Tutor Reviews

There was no excuse at all for me not to cover this today... And honestly I should've done this two years ago when I started this show. But better late than never, and I don't mind glorifying the best sequel in the franchise. This is when Jason established himself as the Rock Star of the big dog slashers. Undead and unchained, Mr. Voorhees is back to make folks put some speck on his name. And I am...

While X is still the absolute 10/10 horror flick of 2022 for me, Ti West decided that there's much more story to good old Pearl than we may have imagined... I'm here to let y'all know that I wasn't one of those people who was curious about any of this really. At least I don't remember being interested. Pearl was creepy, sex crazed, and sadistic so that could've been left to the imagination in her...

...Enjoy, people.

No long caption needed... Halloween came early this year. Trick or treat. Enjoy, folks.

To my very surprise, they FINALLY dropped this trailer I've been waiting for... This is one of those characters and properties in general that deserves another shot and definitely when it's out of the hands of pieces of shit like Victor Salva. The idea of The Creeper has always been really solid, different, and scary if executed properly. So a brand new director, cast and crew is just what this ne...

Somebody better "prey" for me in this case, because I honestly am about sick and tired of these types of movies... I don't mean to sound like a hater or anything but this shit just isn't my thing and the more these movies come out, the worse they seem to get. But I'll put myself in mix and give these the benefit of the doubt from time to time. And may the Lord save me for it. Enjoy, people.

I was hoping this would be better going into the second time around... I guess I was wrong. Enjoy, y'all.

I've been very curious about this take on the classic tv show, to say the least... It's just still so damn strange that Rob Zombie is directing a PG version of this. But then again, normalcy has never been a thing for Rob Zombie and company. While I was expecting a hardcore version of this on screen, I'm open to see how much Zombie tends to pull back on the usual raw content that divides fans out...

I'm going to start by saying this: This movie's concept is absolutely ridiculous... And I'm going to end with this: I am absolutely curious as to how this will play out on screen. I'm a glutton for silly punishment when characters are adrenaline junkies. Enjoy, folks.

Well, Constantin, Capcom, and now Netflix have decided that the Resident Evil reboot we got fairly recently wasn't enough for fans... We're heading back to Raccoon City yet AGAIN. Not that I'm tired of these luxurious visits or anything, but I'd just rather have some consistency with this property on screen. This is one of the reasons I forever defend the Mila Jovovich series for being such a fun...

Ask and you shall receive... I've personally been wanting this, but I just didn't expect Tubi to be the ones to deliver it as a complete surprise. So of course I had to go into this blind, but also optimistic. The original 80s flick with Jamie Lee Curtis is definitely one of the slept on slashers of it's time, so this may or may not make people want to go back to it. But it does seem that they did...

It's been a little minute since I've recorded, but it's also been about a stone cold century since this movie was even announced so I'll call it even... I had no expectations, but I will say that these visuals are pretty damn impressive. Enjoy, people.

I think I may have just eaten my words here about that last trailer... This one was all I needed. Enjoy, y'all.

All I've ever heard about this movie is that it's the equivalent to something like John Wick, and that's almost incentive enough... Though it took me long enough to finally check this out. Another thing that drew me to this was how an everyday guy like Hutch can just snap and get on demon time the moment someone fucks with his family. I can understand that, especially when he's just trying to be c...

The guy behind Sinister and Doctor Strange is back for a new film that seemingly fits the both for both said titles... Sinister was actually scary to me when I first saw it and Doctor Strange was a wild ride, so I can only imagine what combos of both elements are in this one here. I also wonder how this particular out of order phone can just keep ringing in the lair of Ethan Hawk's house. This is...

Here we go with another A24 go round, and it's a whodunit this time around... So I'm hoping that this is fairly decent. It may throw some folks off here, but I had to be brutally honest once this trailer was done the first time. Bare with me. Enjoy, y'all.

Well, that's one way to bring some shitty news into my evening... And the day was going so swell at first. I guess now it's time to watch Tokyo Drift through Fast 6, and then Fast 9. You know, to remind me of happier times when Justin Lin was still attached to this series. I don't know what's coming next, but this is a big setback in my opinion. Enjoy, folks.

FINALLY!!!... Sweet Yezus, when I say that I have literally been trying to upload this commentary since last WEEK, I mean that from the bottom of my heart. I think I did this Tuesday or Wednesday evening, after recording other episodes, so this kept me up later than usual. And I got so upset when the audio wouldn't load, so I just got into a mood and didn't record for days. But finally I get to ge...

Yes, I understand that I'm late as shit here... Again. But if there's one thing I know how to do, it's show up late to the party and still manage to have a decent time. Joe and Beck are obviously making sure of that since I'm catching back up on this show. There's so much more to go and a whole other season on the way, but I'm still here for it. Enjoy, y'all.

Finally had a chance to get back into this series yesterday and every time I do, it reminds me why I got immediately invested in the first place... This always has the perfect balance of black excellence and foolishness each time around. Enjoy, people.

Being as though this movie was recommended by a few people over the course of a few days, I felt obligated to give it a fair spin... Concept wise, I thought of movies like Stay Alive, BrainScan, and Arcade. Execution wise, this wasn't what I expected it to be. I still went in blind though, especially since it's hard to turn down new horror recommendations. Enjoy, folks.

And to think I almost got rid of this episode I recorded yesterday... I couldn't deny this film if I tried, even if lots of it seems so dated. As cheesy as it may be, this was a cult classic that scared the hell out of me in more ways than one as a kid. All the more reason for me to consistently talk about a sequel or remake during, so bare with me here. I just think both the fans and The Chiodo B...

I know I've missed the last two episode commentaries, but I explain it during the intro a tad... I just didn't want to watch another episode of an anticipated season without giving me legit reaction. The season overall has caught me off guard, like it's supposed to and always has. Enjoy, folks.

So many reviews and comments have gassed this flick up so much, and we all know how I'm not one to run with the popular opinions... But I also like to see things for myself, and possibly be proven wrong or proven right if the movie is trash. Also found footage horror will always have a place for me. This seemed like a typical supernatural mumbo jumbo handle here, but I got in the mood and gave it...

I recorded this and another last night... And it's very early now, all while I'm running on the fumes of no sleep and nightmares with whatever sleep I've attempted. I cannot long caption at the moment. Enjoy, y'all.