Tutor Reviews

LFG... Enjoy, people.

I said it once, and I'll say it again... Jack Skellington has better rhymes than the majority of mainstream Hip Hop these days. Danny Elfman should ghostwrite for the music industry with uplifting music cues like this. Enjoy, people.

More sharks... More carnage. Probably more complaints, but we shall see. Enjoy, y'all.

Tis the season for us to venture off into one of the most iconic homes in cinematic history... Traps and all. Enjoy, people.

While the news caught me off guard, I was more than ready to discuss this on the spot... After how bad The Mummy 2017 was, fans deserve much better. Enjoy, y'all.

"Look up"... Enjoy, folks.

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will pop up on this podcast for another go round... Because who actually gets tired of this film? No, it's not a Christmas movie, but this gave me and Alex some pretty good cheer throughout. Enjoy, y'all.

You know what it is... Wax on, wax off. Again. Enjoy, folks.

Let's just get on with it... Lord knows I had to. Enjoy, folks.

The title kind of gives away just how long it seems it took this movie to come to fruition... But I won't do too much complaining if these zombie-like things are back in the mix. Enjoy, people.

Who doesn't love a little Christmas tree in their bowl for the holiday season?... Enjoy, folks.

Unlike 98% of the characters in this film, I can once again say that I survived Art The Clown... Again. But damn, was it a painfully brutal time to get through. I enjoy these films, but I've never seen kill sequences like this ever. Prepare to hear me cringe. Enjoy, people.

Harper, Robyn, Lance, Mia, Quinten and the rest of the crew are back for some holiday shenanigans but the emotional stakes are even higher now... Believe me, I tried my best to keep a dry eye this entire episode. I really did. Enjoy, y'all.

Who doesn't love a friendly get together?... Especially around the holiday season. But with friends like these, it's really no surprise why people decide to spend the holidays alone. Enjoy, folks.

There's always room for zombies on the show... And they'll always make plenty of room for whoever's on the menu. Enjoy, people.

On Earth, everyone will hear you scream... Especially when there's certain expectations this series BETTER live up to. Enjoy, folks.

Pauly Shore just can't escape being a party animal, and I'm actually here for it most of the time... I went into this one blind so not only wish me luck, wish the same to the poor souls who are about to get to know him. Enjoy, people.

No long caption needed... Enjoy, y'all.

If we all had to go around the table and say what we're thankful for, I'd say that I'm thankful for a horror director like Eli Roth... And I'd follow up with the fact that John Carver has made a name for himself when it comes to holiday slasher cinema. Let's eat. Enjoy, people.

Are these zombies, crazed townspeople, drugged up party goers?... I'm not sure, but this is all done in one single shot apparently. If not, they did a damn good job covering up the transitions throughout. Enjoy, people.

The juice is loose again, but does this legacy batch of juice pack the same lunch as the original?... Say his name three times and let's test that theory. Enjoy, y'all.

The Sanderson Sisters are back to wreak havoc on Salem once again, but we all know how hit or miss these legacy sequels can be... Maybe a little bit of magic and mayhem can put this up to par with the original, or at least try to. Enjoy, folks.

You know what?... No. Just no. Enjoy, people.

Leigh Whannell is more than familiar with the horror genre, but now it seems like Blumhouse is having him craft his own Dark Universe for these movies monsters... The Invisible Man wasn't amazing but it's okay enough and if this movie can make him two for two, just go ahead and let that man cook. Horror fans deserve a consistent resurgence of Universal monsters. Enjoy, folks.

It's a very strange time in Life when I'm impressed with The Crooked Man on screen... But I think I gassed myself up a bit too much by thinking The Babadook could offer the same impression. It's like he's always around, but never visible half the time so I'm left with a crazed mother and child. Bare with me here. Enjoy, y'all.