelions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is helping you sip your piss. Jeff is gamifying your chores. Ana is pitching strollers for adults. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is closing your sleep cycle by opening your legs. Jeff pitches a Twinnovation NFT. Ana is getting dollars for poking fun at your dongles. The nation comes to collect your debt! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is pitching a fabric that never goes out of style. Jeff is selling pot-cast seeds and sticking it to the man. Ana is helping you eat out when you eat out. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is letting you have your cake and eat it too. Jeff is monetizing the sun. Ana pitches dying your pitches a different color. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is laundering lint into wife beaters tank tops. Jeff tries to re-salt your salivary glands, mid-drink. Ana is scrapping together a dating app for people with only an hour to spare. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is rolling up your shoes. Jeff is planting your dream garden. Ana is heating you up and vibrating you awake. The Slop Shop is open: https://slop.online/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

National sickout: Monday March 15, 2021. “What up schemers, dreamers, misdemeanors, and herbs? It is time for the Nation to truly riiiiiise up! As we cross the 1 year anniversary of what has been the BEAST year of our lives may I pose a question? .....please do. Do you remember the 13th? ....... Yes, thats right Ana. I am talking about Friday the 13th of March, 2020. Basically the unofficial start...

Dave is playing footsie with trees. Jeff is helping out the fat cats. Ana keeps shorts from coming up short. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is torturing birds for your benefit. Jeff is fertilizing your kids. Ana is sending out really good bad resumes. Stay schemin' See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave pitches soul music for your soul. Jeff is getting you buff with chick. Ana is up-selling on Etsy. Diamond hands are back! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave pitches two socks in one. Ana is stinking up the mask game. Jeff wants to heat you up and cool you down. Fuck you, Rush! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is turning your toilet into a shitty tub. Jeff is poking holes in your duvet. Ana wants to Febreeze your dirty mouth. The Catch of the Day makes a super-sizes comeback. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dave is wiping your windows as you sleep. Jeff is helping you throw some snow. Ana is pitching snowshoes with hot, fail spikes. Bundle up, Nation, it's the snowpocalypse! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .