Twaugust: A Four-Minute Daily Missistake

Highlights of me watching vampires attack: "Oh FUCK." "OW" "FUCK." and "fuckfuckfucktheydon'tshowitallthewaybutjesuschrist" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the week three recap, we throw out the recap and get down to the nitty-gritty - Bobby Pats? Missi brings in two very special guests - her favorite Des Moines darling, Nikki Love, and her longsuffering, personal collaborator (husband), Tomato Tomato. We nail down how cute Robert Pattinson is and how Robert Patterson is not Robert Pattinson. I also recap the highlights of the film, because I know...

"Join our cult...join our cult...j-join our...cult?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Going on the run sucks when you're still a high school student stuck in a high school drama and then also vampires. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They should have never played ball. Now we're on the run, no longer having fun, because of Bella's blood. Tone = shifted. (cat cameo at the end) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I would have never believed this movie has a five minute scene that revolves around baseball and bad vampires. And that it would be the best five minutes of the film. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This entire podcast, our entire journey, with Bobby Pats, with Kay Stew, and with myself, have led us all to this glorious moment: "Play ball." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thunderstorms and lightning, Edward's really frightening me! Today's episode is a full-on audio experience unlike any other Twaugust ep - Mother Nature herself is my special guest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our first piece of Missi-ing Information - material cut from the episode, but still interesting enough to exist! Emily, Forrest, and I had an extended talk about Radio Free Multiverse Trivia and how The George Lucas Talk Show brought Alice and us together in the first place. Make sure to subscribe to Radio Free Multiverse on Twitch at: twitch.tv/radiofreemultiverse/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Do vampire fly or do they merely avoid the ground exceptionally well? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guess Whose Coming to (be) Dinner? Famous Italian, Bella Swan. Will her goose be cooked? Will the blood run down her Swan neck? A Family Fangsgiving to Remember, tonight on Twaugust. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anytime we dig deeper into the lore and mythology of this world and get out of the flowery field of teen romance, I instantly am back in. This is one of those episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In what was successfully edited down to under the length of the first-half of the film, Emily and Forrest from Radio Free Multiverse - twitch.tv/radiofreemultiverse - join Missi for her ramblings of a person who is clearly in the middle of their own existential horror amongst the teen drama existential horror. Get settled for eyebanging, red flag, and Anna Kendrick was also there. Hosted on Acast....

We hit the halfway mark and return to the film's tried and true form - a high school romantic drama, where one of the couple wants to murder and suck the blood from the other. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which Bella takes every red flag that Edward has given her, puts them in a pile, lights them on fire, then dives face first into the flames. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Every day, it seems we have strayed further from the maker's light, but then, we are led to a foggy woods in Forks, WA, and the light doth shine its shimmery grace upon us. And like seeing the face of the maker, I may never be able to use my eyes again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Edward voted against a relationship before he voted for it, Bring Your Daughter to Work Night, and a record setting amount of 'What?'s in the last minute - this is the nonsense I am dealing with before we even hit the halfway mark. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We achieve the triple lip-bite, and I achieve the maximum amount of Edward I care to for a while. Bring back Jacob! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In my longest solo episode yet, we hit the threshold of the first-third of the film and I get a mighty second wind as we enter the second-third. And in today's episode, Alice finally gets what she wanted. Come for the reveals, stay for the revelations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An exposition buffet on the beach might be just the palette cleanser I need to reinvigorate my appetite for this film. (It is). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ya'll, it's not looking any better for #TeamEdward, how many times does a person have to tell you they are bad for you for you to believe them? And we've just crossed the 30 minute mark officially! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm joined by Des Moines actor and playwright, Adam Bielgard (@_cuilhandluke), to cover the first 30ish minutes in an oral history recap. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I was not ready, so not ready, for how this oft-romanticized and admired relationship started out. I hope I use the word "gaslighting" correctly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know the phrase, "can't see the forest because of the trees"? With this movie, I can't see the story because of the faces. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I've got a fever and the only prescription is more Twaugust...and bedrest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.