TV Ate My Dinner

Dolph vs. Arnold:  Separated at birth?  You Dolph-fans should be pleased at this impromptu Dolph Lundgren tribute which contrasts the careers of the Masters of the Universe star and Predator macho man Arnold Schwarzenegger.  Who's the bigger action star?  You decide...

From the WWGC archives comes a beautifully bizarre Dark Crazy bonus feature.  This is part of our ongoing Radio Rescue Project, so we present this offbeat radio play that we did not produce.  We just found it.  So we give it to you, world.  Enjoy.

You cannot deny the undeniable coolness of Episode Z! Sean and Brooks take time from sharing their views on movies and television to prepare you, the listener, for mankind's inevitable fall to the growing zombie menace.  This is one episode you can't afford to miss!

The guys bring the truth when they uncover the secret conspiracies veiled in SciFi.  Were the Smurfs communist?  Did Star Trek have a secret socialist agenda?  Was Gandalf magical or did he just have awesome weed?  We may never know the answers to these questions.  But we're gonna do our best to crack this nut before the night is through.  So the real question is:  Can you handle it?  Are you read...

The boys tackle all things twisty, from Twilight Zone to the Sixth Sense.  If someone dies in the first five minutes or the hero turns out to be the killer, or the whole thing turns out to be a dream, you're gonna hear about it here.  If you're not up to speed on your thrill-kill suspense films, you might want to sit this one out.  All secrets are revealed...

Sean and Brooks trek deep into Sci Fi country to explore the show that started it all.  What separates the original Star Trek from its spin-offs and countless imitators?  Where did science fiction lose its way?  And can the new Trek film set it right by bringing back Kirk and Spock?

Sean and Brooks discuss the Simpsons Movie and the newest Harry Potter, also what makes Potter such a cultural phenomenon and what drives Cuba Gooding's unfortunate career decisions...

Brooks & Sean talk about important life lessons you can learn from watching horror movies.  There are also a few lessons horror filmmakers can learn about their craft and the expectations of their audience.

Sean Gilbert, Greg Starks, and Brooks Robinson talk about movies, TV and media issues.  In this first episode we cover the Transformers movie, the new JJ Abrahms project, the success of TV shows like Heroes and the unfortunate demise of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.  There is also some talk about how housewives are ruining American television.

The Inn of the Broken Sword is a tavern that travels from place to place, wherever there are stories to tell.  And if you should wander in, you won't be leaving without telling yours...

The Dark Crazy gets real with some straight talk about image obsessed attention freaks.  What did Lenny Kravitz or Audrey Hepburn ever do to me?  Nothin', but that's beside the point.  I'll tackle Playboy, Maxim and Victoria's Secret for their collective role in making the world feel ugly and making it harder for me to get served in bars.  Pluse some new music, too.

In the latest edition of This Week in Angst, Sean explores the impact of the WB's demise on 30 year old men who watch TV shows about 17 year old girls.  Also covered is the death of the OC, the future of One Tree Hill, the failing Fox formula of fast-paced thrillers like 24 and the rise of Heroes.  And what's with the guy on Prisonbreak?  He's a super-genius, but he has to have a tattoo to remembe...

Sean returns to rambling about TV shows, abandoning the bones left behind by the late WB and targeting bigger game.  No more Gilmore Girls, no more One Tree Hilll, no more OC.  This time around it's about Fox thrillers like PrisonBreak and why a guy who needs to get a tattoo to remember where he left his car is considered a genius.  Now it's about why 24 is losing ground to NBC's Heroes, and shows...

The Secret Lives of Socks

The Arm Wrestling World Championship!

This latest edition of the program is basically me drinking some beers and complaining about the demise of the beloved WB.  I sound like I'm hopped up on cough syrup and am really agitated considering I'm a grown man talking about shows that were created to appeal to 15 year old girls.

The unnecessarily delayed epilogue to the classic radio serial.

The video diary of a nothin' nobody trying to get noticed in the information age.  The Ducksuit Shuffle is a peek into the Early Days of El Gilberto and a fun look at the Dark Crazy's production efforts.

Paragon and Witch Hunter face off against the Persecutor, with the help of Dr. Dark.

The long-awaited return of the Dark Crazy features new music from Bob Gentry, Anne Davis, Andy Zipf and Stuckey & Murray. Plus a little TV talk.

The Patriotic Paragon and Witch Hunter capture the diabolical Dr. Dark, only to discover he is a small part of a much more unsettling plot against America!

This time Sean turns his overattention to the WB spook show, "Supernatural".

The Patriotic Paragon finds an unexpected partner in his fight to stop Dr. Dark!

Over 10 minutes of incoherent babbling on the subject of the WB teen melo-drama, "One Tree Hill".

The Patriotic Paragon is called back into action when Dr. Dark's legacy of evil threatens the American way of life!