Twilight Decoded: A Twilight Podcast

In this week's episode the girls discuss the last three books in the first section of Breaking Dawn. Edward and Bella finally experience their first time together and we try to get excited about it! Bella finds out she's pregnant! We listen to Despacito! https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

The girls are finally back and ready to discuss Breaking Dawn! In this week's episode we break down all the exciting moments, from the wedding to the build up to Bella and Edward's first time. Alexa, play Supermassive Black Hole! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

It took three books but in the last few chapters of Eclipse the girls finally feel peace and closure with the saga. We feel bad for Jacob, Edward gets horny in the meadow and we get geared up to discuss Breaking Dawn! twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this week's episode we welcome our first male guest in order to give the podcast the long awaited guy's perspective that it so desperately needed! We discuss the Tent Scene™, Bella and Jacob's steamy kiss, and rejoice over the death of contemporary media's most forgettable villain, Victoria! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this week's episode the girls gear up for one of the most iconic and important scenes in the Twilight saga: the engagement! We discuss what it would be like to attend a Cullen party, the upcoming fight, and we nearly experience Edward and Bella's first time. Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this week's episode we have a guest to help us discuss chapters 13-16 of Eclipse. We discuss the shocking Jacob/Bella kiss, reminisce over our high school graduation alongside Bella, and use scientific knowledge to answer some questions about the saga that has been bothering us. Engine: Accelerate! https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

On this week's podcast the girls discuss chapters 9-12 of Eclipse. We honour the memory of Princess Diana, discuss the cruel murders of Gary Ridgeway (The Green River Killer) and get overexcited at the word "sexy" being uttered for the first time in the saga. Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this episode the girls discuss chapters 5-8 of Eclipse. We discover some things we didn't know about Mormonism, compare the wolves with the Hulk, and get hot and heavy with Bella and Edward! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

Eclipse, everyone's favourite book, is finally here! The girls discuss all the great moments from the first four chapters, including Edward's extremely manipulative actions, Bella and Charlie having the sex talk, and Jacob just being Jacob. Here we go! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In our final New Moon episode, the girls get in depth on everything from problematic relationships to what makes a good make-out session. We discuss the dramatic final moments of New Moon, and ask ourselves if the book we all dreaded to read was really as bad as we remembered. Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In our second to last episode covering New Moon, the girls (now sober) take a calm and concentrated look at chapters 17-20 of the book. We ask questions about imprinting! We ponder whether vampires are faster than planes! And we finally have the Edward and Bella reunion we have been waiting for! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

Our first and last drunk podcast. We apologise for this episode in advance. https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this very aggressive episode, the girls discuss chapters 9-12 of our new favourite book in the saga, New Moon. Tensions arise as Jacob vs. Edward arguments begin, and we debate what the definition of a cult is for nearly 20 minutes. Enjoy! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

This week, we dive right into chapters 5-8 of New Moon! Are we Jacob Black stans now? Is Bella Swan the worst female character ever written in the history of modern literature? Will Bianca ever stop being horny? Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

New Moon baby! This week we have a special announcement to make, and the girls talk about literally anything except for chapters 1-4 of New Moon! Yeehaw! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In their shortest (and probably worst) episode yet, the girls discuss the final chapters of Twilight. So, did it live up to our 13 year old memories? Will Bianca ever find a fault in Edward? Are we mentally prepared to discuss New Moon? Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In our most bloated episode yet, we discuss the penultimate four chapters of Twilight. We talk about the Twilight murders, why Bella is a narcissist, and we have our first hardcore Team Jacob supporter!

In this week's episode, the girls discuss chapters 13-16. Edwards drinks Bella's tears and we discuss why Edward is a psychopath. Tune in! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

We welcome our second guest in this week's episode, where we discuss chapters 9-12 of Twilight. We ask the hard questions, including who of the Cullens' may be harboring homoerotic feelings, what Emmett's deep love of bears means, and we question Edward's fashion sense. Tune in for a wild ride! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this episode, we have our first special guest on to discuss chapters 5-8 of Twilight! We meet Jacob Black! Bella orders mushroom ravioli at a restaurant! Tune in for more exciting moments!

Our first episode! We discuss books 1-4 in the Twilight novel and document our mental breakdowns in the process!