Tutor Reviews

"This time, it ain't just about being fast"... Wait, that's the wrong franchise involving speed demons, but y'all get it. This is still becoming one of my favorite franchises nonetheless. Shadow is here to kick ass. Enjoy, folks.

Enjoy, people.

While the bar was set very low in this series, this one at least deserves a top 3 spot... There's a new appreciation for it from me. Enjoy, people.

Brandy is no stranger to screaming those amazing vocals on classic R&B songs, so let's see if she'll apply that here now that A24 has brought her back to the genre... This looks more funny than anything, but we shall see. Enjoy, y'all.

Sony has been on the chopping block ever since they started making Marvel movies, but I think this time will be different... And if it's not, at least there's finally a proper rating this one has in order to go completely crazy with the violence. A hunter has to hunt at the end of the day, and in a bloody fashion. Enjoy, people.

I wish I didn't know what they did... Because when it's all said and done, it makes me wish that we'd gotten what was originally planned for this sequel. This falls in line with the Cursed Third entries that are actually awful on screen. Ben Willis should've stayed dead for this one. Like really dead. Enjoy, folks.

Just keep in mind that these kind of trailers, I do for y'all... These are the sacrifices I make for the sake of the listeners. Now this may not be as bad as it looks, but first impressions and all. Enjoy, people.

I desperately wanted to be excited for this, but it seems like not even the marketing team is halfway there themselves... So what's a guy to do when this is the second reboot in less than ten years? Stay hopeful I guess. Enjoy, folks.

Let's F***ing Go... Enjoy, people.

This cast sold me on this movie and outside of the title, I didn't even know what this really was about... But again, this cast makes everything else almost work itself out in the process. Star studded. Enjoy, folks.

All I wanted was a better movie than the last one... And some cool slasher movie elements. I think they may have heard me this time around. Enjoy, people.

This actually belongs in the Forever Defending category for me, undoubtedly... T2 set a very high bar and while these entires kind of know they won't top that, they all try new things that may or may not work. This works. And it's a true crime that it wasn't appreciated when it had it's day. This is still the best entry post T2. Enjoy, y'all.

This Christmas, I don't think Santa Clause will be much involved at all... He's probably dismembered in the worst way possible by way of Art The Clown, who has been taking control over the slasher genre for some years now. And I'm welcoming him back with open arms, assuming they're still attached after seeing this. Enjoy, folks.

I kept both my intro AND outro very brief here... So my apologies if I didn't get into geek mode explaining like I usually do, but this fourth time was way more than a charm for me. Enjoy, y'all.

Pardon my excitement here, but this just wasn't on my radar... As if that was a huge surprise. But I do this for the listeners, even at the expense of my own sanity. Enjoy, folks.

This is one of the most straightforward titles I've seen in a minute, and YIKES... Does this Boy kill a lot of the world here. At least the people in the world he's come to know and hate. His hatred is worn on his sleeve, and their blood is worn on his fists. His entire body actually. Enjoy, people.

"Let's A-Go!"... Enjoy, y'all.

God bless Fede Alvarez, man... He clearly looks like he understands the assignment here. Alien looks to be back to it's true form. Enjoy, people.

Say it... Enjoy, y'all.

John Woo once again shows why his action films can stay relevant and prove people wrong... I was one of those people just now. Enjoy, folks.

I know what I said about me and these religiously driven horror movies, but here we are... And I do want to support a Philly filmmaker, so let's see how this goes. Enjoy, people.

I mean, it's got Denzel Washington in it, so that's a good thing... Right? Enjoy, people.

Just when you thought it was safe to tune in to another episode... Oh, y'all thought I was going to mention the water? No, I don't swim with sharks. But the good folks of Amity Island do. Enjoy, people.

"If that wasn't Michael Myers burning up in that car, then a lot of other kids are gonna be slaughtered tonight"... That line is worth the price of admission here. Enjoy, y'all.

"Welcome to Earth"... Enjoy, folks.