Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Being “too much” hits different when you realize people only said it because they couldn’t keep up. This isn’t a “love yourself” Pinterest quote — this is emotional truth-telling with volume, boundaries, delusion, and clarity… all tangled together like your last situationship. In this episode of Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nale...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Childhood confidence hits different when you’re high on Kool-Aid, running from chanclas, or convinced your family vacation counted as “character building.” Somewhere between chaos and core memory, we all had our delusional era—and this week, we’re unpacking every cringe and chemical choice that got us here. In this nostalgia-f...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Gratitude hits different when you’ve been ghosted, gaslit, overworked, and still somehow show up soft for the people you love. This isn’t a “I’m thankful for my home, health, and hot coffee” episode — this is gratitude with attitude: petty, honest, healing, and a little bit unhinged. In this episode of Twin Tangents, Anthony a...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Halloween used to be simple — pillowcases full of sugar, cheap plastic masks, and the occasional emotional damage disguised as a “family costume.” But now? Candy’s $12.99, kids don’t trick-or-treat after sunset, and somehow we’re the ones checking for razor blades and red flags. In this haunted, hysterical Halloween special, w...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Ghosts are cute… until the lights flicker mid-sentence, your grandma’s perfume shows up uninvited, and your dog starts growling at a corner you swore was empty. In this séance-style episode, we’re crossing the line between scared and scarred —summoning what still haunts us, burying what no longer serves, and laughing through t...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Ghost stories are cute… until your dog stares into the kitchen like he’s seeing Grandpa, your phone rings from inside the house, and Brenda swears her cousin’s friend barely escaped a guy in the backseat. In this episode, we raid the rumor mill of urban legends—what’s real, what’s cautionary cosplay, and why we still check the...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Ghosts in the attic are one thing — but have you ever been haunted by that text you sent in 2014, or dreamed something so real it followed you into daylight? Forget creaky floorboards and horror-movie jump scares: the scariest stuff is often the memories, regrets, and family shadows we can’t shake. In “What Haunts Us,” Anthony...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Ghosts are scary, sure — but have you ever been ambushed by a Jehovah’s Witness at your front door, or realized you’re somehow too old for TikTok but too young to retire? As kids we panicked over Candyman and whatever lurked under the bed. Now the real monsters look a lot like the IRS, ringing doorbells, and unanswered voicema...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Success is rigged, timelines are fake, and somewhere between “fake it till you make it” and “don’t post it till three weeks later,” Anthony and Nalee decided to crown themselves Valedictorians of Their Own Damn Lives. This week on Twin Tangents , they drag hustle culture, side-eye comparison traps, and fight for ten full minut...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Guilt is sneaky, generational baggage is heavy, and somewhere between “boys will be boys” and “love means sacrifice,” we realized we’ve been therapizing ourselves on-air. This week on Twin Tangents , Anthony and Nalee drag family expectations, relationship double standards, and the shame Olympics — all while debuting their new...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Today, Twin Tangents pauses for something deeper. Anthony and Nalee take a moment to honor two important themes: caring for our mental health and remembering the lives touched by 9/11. September is Mental Health Awareness Month, and they open up about the struggles so many carry — from the pressure to “toughen up” to the coura...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Pumpkin spice is in the air, cuffing season is creeping in, and suddenly every candle feels like a personal identity crisis. 🍂 This week on Twin Tangents: Pumpkin Spice and Existential Crises, Anthony and Nalee dive headfirst into the cozy-core chaos of fall — from prom-night regrets and awkward flings to the infamous Broomst...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Move over, Mean Girls — the cafeteria politics were real. This week on Twin Tangents: The Syllabus Is Trauma, Anthony and Nalee crack open the filing cabinet labeled “school shame” and pull out every glittery gold star, bathroom pass, and detention slip we’re still low-key healing from. We’re talking:  🍕 Cafeteria cold wars,...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked , Anthony and Nalee spiral straight into a Big Tangent™ — and let’s just say, the syllabus includes sex, self-sabotage, and slightly too many dildo tangents. We’re talking:  🍆 Size myths, insecurities, and “sexpectations” vs. reality  💋 Good makeouts that ruin your life...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Move over, Barbara Walters — we’ve got questions and zero chill. This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked , Anthony and Nalee step into their most chaotic roles yet: Barbara Walters’ depth, Katie Couric’s warmth, Anderson Cooper’s emotional gut-punch, and Jimmy Fallon’s unhinged game-night energy… all rolled into...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked , Anthony and Nalee are checking in on their mental health — which is cute, except neither of them is entirely sure where it went. We’re talking:  🧠 Brain status updates ranging from “thriving” to “crying in the produce aisle”  💄 Coping mechanisms that double as Sephora...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Buckle up, hoes—this one’s gross, unfiltered, and probably going to haunt you. This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked , Anthony and Nalee dive headfirst into the toilet bowl of shame and resurface with gold medals in poop stories, puke disasters, sexual mishaps, childhood cringe, and public humiliation that des...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Welcome back to the chaos — and this week? We’re spiraling deep into the group chat between your phone, your FBI agent, and probably Alexa. In this episode of Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked , your favorite duo, Anthony (emotionally unwell but vibing) and Nalee (high-key delulu, low-key terrified), take off the glove...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Welcome back to the spiral, besties—this week, we’re dragging social media to court and serving messy, mildly controversial opinions with love (kinda). On this episode of Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked , your favorite chaotic duo, Anthony (petty with a PhD in judgment) and Nalee (emotionally guarded but always onlin...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked , we’re not calm, we’re not collected—and we’re definitely taking everything way too personally . Join Anthony (chronically annoyed but deeply intuitive) and Nalee (queen of fake healing and real rage) as they spiral through the petty, the personal, and the publicly disres...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Welcome back to the chaos—this week, we’re spiraling into the tangled web of friendship timelines, emotional receipts, and the growing pains no one preps you for. In this episode of Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, your resident overthinkers Anthony (holds grudges with flair) and Nalee (remembers every seat switch in...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Welcome back to the chaos—this week, the tangents are pop culture-flavored and piping hot. In this episode of Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, your favorite duo, Anthony (emotionally invested in everything) and Nalee (chronically online, unapologetically delulu), dive headfirst into the messy, meme-worthy world of ce...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). ⚠️ Heads up, HOEs — this might be our most serious episode yet… but don’t worry, it’s still deeply chaotic. 💅 This Deluxe Drop is full of big feelings, big laughs, and bigger truths. We’re cracking open identity, masculinity, grief, culture, and chosen family—all with our usual unfiltered flair. Because June isn’t just about...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Sharpen your pencils and pass the potato salad — it’s time for The Official Cookout Eligibility Exam . We’re kicking things off with a moment of truth and reflection as we honor Juneteenth — a celebration of delayed freedom, erased history, and ongoing resistance. It’s not just a day off. It’s not about hashtags. And Brenda, t...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us).  Last week was just the appetizer. This week? We’re giving you the messy, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged buffet of us . Consider this your chaotic crash course in all things Anthony and Nalee—your new besties, podcast hosts, and emotional support hot messes. In this bonus deep dive, we spiral (shocker), overshare (on brand),...